Chaz: Ugh chapter 2 was so awful I just felt I had to make up for it even though this is just as bad someone else might like it right?

Maha: No

Chaz: Maha!!!!! You're so mean!!! So im gonna ask Tsukasa to do my disclaimer instead.

Maha: So?

Chaz: Grrr...oh well. Tsukasa sweetie...Do me O.o IT! IT! I MEANT IT! THE DISCLAIMER! Damn it...

Tsukasa: ...You Hentai... Okay...Chaz does not own kingdom hearts if she did then she would probably rape everyone judging by the way she acts when im here. Damn lusty teenagers their all no good! YOU HEAR ME! NO GOOD! Ahem glad I got that out of my system.

Maha: Hehe sucks to be you.

Tsukasa: Shuttit Maha...TT

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Kh Random Randomy Randomnessness

By Shukaku

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-In a glass box- O.o I 'unno where that came from.

Sora: Lets pick up where we left of then shall we?

Chaz: No.

Sora: Why?

Chaz: Coz if you do ill rape you.

Sora: -Whines- But I always get raped by somebody!

Chaz: -Blinks- What?

Sora: well there's you, Riku um Tidus, Kairi and even Selphie.

Chaz: OO oh my gawd! Seriously? How many times you been raped? Can I rape you? How many questions am I going to ask? Am I making sense? Do you hate me? Will you hate me? Why? Who? When? How?

Sora: Um no to all?

Chaz: Quit asking questions its annoying.

Sora: ...Baka

Chaz: Whaat?

Sora: Pie.

Chaz: Cool um im just gonna go now and take you with me.

Sora: Aw for Kami-Sama's sake don't rape me again.

Chaz: Well im not really gonna rape you. Sorta.

Sora: Wuzzat mean?

Chaz: Im going to make an elephant rape you.

Sora: O.o Dude you are seriously messed up.

Chaz: Heh. Hehe. Hehehehehe. Fwahaha. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Sora: Aww here goes...gets dragged off by Chaz

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-Later on Inside Sora's House-

Riku: PIE! FLYING TALKING PIE! WITH A STICK!

Sora: Um Riku that's a pencil.

Riku: Oh um right I knew that. I like PIE!!!

Sora: Hmm Riku I need something to rhyme with sag im writing a poem for my grandma

Riku: POT! POT RHYMES WITH SAG!

Sora: O.o You're so right!

Riku: HOMESTAR!!!!!!!!!! FWEE! FWEE I SAY! FWEE HOMESTAR!

Sora: DuDe! PSYCHIATRIST!

Riku: Feh...you meanie.

Cloud: flies in through the window on a dustbin lid FWOOSH!

Sora: CLOUDY!!!!! YOU CAME BACK TO ME!!!! I KNEW YOU WOULD NOT LEAVE ME!!! FOR I BEAR YOUR CHILD!!

Cloud: O.o Whoa...

Riku: SORA!!! HOW COULD YOU!?

Sora: I 'unno I just felt like.

Riku: O.o shit...

Sora: YOU SWORE IM TELLING MUMMY YOU'VE BEEN CURSING!

Riku: I MEANT SHITAKE MUSHROOMS HONESTLY!

Sora: Im still telling!

Riku: Well if little Sora tells my freaky mom then little Sora won't be getting any.

Sora: O.o ILL BE GOOD!

Riku: Ahh...blackmail. Works every time. Just like Ronseal outdoor waterproof paint! Buy now for a discount of 12 munny! REMEMBER THE RONSEAL! At your local cheapy store.

Cloud: Um right...OH YOUR LORD N' MASTER LORD SEPHY NEEDS YOUR COMPANY AGAIN OH MIGHTY GREAT MIGHTY GREAT MIGHTY GREAT CURTAIN STEALERS!

Sora: COME SIR RIKU TO THE BATMOBILE ONCE AGAIN!

Riku: Yes Weasel Bumphrey master.

Sora: WHERE THE HELLS MA THEME MUSIC!?!?

Cloud: Oh sorry. Dunununununun dun dun dun dununununun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!

Riku: Whoa cool music it reminds me of dun dun nunnun dun.

Sora: O.o WE HAVE TO SPEAK IN MORSE CODE FOR WE AARE SECRET CURTAIN STEALERS!!! RIKU! Beep beep beep beep bebeep beeeeeep.

Riku: Beep beep boop beep boop boboboop beep.

Sora: Beep bobeep beepbeepbobeep beep beeeeeeeeeep.

Riku: Boop.

Cloud: BEBEEPBOOP?!!?

(AN: Ahem translations....Sora: Riku have you seen my toaster? Riku: I have a big sock. Sora: O.o you really scare me sometimes... Riku: I like snaffles. Cloud: WHAT THE HELL!?!)

Cloud: I am sooo outta here flies out the window on a toaster FWOOSH!

Riku: Um right...I HAVE A POOPY INSIDE MY DIAPER MOMMY COME CLEAN IT UP ITS SO UNCOMFORTABLE IT IS NT FUN TO SIT IN MY OWN PILE OF SHIT ITS SO DISGUSTING SELF DEFACATING MOMMY COME WPE ME I FEEL SO DIRTEH OH MOMMY COME WIIIIIIIIPE ME OH COME WIPE MY ASS! Ah thank you so much...dun dun!

Sora: I feel violated.

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-Later on the Paopu island-

Sora: I like toasters.

Mario: Hey itsa me Mario!

Riku: WAHH! Where the hell do you keep coming from!?

Mario: Pie...FLYING TALKING PIE! WITH A STICK!

Sora: Oh that explains it.

Mario: RANDOMNESS!

Riku: Tooooasters.....bleeenders...kitchen aaaapllliianceeeeessss.

Tidus: Pops out of nowhere wearing a pink dress like Aeris' Hiya girls.

Wakka: Hey tidy!

Tidus: Oh my gawd! You look like sooo cute in that skirt Wakka!

Chaz: -Shudders- O.o Bad! Bad image! Think of erm PIE!!!!! Ah that's better. NOO THE PIES GOING TO EAT ME!!!

Sora: DuDe that is one crazy authoress.

Chaz: I HEARED THAT! And just for that young man im going to send you to your room no no im going to superglue you to Riku nekkid.

Riku: NOOOOO! NOT THAT!

Sora: -Shudders- It hurts sooo bad when you peel me off later!!!

Chaz: FWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Clicks fingers and Sora is stuck to Riku nekkid another job well done for you Chaz...Good one.

Riku: O.o She's talking to herself how weird. PIE!

Sora: So comfortable.

Riku: O.o Perv.

Tidus: I have crabs.

Sora, Riku, Chaz and Wakka: OO OH MY GOD!!!

Tidus: Ya I caught them at the beach its crab season I also found 2 dog fish eggs and a cod!

Sora, Riku, Chaz and Wakka: Oh...Um hehe.

Tidus: Well I have a date with this relleh cute boy bai bai!

Wakka: What? Im not good enough now? IS THAT IT TIDY!?!?!

Tidus: I don't have a taste in boys with power ranger undies Wakka it's just not my style.

Chaz: Sigh I failed.

Sora: Failed what?

Chaz: I failed to kill Ansem with a toaster.

Riku: Aw don't worry you can use a blender. OR! Ronseal outdoor waterproof paint! Always works first time for a cheap price of 985764 munny! Also comes with a talking paint brush!

Ronseal: Yah! lookit meh! Im so awesome and paintable and lookit my free talking paintbrush!

Cloud: . DAMMIT! I AM NOT A PAINTBRUSH! THIS IS MY HAIR! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A TALKING PAINTBBRUSH WITH BLONDE HAIR BEFORE?!?! You have? Oh...

Chaz: O.o Um I think ill take the blender...THANKIES!

Sora: Here's something for good luck. Pulls out his 8 inch... um thing.

Chaz: O.o whoa Faints

Sora: Um...I never knew she wanted it that bad. Puts the 8 inch toy replica of himself with a free keyblade and paopu fruit back in his pocket

Riku: That's right! A free keyblade and paopu fruit with it! Only $8.99 on eBay! Buy now for a $2 discount! It's so reliable just like Ronseal paint! It helps so many people!

Chaz: That's right! Im now an obsessed fan girl of Sora because of my 8 inch Sora action figure! So get yours today!

Sora: O.o Wow im loved now because of my action figure with a free keyblade and paopu fruit with a $2 discount.

Chaz: I loved my first action figure so much I bought the whole toy company! So many Sora's so little time!

Riku: And there you have it folks a yaoi and Sora obsessed little moron.

Chaz: HEY! IM NOT LITTLE!

Riku: O.o right.

Sora: Stay tuned for the next stupid random crappy um thing. Right.

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Chaz: Damn that was weird....

Maha: Telling me then again you did write it...

Chaz: Thanks...HEY!!! Why are you still here anyway?! Where's Tsukasa!?!?

Maha: Whistles innocently He fell into the closet all tied up for some reason...

Chaz: Walks to closet and frees Tsukasa You little cat bastard!

Maha: Hehe...

Tsukasa: Maha you crazy ass aromatic grass loving baka! That hurt...

Chaz: Hugs Tsukasa Poor Tsukasa I can make you feel better...

Tsukasa: Nah im okay now.

Chaz: Well I hoped you liked that chapter! Review and be happy! The next chapter will be a special! Ja Ne!!!