I LIVE! I'M BACK!!!!
Toad: aw I was enjoying the time.
Kurt: oh life. I knew it so vell..
Ah you guys missed me (hugs)
Kurt Oh why us?
Toad: because she likes us?
Kurt: oh yea..
I want to thank : todd fan, Heero's Girl and Spencerblaze for reviewing ^_^
now I'm sorry for taking forever but I've been lazy and part busy.. I watched Mainstream (KURT YAY!) and been looking at sites.. And I couldn't find a song for Beast.. So I gave up and picked a random song... its. Shakira: Whenever, Wherever. Lets start!
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okay once again we are at the bar and see all x-men evo characters in here..
(Evan comes up and starts shouting)
Evan: PLEASE GET ME OUTTA HERE! I'LL DO ANYTHING.. THE GIRL INCHARGE IS MAD I TELL YA MAD!!!
Please ignore this. insane boy.. And then moving away from him we see Jamie doing his job..
Jaime: yes sir is there a problemo?
Professor X: yes. theres a fly in my soup..
Jamie: yes sir I shall get some help. HEY TODD! THERES A FLY IN THIS GUYS SOUP!
(Todd's tongue shoots out splashes soup every where and getting the fly)
Jamie: there you go sir..
Professor X: (covered in tomato soup) yes.. Thank you..
(some early Victorian kid comes along to Professor X)
Victorian kid: polish ya head governor?
Dolly: oh no. nice try.. X-men evo characters ONLY! Now out OUT!
Victorian Kid: errr... I am an x-men character... I'm er.. Jamie..
Dolly: oh Jamie love ^_^
(Dolly hugs Victorian Kid)
Toad: I want to sing! YO!
Abbie: maybe later..
Toad: its not fair Fuzz boy gets to sing, Tabby get ta sing, Acolytes get to sing Heck even you get to sing. I want to sing!
Abbie: next time!
(walks on stage)
Abbie: hello everybody welcome to the Kariokie bar I have some more notices.. We have a new drink. Blue elf shakea.. Made by our Kurt ^_^
Toad: authors pet..
Abbie: and to sing tonight is. Mr McCoy!
Beast: oh I could'nt.. I don't want to.I.
Abbie: you will or I will kill you.
Beast: here I come.. Er what do I do?
Abbie: well you sing..
Beast: oh okay. I'll be back with a costume..
Abbie: what?
(Beast goes behind stage and comes back dressed like Shakira in video 'whenever, wherever')
Beast: *giggles* okay I'm gonna sing Whenever, Wherever.. Hit it Razzy-o- Jazzy ~_^
Razmataz: okay...
Beast: Lucky you were born that far away so We could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Never could imagine there were only Ten million ways to love somebody
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Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le Can't you see I'm at your feet
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Whenever, wherever We're meant to be together I'll be there and you'll be near And that's the deal my dear
-
Thereover, hereunder You'll never have to wonder We can always play by ear But that's the deal my dear
-
Lucky that my lips not only mumble They spill kisses like a fountain Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains Lucky I have strong legs like my mother To run for cover when I need it And these two eyes that for no other The day you leave will cry a river ..
-
Jean: is Mr McCoy okay?
Scott: he had pixie stixs before we came..
Jean: oh.
-
Beast: Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le At your feet I'm at your feet
- Dolly: ohh.. Lets DANCE!!
(Dolly, Rahne, Jubilee, Tabby and Amara come on stage and dances with Beast)
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Whenever, wherever We're meant to be together I'll be there and you'll be near And that's the deal my dear
-
Thereover, hereunder You'll never have to wonder We can always play by ear And that's the deal my dear
-
Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le Think out loud Say it again
-
Le do le le le le Tell me one more time That you'll live Lost in my eyes.
-
(MasterMind is back stage making horses run behind Beast)
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Whenever, wherever We're meant to be together I'll be there and you'll be near And that's the deal my dear -
Thereover, hereunder You've got me head over heals There's nothing left to fear If you really feel the way I feel
-
(Beast does a few move and then jumps in to a barrel of beer thinking its water while everyone gasps)
Abbie: HAPPY HOUR!
Wanda: I am emotionally scared now..
Magnito: don't worry sweetie..
Wanda: ?
Magnito: I'll give my favourite daughter a BIG hug.
Wanda: your still drunk after last time..
Pietro: oh you THINK!?!
Wanda: what happened to you?
Pietro: he lost my hair gel.. I'm nobody without my hair gel. NOBODY!
Wanda: huh.. And I'm the one who went to a mental home..
Pietro: (facing Toad, Kurt and Abbie) er do any of you happen to have a cart or anything to help us take are Dad home?
Magnito: RUM! GIVE ME RUM!
Abbie: for how much?
Pietro: err.. I got $20.
Abbie: sold! (whispers to Kurt and Toad) the first one who gets some sort of thing to take Maggie home gets $10.
Toad: I know just what to get..
Kurt: I don't..
(Toad hops off. 2 minutes later he comes back with a wheel chair.)
Toad: got something!
Kurt: vhere did you get that?
Toad: Ask me no questions and I tell you no lies.
Kitty: come on Kurt. we're gonna miss Pink TV if we dont hurry..
(Kurt grabs on to edge of counter)
Kurt: Help MEEEE!
(Kurt ended up getting phased through counter and doors.)
Abbie: okay..
Pietro: thanks Toad..
Wanda: why am I here?
Toad: hiya cuddle bumps..
(Wanda gives toad one look and throws him against the wall with hex bolt)
Todd: ah she loves me *falls*
Abbie: yep every body is weird tonight...
(Evan is running past giving Professor X a piggy back)
Professor X: RIDE'N COWBOY! YEHAW!!!! SHAZAM!
Evan: Child abuse..
Professor X: GO TO THE X HOUSE! PRONTO!
(Abbie stands there blinking.)
Abbie: I think I'll have a lie down..
Dolly: but who'll serve drinks?
Abbie: I dunno. underwear stealing Gnomes..
Alex: hey dude I like a soda of any kind please..
Gnome: sure. that's one under wear please..
Alex: huh? Wait is it me or is it getting a bit cold in here.
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I'm sorry if it was bad but I'm tired and sleepy..
Tabby: we gotta get stronger sleeping pills..
Next up to sing is Kitty and Lance.. Request for songs would be greatly accepted.
You read it. Now review it.
Toad: aw I was enjoying the time.
Kurt: oh life. I knew it so vell..
Ah you guys missed me (hugs)
Kurt Oh why us?
Toad: because she likes us?
Kurt: oh yea..
I want to thank : todd fan, Heero's Girl and Spencerblaze for reviewing ^_^
now I'm sorry for taking forever but I've been lazy and part busy.. I watched Mainstream (KURT YAY!) and been looking at sites.. And I couldn't find a song for Beast.. So I gave up and picked a random song... its. Shakira: Whenever, Wherever. Lets start!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
okay once again we are at the bar and see all x-men evo characters in here..
(Evan comes up and starts shouting)
Evan: PLEASE GET ME OUTTA HERE! I'LL DO ANYTHING.. THE GIRL INCHARGE IS MAD I TELL YA MAD!!!
Please ignore this. insane boy.. And then moving away from him we see Jamie doing his job..
Jaime: yes sir is there a problemo?
Professor X: yes. theres a fly in my soup..
Jamie: yes sir I shall get some help. HEY TODD! THERES A FLY IN THIS GUYS SOUP!
(Todd's tongue shoots out splashes soup every where and getting the fly)
Jamie: there you go sir..
Professor X: (covered in tomato soup) yes.. Thank you..
(some early Victorian kid comes along to Professor X)
Victorian kid: polish ya head governor?
Dolly: oh no. nice try.. X-men evo characters ONLY! Now out OUT!
Victorian Kid: errr... I am an x-men character... I'm er.. Jamie..
Dolly: oh Jamie love ^_^
(Dolly hugs Victorian Kid)
Toad: I want to sing! YO!
Abbie: maybe later..
Toad: its not fair Fuzz boy gets to sing, Tabby get ta sing, Acolytes get to sing Heck even you get to sing. I want to sing!
Abbie: next time!
(walks on stage)
Abbie: hello everybody welcome to the Kariokie bar I have some more notices.. We have a new drink. Blue elf shakea.. Made by our Kurt ^_^
Toad: authors pet..
Abbie: and to sing tonight is. Mr McCoy!
Beast: oh I could'nt.. I don't want to.I.
Abbie: you will or I will kill you.
Beast: here I come.. Er what do I do?
Abbie: well you sing..
Beast: oh okay. I'll be back with a costume..
Abbie: what?
(Beast goes behind stage and comes back dressed like Shakira in video 'whenever, wherever')
Beast: *giggles* okay I'm gonna sing Whenever, Wherever.. Hit it Razzy-o- Jazzy ~_^
Razmataz: okay...
Beast: Lucky you were born that far away so We could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Never could imagine there were only Ten million ways to love somebody
-
Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le Can't you see I'm at your feet
-
Whenever, wherever We're meant to be together I'll be there and you'll be near And that's the deal my dear
-
Thereover, hereunder You'll never have to wonder We can always play by ear But that's the deal my dear
-
Lucky that my lips not only mumble They spill kisses like a fountain Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains Lucky I have strong legs like my mother To run for cover when I need it And these two eyes that for no other The day you leave will cry a river ..
-
Jean: is Mr McCoy okay?
Scott: he had pixie stixs before we came..
Jean: oh.
-
Beast: Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le At your feet I'm at your feet
- Dolly: ohh.. Lets DANCE!!
(Dolly, Rahne, Jubilee, Tabby and Amara come on stage and dances with Beast)
-
Whenever, wherever We're meant to be together I'll be there and you'll be near And that's the deal my dear
-
Thereover, hereunder You'll never have to wonder We can always play by ear And that's the deal my dear
-
Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le Think out loud Say it again
-
Le do le le le le Tell me one more time That you'll live Lost in my eyes.
-
(MasterMind is back stage making horses run behind Beast)
-
Whenever, wherever We're meant to be together I'll be there and you'll be near And that's the deal my dear -
Thereover, hereunder You've got me head over heals There's nothing left to fear If you really feel the way I feel
-
(Beast does a few move and then jumps in to a barrel of beer thinking its water while everyone gasps)
Abbie: HAPPY HOUR!
Wanda: I am emotionally scared now..
Magnito: don't worry sweetie..
Wanda: ?
Magnito: I'll give my favourite daughter a BIG hug.
Wanda: your still drunk after last time..
Pietro: oh you THINK!?!
Wanda: what happened to you?
Pietro: he lost my hair gel.. I'm nobody without my hair gel. NOBODY!
Wanda: huh.. And I'm the one who went to a mental home..
Pietro: (facing Toad, Kurt and Abbie) er do any of you happen to have a cart or anything to help us take are Dad home?
Magnito: RUM! GIVE ME RUM!
Abbie: for how much?
Pietro: err.. I got $20.
Abbie: sold! (whispers to Kurt and Toad) the first one who gets some sort of thing to take Maggie home gets $10.
Toad: I know just what to get..
Kurt: I don't..
(Toad hops off. 2 minutes later he comes back with a wheel chair.)
Toad: got something!
Kurt: vhere did you get that?
Toad: Ask me no questions and I tell you no lies.
Kitty: come on Kurt. we're gonna miss Pink TV if we dont hurry..
(Kurt grabs on to edge of counter)
Kurt: Help MEEEE!
(Kurt ended up getting phased through counter and doors.)
Abbie: okay..
Pietro: thanks Toad..
Wanda: why am I here?
Toad: hiya cuddle bumps..
(Wanda gives toad one look and throws him against the wall with hex bolt)
Todd: ah she loves me *falls*
Abbie: yep every body is weird tonight...
(Evan is running past giving Professor X a piggy back)
Professor X: RIDE'N COWBOY! YEHAW!!!! SHAZAM!
Evan: Child abuse..
Professor X: GO TO THE X HOUSE! PRONTO!
(Abbie stands there blinking.)
Abbie: I think I'll have a lie down..
Dolly: but who'll serve drinks?
Abbie: I dunno. underwear stealing Gnomes..
Alex: hey dude I like a soda of any kind please..
Gnome: sure. that's one under wear please..
Alex: huh? Wait is it me or is it getting a bit cold in here.
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I'm sorry if it was bad but I'm tired and sleepy..
Tabby: we gotta get stronger sleeping pills..
Next up to sing is Kitty and Lance.. Request for songs would be greatly accepted.
You read it. Now review it.