*Punches hole through the ground with fist*
I LIVVVE! Ha bet ya thought I was dead didn't ya but nooo I'm alive people!
Dolly: get on with it Abbie!
Any way sorry about the lack of story updates but the computer was being silly, ffnet was mean, I was trying to find the song words and I was lazy.
Kurt: are ya gonna tell zhem?
Oh yea... I'M GONNA BE IN JOSEPH AND HIS TECHNICOLOURED DREAM COAT PLAY! woohoo!!!
Wanda: Yea yea we herd it before *rolls eyes*
now on to reviews!
Todd fan: yes. sorry Todd fan. I SWEAR IT WAS FUNNY AT THE TIME! You'll be amazed at what pixie stixs can do to people.
Witch am I: huh? Sorry I don't under stand what you mean.
Kinrio: well Pietro did sing with the acolytes but when Pietro sings again I'll try finding that song *nods*
Spencerblaze: thanks. glad you like it!
Goofn1: it was hard to find, and it was even harder cause I have not herd of the song before. but I found it ^_^
Disclaimer: I do not own x-men or the song 'THE PICTURE' sung by Kid Rock and Cheryl Crow.
Okay lets BEGIN!
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once again we're at the bar and we see Lance sitting with rest of the brother hood minus Todd. And Jamie is taking orders..
Jamie: what do you want?
Wanda: Dr Pepper.
Lance: a special on the Rocks.
Pietro: I'll have an orange soda.
*Kel pops up from no where*
Kel: who loves Orange Soda, Kel loves Orange Soda, Is it true? Uh-huh I do I do I do-oo
Dolly: oh no you don't OUT! *Gets water pistol out*
Kel: EEEPS! HELP! *Runs*
Dolly: Wahahahahahahaha! *Runs after Kel*
Jamie: *sigh* we gotta get that broken window fixed..
*Brother hood stares*
Jamie: any way. do you want a drink Fred?
Fred: yea I'll have low fat milk please.
Jamie: low.. Fat. milk!?
Fred: yep.
Jamie: right. I'll be right back..
(Jamie walks over to Todd)
Jamie: here's a list of drinks for table 13.
Toad: yea okay.. are you okay? You look like you've seen a ghost YO!
Jamie: you will never believe what Fred has ordered to drink.
Toad: look if ya saying he wants Lard then I've herd it before.
Jamie: he wants.. I dunno if I can say it.
Kurt: say it already.. I've only found out zhat Fred drinks Lard.
Jamie: he wants.. Low. Fat... Milk.
*Kurt faints*
Toad: joking right?
Jamie: its. true.
Toad: *goes bigged eyed* AH! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD! *Runs in circles until Jamie stops him*
Jamie: Snap outta it! We just gotta serve the drinks and say nothing happened.
*Abbie walks on stage*
Abbie: hello welcome back! First off if anybody seen Evan the slave please find him and the award is a free drink of any kind.
Storm: any kind? Like electric soda?
Abbie: err. if it gets Evan back then. yea.
Storm: okay *goes over to a cubed and opens it to find Evan there* hey kid get moving I want that soda now!
Evan: but Auntie O.
Storm: no buts I WANT MY SODA NOW.
*Evan crawls*
Storm: Like TODAY!
Evan: yes..
Abbie: okay. Kurt! Port him to his cage!
Evan: WHAT!
*BAMF* *BAMF*
Evan: aw crud.
Abbie: okay Toad give her the Soda..
Toad: are you crazy?
Abbie: do it.
Toad: okay.. Let me just get the armour.
Abbie: okay.. What was I thinking of opening a bar to these guys?
*bar goes silences and then hears crickets*
Abbie: heh just joking *sweats* anyhoo.. On to the song. Lets see who's singing? Ah yes. Lance and Kitty.
Lance: here I am. Now where's pretty Kitty?
Kitty: don't call me that!
Dolly: oh get on with it!
Lance okay lets start.
Kitty: like okay..
Lance: Living my life on a slow hill
different girl every night at the hotel
I ain't seen the sun shine, in three damn days
Been fuelling up on cocaine and whiskey
wish I had a good girl to miss me
Lord I wonder if ill ever change my ways
I put your picture away
Sat down and cried today
I cant look at you while I'm lying
next to her
I put your picture away
Sat down and cried today
I cant look at you while I'm lying
next to her
Kitty: I called you last night at the hotel
Everyone knows but they wont tell
But their half hearted smiles
tell me something, just aint right
I been waiting on you for a long time
Fuelling up on Heartaches and cheap wine
I aint heard from you in... three damn nights
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I cant look at you, while I'm lying, next to him
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I cant look at you, while I'm lying, next to him
Kitty: I saw you yesterday with an old friend
Lance: It was the same old same how have you been
Kitty + Lance: since you been gone, my worlds been dark and grey
Lance: you reminded me of brighter days
Kitty: I hoped you were coming home to stay
I was headed for Church
Lance: I was off to drink you away
Kitty + Lance: I thought about you for a long time
Cant seem to get you off my mind
Kitty: I cant understand why were living
Kitty + Lance: Life this way
I found your picture to day
I swear I'll change my ways
I just called to say I want you to come back home
I found your picture to day
I swear I'll change my ways
I just called to say I want you to come back home
I just called to say I love you...come back home...
*Applause*
Lance: so Kitty.. Will you come back home with me?
Kitty: LANCE! You are like so. like. AH! *phase through Lance and through door*
Lance: what did I say?
Kurt: ah don't vorry.. Keety is like that. here a drink. Its on me.
Evan: hey? Can I have a drink too?
Kurt: sure *gets water pistol out and squirts Evan*
Evan: thanks.
Abbie: ah yes. and end to another song singing show.
Dolly: yea... what a happy ending of the day.
Storm: screw that! Where's my ELECTRIC SODA!
Abbie: Toad..
*Toad comes out with metal armour on him*
Toad: DID YOU EVEN WATCH THE X-MEN MOVIE!?!
Abbie: Oh for the love of cows *opens lemon soda and pours in to glass* .. Ray come over here for a minute.
Ray: yea?
Abbie: can you put some electricity in this?
Ray: sure. for..
Abbie: you get a free packet of pretzels.
Ray: hmmm. okay. *shoots electricity in glass and Abbie gives glass to Storm*
Abbie: now don't go threatening Toad okay. People are watching this you know.
Storm: people? AH! Now every one knows my shameful habit of drinking sodas. *goes in corner and cries*
Abbie: see that wasn't so bad.
Toad: yea well that crazy lady doesn't go hurting the author of the story now does she?
*Toad gets hit by lightning*
Abbie: OI! What did I say!
Toad: eer.. Note to self: metal conducts electricity.
Dolly: Toad are you okay.
Toad: hey! Smell something burning.
*Toad sniffs air and doesn't realise he's on fire*
Tabbitha: TOAD YOU'RE ON FIRE!
Toad: yea right I'm not falling for that one
Tabbitha: really you are on fire.
*Toad turns to looks*
Toad: AGHH! I'm on fire! Help! Help! Put me out! EEEEK! *Toad runs around the bar screaming like a girl*
Pyro: WOO HOO! FIRE! AHAHAHAHAHA! YEA!
*Pyro plays with fire on Toad*
Toad: you're not helping!
Jean: since I'm perfect I can help.
*Jean picks Toad up with her TK and bashes him up and down not putting the fire out*
Toad: stop! Her! She's! Hurting! Me!
Rogue: A'h'll stop her! *absorb Jean who faints*
Toad: thank you..
Lance: er Toad.
Toad: yep that's my name.
Lance: your still on fire.
Toad: what *looks at back witch is still on fire*
Pyro: look I can make fairy wings *the fire is shaped in to fairy wings*
Toad: EEEK!
Professor: how will we put this fire out?
Logan: maybe if we wave fans at it will go down.
Beat: or we can throw petrol on him!
Wanda: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
*Wanda gets bucket of water and pours it on Toad*
Wanda: full grown men can't even put out a fire! *rolls eyes and walks out*
Toad: thanks baby cakes..
Wanda: don't make me hurt you.
Abbie: sorry Toad. come on lets take you to the hospital and we'll get you some big bugs on the way.
*Hospital people comes in and takes Todd to the hospital and almost every body leaves*
Abbie: tut tut.. Now who's gonna clean up this mess. Evan.
Evan: when will I be free?
When pigs fly and I come in wearing a pink ballet costume with bunny slippers. Now get cleaning.
Evan: yes miss.
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WHOA! Well that's a long chappie. now I hope you all like that.. And Toads up next!
Dolly: that took forever!
Rogue: actually it took 3 days.
Yes people and imagine if I was writing a book *rolls eyes*
any way hope you liked it.
You read it. Now review it.
I LIVVVE! Ha bet ya thought I was dead didn't ya but nooo I'm alive people!
Dolly: get on with it Abbie!
Any way sorry about the lack of story updates but the computer was being silly, ffnet was mean, I was trying to find the song words and I was lazy.
Kurt: are ya gonna tell zhem?
Oh yea... I'M GONNA BE IN JOSEPH AND HIS TECHNICOLOURED DREAM COAT PLAY! woohoo!!!
Wanda: Yea yea we herd it before *rolls eyes*
now on to reviews!
Todd fan: yes. sorry Todd fan. I SWEAR IT WAS FUNNY AT THE TIME! You'll be amazed at what pixie stixs can do to people.
Witch am I: huh? Sorry I don't under stand what you mean.
Kinrio: well Pietro did sing with the acolytes but when Pietro sings again I'll try finding that song *nods*
Spencerblaze: thanks. glad you like it!
Goofn1: it was hard to find, and it was even harder cause I have not herd of the song before. but I found it ^_^
Disclaimer: I do not own x-men or the song 'THE PICTURE' sung by Kid Rock and Cheryl Crow.
Okay lets BEGIN!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
once again we're at the bar and we see Lance sitting with rest of the brother hood minus Todd. And Jamie is taking orders..
Jamie: what do you want?
Wanda: Dr Pepper.
Lance: a special on the Rocks.
Pietro: I'll have an orange soda.
*Kel pops up from no where*
Kel: who loves Orange Soda, Kel loves Orange Soda, Is it true? Uh-huh I do I do I do-oo
Dolly: oh no you don't OUT! *Gets water pistol out*
Kel: EEEPS! HELP! *Runs*
Dolly: Wahahahahahahaha! *Runs after Kel*
Jamie: *sigh* we gotta get that broken window fixed..
*Brother hood stares*
Jamie: any way. do you want a drink Fred?
Fred: yea I'll have low fat milk please.
Jamie: low.. Fat. milk!?
Fred: yep.
Jamie: right. I'll be right back..
(Jamie walks over to Todd)
Jamie: here's a list of drinks for table 13.
Toad: yea okay.. are you okay? You look like you've seen a ghost YO!
Jamie: you will never believe what Fred has ordered to drink.
Toad: look if ya saying he wants Lard then I've herd it before.
Jamie: he wants.. I dunno if I can say it.
Kurt: say it already.. I've only found out zhat Fred drinks Lard.
Jamie: he wants.. Low. Fat... Milk.
*Kurt faints*
Toad: joking right?
Jamie: its. true.
Toad: *goes bigged eyed* AH! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD! *Runs in circles until Jamie stops him*
Jamie: Snap outta it! We just gotta serve the drinks and say nothing happened.
*Abbie walks on stage*
Abbie: hello welcome back! First off if anybody seen Evan the slave please find him and the award is a free drink of any kind.
Storm: any kind? Like electric soda?
Abbie: err. if it gets Evan back then. yea.
Storm: okay *goes over to a cubed and opens it to find Evan there* hey kid get moving I want that soda now!
Evan: but Auntie O.
Storm: no buts I WANT MY SODA NOW.
*Evan crawls*
Storm: Like TODAY!
Evan: yes..
Abbie: okay. Kurt! Port him to his cage!
Evan: WHAT!
*BAMF* *BAMF*
Evan: aw crud.
Abbie: okay Toad give her the Soda..
Toad: are you crazy?
Abbie: do it.
Toad: okay.. Let me just get the armour.
Abbie: okay.. What was I thinking of opening a bar to these guys?
*bar goes silences and then hears crickets*
Abbie: heh just joking *sweats* anyhoo.. On to the song. Lets see who's singing? Ah yes. Lance and Kitty.
Lance: here I am. Now where's pretty Kitty?
Kitty: don't call me that!
Dolly: oh get on with it!
Lance okay lets start.
Kitty: like okay..
Lance: Living my life on a slow hill
different girl every night at the hotel
I ain't seen the sun shine, in three damn days
Been fuelling up on cocaine and whiskey
wish I had a good girl to miss me
Lord I wonder if ill ever change my ways
I put your picture away
Sat down and cried today
I cant look at you while I'm lying
next to her
I put your picture away
Sat down and cried today
I cant look at you while I'm lying
next to her
Kitty: I called you last night at the hotel
Everyone knows but they wont tell
But their half hearted smiles
tell me something, just aint right
I been waiting on you for a long time
Fuelling up on Heartaches and cheap wine
I aint heard from you in... three damn nights
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I cant look at you, while I'm lying, next to him
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I cant look at you, while I'm lying, next to him
Kitty: I saw you yesterday with an old friend
Lance: It was the same old same how have you been
Kitty + Lance: since you been gone, my worlds been dark and grey
Lance: you reminded me of brighter days
Kitty: I hoped you were coming home to stay
I was headed for Church
Lance: I was off to drink you away
Kitty + Lance: I thought about you for a long time
Cant seem to get you off my mind
Kitty: I cant understand why were living
Kitty + Lance: Life this way
I found your picture to day
I swear I'll change my ways
I just called to say I want you to come back home
I found your picture to day
I swear I'll change my ways
I just called to say I want you to come back home
I just called to say I love you...come back home...
*Applause*
Lance: so Kitty.. Will you come back home with me?
Kitty: LANCE! You are like so. like. AH! *phase through Lance and through door*
Lance: what did I say?
Kurt: ah don't vorry.. Keety is like that. here a drink. Its on me.
Evan: hey? Can I have a drink too?
Kurt: sure *gets water pistol out and squirts Evan*
Evan: thanks.
Abbie: ah yes. and end to another song singing show.
Dolly: yea... what a happy ending of the day.
Storm: screw that! Where's my ELECTRIC SODA!
Abbie: Toad..
*Toad comes out with metal armour on him*
Toad: DID YOU EVEN WATCH THE X-MEN MOVIE!?!
Abbie: Oh for the love of cows *opens lemon soda and pours in to glass* .. Ray come over here for a minute.
Ray: yea?
Abbie: can you put some electricity in this?
Ray: sure. for..
Abbie: you get a free packet of pretzels.
Ray: hmmm. okay. *shoots electricity in glass and Abbie gives glass to Storm*
Abbie: now don't go threatening Toad okay. People are watching this you know.
Storm: people? AH! Now every one knows my shameful habit of drinking sodas. *goes in corner and cries*
Abbie: see that wasn't so bad.
Toad: yea well that crazy lady doesn't go hurting the author of the story now does she?
*Toad gets hit by lightning*
Abbie: OI! What did I say!
Toad: eer.. Note to self: metal conducts electricity.
Dolly: Toad are you okay.
Toad: hey! Smell something burning.
*Toad sniffs air and doesn't realise he's on fire*
Tabbitha: TOAD YOU'RE ON FIRE!
Toad: yea right I'm not falling for that one
Tabbitha: really you are on fire.
*Toad turns to looks*
Toad: AGHH! I'm on fire! Help! Help! Put me out! EEEEK! *Toad runs around the bar screaming like a girl*
Pyro: WOO HOO! FIRE! AHAHAHAHAHA! YEA!
*Pyro plays with fire on Toad*
Toad: you're not helping!
Jean: since I'm perfect I can help.
*Jean picks Toad up with her TK and bashes him up and down not putting the fire out*
Toad: stop! Her! She's! Hurting! Me!
Rogue: A'h'll stop her! *absorb Jean who faints*
Toad: thank you..
Lance: er Toad.
Toad: yep that's my name.
Lance: your still on fire.
Toad: what *looks at back witch is still on fire*
Pyro: look I can make fairy wings *the fire is shaped in to fairy wings*
Toad: EEEK!
Professor: how will we put this fire out?
Logan: maybe if we wave fans at it will go down.
Beat: or we can throw petrol on him!
Wanda: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
*Wanda gets bucket of water and pours it on Toad*
Wanda: full grown men can't even put out a fire! *rolls eyes and walks out*
Toad: thanks baby cakes..
Wanda: don't make me hurt you.
Abbie: sorry Toad. come on lets take you to the hospital and we'll get you some big bugs on the way.
*Hospital people comes in and takes Todd to the hospital and almost every body leaves*
Abbie: tut tut.. Now who's gonna clean up this mess. Evan.
Evan: when will I be free?
When pigs fly and I come in wearing a pink ballet costume with bunny slippers. Now get cleaning.
Evan: yes miss.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHOA! Well that's a long chappie. now I hope you all like that.. And Toads up next!
Dolly: that took forever!
Rogue: actually it took 3 days.
Yes people and imagine if I was writing a book *rolls eyes*
any way hope you liked it.
You read it. Now review it.