HI OLA ME IS IN DA HOUSE! And late....
Dolly: Abbie is only doing this cause she'll lose a foot otherwise
oh yea THANK YOU for reminding me Dolly rolls eyes
Dolly: ya welcome
I've been lazy and been doing stuff and.....
Dolly: I think someone needs to stop making loads of excuses... in the meantime GET WRITING!
All right all right let me get through the review first sheash!
Reviews:
Pixie Flyer: AW ya think I'm crazy its nice to know that and thanks for the lyrics
General Pepper: ooh Romyness eh? Okay! Me promises next chappie
Kalaki: oh thankies for reviewing. And People READ MISTAKES AND MORE MISTAKES! Its a flippen brilliant story!
Nightshade: am I a telepath? nope I'm a crazy 14 year old girl, who is gonna be 15 tomorrow but let me say this... being called a telepath is so COOLIES! Thanks for reviewing! And yes, Todd WILL sing in this chappie!
Animeluvr: thank you and thank you for correcting my spelling... I'm one step closer to be a spelling champion! (okay I'm lying)
Hex: someone sing to sexy... ewwww, I no like that song but I will... just give me time to pick on somebody.
well I ain't gonna say who sings next cause when I do some body always send in a song for another character, now it shall be by surprise MUHAHAHAHA!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own x-men or the song 'Bad Reputation' from Shrek... all I own is my mascot Dolly waves and this action figure of Kurt strokes Kurt heheh precious...
now on with the show!
we are back at the bar where songs are sung, people getting drunk and characters from X-men evolution come in and characters that are not in X-men evolution show don't....
Legolas: please let us come in fair elf maiden, we are on the quest of destroying the one ring and need a drink and some food before we can continue....
Dolly: no way man ya can't come in... its an x-men evolution characters bar only. And ya from Lord of The rings....
Pippin: aw but we don't want to eat at Burger king, they keep playing the same Robbie William's music again and again And AGAIN!
Dolly: no exceptions bub!
Abbie: SQUEALS LEGOLAS!!!!!!!! Oh Dolly can we please please please let him in!
Dolly: NO!
Abbie: I give you a cookie.
Dolly: get back inside
Abbie: BUT I LOVE LEGOLAS!
Dolly: get a life.
(So Abbie and Dolly go back in side, While Kurt was watching the whole thing.)
Kurt: I can't belive you Abbie.... I thought you love me. How could you!
Abbie: aw Kurt.... I didn't mean I love LOVE Legolas, I meant I love him enough to hug and kiss him. You are my One and only! You are the sugar in the coffee, the Kitten of the litter, the apple of my eye...
Kurt: all right, all right don't over react, Sheash!
(While over where Todd the Bartender is standing....)
Todd: man I wanna sing. But ooooh no! its always somebody else...
Gambit: Gambit doesn't care about your problems, Gambit just wants a drink!
Todd thinking to himself: if only I had my chance...
Abbie: Ladies and gents! Welcome back to the bar, tonight we will have uh....
(Abbie bent down and whispered to Dolly)
Abbie: YO, Dolly... who do we get to sing tonight?
(Todds ears perked up and jumped up and down waving to Dolly)
Gambit: uh... is Frog boy okay?
Dolly: um how about....
(Todd gets cardboard with 'PICK ME!!!!' and holds it up)
Dolly: Todd?
Abbie: TODD?!
Todd: ME! YAY!!
(Todd Jumps towards the stage.)
Abbie: Dolly the whole ponit of not letting Todd sing was....
(Abbie sees Todd do the Puppy face look, where he gets Anime-fied)
Abbie: oh dude! NOT THE ANIME PUPPY EYES! oh crud... Folks we have the Toad singing tonight!
Toad: YO! Play Razmataz!
Razmataz: wait a minute! I've just had a KFC and my hands are all greasy so...
(Todd spits out green slime over Razmataz)
Razmataz: meh... maybe it won't matter.
Todd sings: YO! don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
You're living in the past it's a new generation
A guy can do what he wants to do and that's
What I'm gonna do
An' I don't give a damn ' bout my bad reputation
Kitty: wasn't this sung by a girl?
Wanda: well Todd ACTS like a girl so why not.
Todd Sings: Oh no, not meAn' I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
Never said I wanted to improve my station
An' I'm only feelin' good
When I'm havin' fun
When I don't have to please no one
An' I don't give a damn
'Bout my bad reputation
Oh no, not me
Oh no, not me
(Todd does some really cool dance moves that wows the audience)
Todd sings: I don't give a damn'Bout my reputation
I've never been afraid of any deviation
An' I don't really care
If I'm strange
I ain't gonna change
An' I'm never gonna care
'Bout my bad reputation
Oh no, not me
Oh no, not me
Break it down Lance!
(Lance Comes on stage to do his groovy guitar thing)
Lance: YEAH! I'M ROCKING THIS WORLD!
Rogue: man... how many times does Lance have to keep on repeating that line?
Lance: hey! This line is what I live for! So don't dis the 'I rock your world' phrase!
(Todd Kicks Lace off the stage making Lance Unconcious)
Avalanche fans: LANCE! NUUUUUU-OOOOO!!!
Todd sings: An' I don't give a damn'Bout my reputation
The world's in trouble
There's no communication
An' everyone can say
What they want to say
It never gets better anyway
So why should I care
'Bout a bad reputation, anyway
Oh no, not me
Oh no, not me
Oh no, Not Me,
oh no, not me
(Todd stops singing and posed. Everyone cheered)
All the females: Oh Toad! WE LOVE YOU!
All the Guys: Oh Toad! WE WANT TO BE YOU!
Abbie: I'm sorry Todd... you don't deserve a crummy job as being a bartender... thats for Kurt
(Kurts sitting In the corner crying)
Kurt: WAAAAH! I suck!
Wanda: Todd... Will you marry me!?
Todd: YES! all my dreams has come true! I'm a star! Yo I wanna thank my Mom and goldie my pet gold fish and...
Abbie: TODD!
(Todd Wakes up to reality and looks around)
Todd: wha?... why am I back behind the counter? I was on stage an...
Abbie: Have you been at the alcohol? No ya been here and Ignoring Gambit here who's been waiting forever for his drink.
Gambit: Gambit has never been so offended in all his life! Gambit is emotionally hurt and Thirsty!
Abbie: no worries Gambit... TODD will gladly buy you two or three drinks for you.
Todd: I what!
Abbie: WON'T You Todd...
Todd: No!
(Abbie gave Todd a deadly look)
Todd: I mean uh... what drink would ya like?
Gambit: well Gambit would like a sugary martini... stirred not shaken!
(Todd sighs then gets Gambits drink)
Todd: man... when will I get to sing? I ain't that bad!
Dolly: nah its nothing to do with ya lack of singing talent... we just prefer ya the way you are.
Todd: meaning?
Dolly; we like you for being you
Gambit: yeah... just think if you turned in to some super star. It don't suit you.
Dolly: we like you for being your stinky, slimy, lil self.
Todd: gee thanks guys. You make me feel SO much better.
Dolly: ya welcome
Merry: Hey! Down here! Can we be served
Pippin: yea! What does a hobbit have to do to get a pint around here?
Dolly: OI! Who Let you guys in!!!!
Jamie: Sweats uh... Dum de dum de dum...
Dolly: Jamie luv!? WHY!!!!
Jamie: well... they gave me this weird ring and...
Abbie: NOOUUUU! DON'T put the ring on!!!
Jamie puts it on and turns in to a chicken
Jamie: Bwak?
Abbie: Sighs, well I TRIED to warn you...
Dolly: JAMIE LUV!!!
Dolly chases Jamie chicken. Gambit, who had been affected by the martini, looked at the situation cross eyed and turned to Pyro
Gambit: Chere, I t'ink I saw a kid turn in to a chicken...
Pyro: why are you calling me chere? Anyway your drunk. Get drunker to stop the chickens.
Gambit: Gambit thinks your drunk too...
Pyro: OKAY I ADMIT IT!!!! Now give me another drink!
Todd: dude, your way too drunk... you already had 10 bottles of rum. Why we even have rum, I do not know...
Pyro: Hey! I turned you in to a fire butterfly before, would ya like to be a fire elephant?
Todd: yes sir, 10 more bottles of rum coming up!
Gambit: why rum?
Pyro: why rum gone... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!
Gambit: I give up.
Abbie: well... the good news is that it will go back to normal next time.
Wanda: normal?!?
Abbie: Oh for the love of cheese, ya know what I mean!
Evan is sitting in the corner with a blue blankie.
Evan: there's no way out, there's no way out, there's no way out...
That's it, I'm done.
Dolly: oh god! Have you got ya writing bug back again.
Hopefully. If not I'm going back to bed.
Wanda: no... please... We no wanna do this no more!!!
Kurt: do we even have a choice?
Todd: guess we don't.
Kurt: what are you doing here?
I thought it would be coolies if Todd joined the muse group. That way you guys can learn to LOVE each other... and have a threesome!
Wanda, Todd, Kurt and Dolly: Oo EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
YO! I was joking! Sheesh....
Dolly: how does ya brain work?
Wanda: are we even brave enough to know?
Please Review people... it encourages me to write!
Dolly: yeah right...
Dolly gets hit by a water melon
Dolly: OWWWWIE!!!! !!!!
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