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"Back stabbing munchers I'll show them." Pyro muttered to himself as he continued in his new Black car. "I will show people that I strike terror in the hearts of million."
"Mister Allerdyce, Coffee." Said a soft voice.
"Thank you kindly." Pyro replied. He had just gone through a McDonalds drive thru and collected his coffee and headed on his way.
Pyro stared at the map forgetting where he was going. He placed his hand on a red circle he had written in earlier. "Ahh that's where I'm headed."
Pyro stopped in a driveway and headed to the House. Opened the door without knocking and yelled "guess whose here to stay!"
The brotherhood stared at the red man.
Brotherhood-advanced#3
When you play with fire your gonna get burnt
By Riddler Kid
Pyro looks at the stares of the Brotherhood. "He, tough crowd."
Peitro ran to the door and pushed his finger upon Pyro. "What the heck are you doing here"
"Well what does it look like, I'm here to join."
"You're her to what?"
"To join."
"There's gotta be a reason."
"Well I've got no where else to go, I've been betrayed twice. And your fathers a thorn in my side. And it hurts."
Lance went back to playing Halo, Eileen ate her cereal, Blob was being Blob and Wanda was nowhere to be found. Todd jumps towards Pietro and pulls him into the TV room and talk quietly to each other so Pyro can't hear.
"This is great, he sounds so anxious it's funny he'll do what ever we want."
"Are you crazy. He's here because someone sent him."
In the kitchen Pyro was having a chat with Eileen and Blob at the table.
"We could make him do something very stupid."
"No."
"Come one."
"Ok, Ok, Ok but I want nothing to do with it."
"Good then."
Peitro ran off to his bedroom and Todd walked towards the kitchen to talk to the desperate Pyro.
"I think I'm gonna like it here." Pyro said aloud.
"Hey it's not over yet you still have to do the initiation."
Eileen started to say something but Todd covered her mouth with his Hands.
"Ok Pyro you must set ablaze the local fire department."
"What, it's called a fire department because it puts out fire. You just don't set it ablaze."
"Ok then rampage through the city and cause as much attention as possible."
"You know who said you didn't have a sense of Humor."
"Hey, who said I didn't." Todd looked at Eileen and Fred at the Table. "Dang you people."
"So, do I really have to do it?"
"Yes."
"This is pathetic. I'm gonna burn down the city." Pyro walked out the house to his car.
"We'll be watching." Toad yelled as Pyro left in his car.
Toad walked back into the house and picked up the Phone. Blob continued his conversation with Eileen "Well that was fast wasn't it."
"You bet ya."
Todd pressed a couple buttons on the phone and waited for an answer. A wired voice answered the phone. "Ya what ya want."
"It's Todd."
"ohh ya that kid."
In the back round Todd can hear. "Is it that stupid mutant we beat up last week." Then a "Yes" from the one on the phone. Todd winced from the insult.
"You know that favor you guy's owe me."
"Ya!"
"Well I've got something you need to do for me. Let me explain...."
It was nighttime now and Pyro made his last stop, which was of course the Xavier mansion. Pyro was in full gear for a fight but was here for another reason. The gate to the place opened up and Pyro drove in. He looked out his window into the darkness. "Never knew how spooky this place was until now."
Pyro knocked on the door. And he moans to why he was here. The door opened to reveal Logan. Pyro raised his hands in innocents and being scared out of his mind. Logan surprisingly let Pyro in "Pyro giggles to himself but stops when looking within the mansion. "Cool."
Some of the people who lived they're stopped to look at there "opponent" Pyro was starting to sweat and didn't move for twenty seconds. He was however happy to not be dead so far. Logan pushed Pyro forward. Almost everyone within the mansion was staring at him. "I'm here to see a new friend."
He was smiling now. Bobby was walking across the hall. Pyro snatched him. "Come on." People kept staring. Pyro dragged Bobby around Logan and out the door.
Pyro and Bobby were now in the nice black car. Bobby was still mad but happy to leave. So he got in the car smoothly. "Ok. What the heck is your problem."?
"Well, I wanted to join the brotherhood because there was nothing better to do. How ever. I was unable to join with out doing a initiation." Pyro started his car. "My job is to cause as much havoc as I can to get attention." Pyro got out of the Driveway. At the mansion they're having a party about no more Bobby. "Well they seem happy with out ya around. Anyway."
"Let me guess you want my help." The two were on the road.
"Not to cause havoc but to be the hero."
"What, you want me to lose purposely to you."
"Something like that."
"No way." The Two were in the city when all of a sudden someone landed on the front of the car. Black shoes brown pants no shirt three fingers and dark black eyes and hair. Pyro and Iceman stared up at the guy. The guy pulled out two swords from the part before the elbow. It's was coming out of his kin on booth arms. The guy Pulled back his arms and was about to drive them through the windshield when Ice suddenly engulf the guy and fell off the car. "That was weird." The car span out of control. And stopped in the middle of the street. I front of them was a smaller version of the first guy, swords and all, just small. Pyro and Iceman got out of the car and headed to the small guy ready for the battle. The Ice on the tall guy melted and he smiled and jumped incredibly high and landed on the cement near the small one.
Pyro looked at them in fear. Iceman was the first to talk. "Who the Heck are you guys?"
The big guy jumps again and landed softly and the smaller jumped and landed in the tall guy's hands. The Tall guy tossed him like a cannonball. The small one landed in front of Pryo followed by the big guy in front of Iceman. The big guy said. "Were hack. Then the small guy said "and slash, the brothers that don't take no for an answer. The tall guy sliced a light pole with one slice and laugh in victory while the pole was falling.
"Well you're the hero good luck." Pyro started to walk away but Iceman grabbed him and brought him back.
"You got me into this your getting me out of it."
Up on top of a small business building roof Blob and Toad watched Hack and Slash go at it with Pyro and iceman. "Are you sure these guy's won't kill them?" asked Blob.
"No not likely, only if they aggravate the two. And if it just so happens they die then I can say I hit two birds with one stone rather two stones against to birds.
Toad stared through the binoculars at the fight below. Blob was worried and scared not wanting to be there when his "Friends" die. He sat down on the ground like a baby while Todd leaned over the building to get a better view.
The fight below was kinda weird Pyro was too scared to move. Iceman had created a to ice swords and was battling the two freaky guys. "Pyro help."
Pyro broke out of his trance and looked at his new friend in need. He quickly let his fire go out on the two freaky guys. Iceman shielded him self with his Ice, when the smoke disappeared the to brothers were not even hurt. The tall guy continued fighting Iceman who was rapidly making ice swords because Hack could just slice through the swords. The small guy jumps on Pyro and pushed him to the ground. "You can't beat me. And now your gonna die very slowly."
Pyro was scared very scared. Wouldn't you be if you were about to die? Just before slash could stab Pyro through the Heart Blob came in and punched Slash all the way across the street. "Thanks big guy!"
"No problem."
Blob picked up Hack and chucked him with his brother. Pyro Started to burn the two brothers with no stop. Lot's of people showed up to watch the fiery hazard, even the mayor.
Toad stared from the Top of the building through the binoculars. "Dang it, now he has to join."
When Pyro stopped, the city people started to clap. Pyro stood there happily. Iceman was still worried about the two brothers.
The people stopped clapping as the two brothers got back up slowly. Pyro stopped gloating and looked at the brothers. "This doesn't look good."
The Three mutants got ready for the next battle. The taller of the Two held out both hands and yelled at everyone. "You suck the fun out of everything you stupid people." Hack whistled and a motorbike drove up behind them and the two brothers jumped on "Till next time, you crap heads!"
The biked over a car and headed down a main street.
"Well I'm glad that's over." Pyro complimented.
Toad had his hands crossed over his chest as John stands in front of Lance to be fully accepted as a member. "I, Lance leader of the Brotherhood yada yada yada here by except you "Pyro" as a full fledge member of the Brotherhood."
Eileen like the new member and so did everyone else except for a not so smart frog known as Toad.
"I'm a member now beware of my furry, Hahahahahahahahaha..."
I hope you enjoyed this rather short one of how a pyromaniac became a brother hood and how Pyro becomes friends with Iceman in a weird demented type way. Well let's look at the new characters shall we
Pyro: St.John Allerdyce
First appearance: uncanny X-men # 141
Powers: Can control fir of course. When in full conciseness he cannot be burnt but when losing control he can burn himself.
Hack: unrevealed
First appearance: LXB #3 (S. imagination comics.)
Powers: Resistant skin to anything that comes his way. Superhuman strength and speed superior to his brother Slash. Retractable blades from arms that are sharpened to the nearest molecule. Tallest of the two.
Slash: unrevealed
First appearance: LXB #3 (S. imagination comics)
Powers: Resistant skin to anything that comes his way. Superhuman strength superior to his brother Hack. Super human speed. Retractable blades from arms sharpened to the nearest Molecule. Smallest of the two.
If you have know Idea what S. Imagination comics is don't kick yourself its stories I write for the enjoyment of my self. Hack and Slash are created by a good friend of mine I hope you liked them.
Next Time...
The Stranger part 1 of 2
The Stranger comes to earth and kidnaps Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch, And Toad. For his evil experiments. The Avengers show up for the first time to save the three.