A/N: Hello peoples! Did ya like my last chapter? I hope you did, and heres another, yay! Please excuse all the spells I make up, I cannot make them up, if you noticed. Now anyway, thanx to all my reviewers, and heres another chapter!

Choco Frog J

" Who," she said slowly and loudly to the two Potters as if they were deaf. " In Merlins name is this?"

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

Harry stood, and smiled slightly at his mother, and then stared at Sirius. " You mean, this person? Oh, he just walked in, and he wanted a cup of tea."

Lily raised an eyebrow, and stared at Harry, who kept an innocent face on whilst stepping on Sirius' foot (Who had been laughing silently).

" Really Harry?" Lily asked calmly, walking closer in, looking curiously at the laughing cheetah on the couch. " Where is your godfather? I would like to have a chat about his awful plot on Severus."

" Lils," James began, gazing at his wife. " I forgot to ask you this before, but since when were you on first name basis with that overly large slimeball head?"

" Very creative James," Sirius muttered, snorting softly under his breath. " Slimeball head."

Lily gave him a disgusted look. " I have been on first name basis since I have met him. You have never realized this as you were too busy pranking him."

" That is a good plan though," Harry commented, grinning mischievously. " I never had the guts to prank him before, until I met you, dad."

" Well that is very good then. When you travel back, you may prank him even more, with Sirius' help," James beamed, once again jumping up and down.

" Yes," Sirius said formally, sitting up straighter. " I shall help you prank the slimeball! Oops, I wasn't meant to say that."

Lily glared at him, from his now blonde hair to his bright blue eyes carefully. " Yes, you were not, Sirius Black. Now, I do know that an insane blonde haired man is the new disguised Sirius. And your cover name is…"

" Daniel White, Mrs Potter," Sirius declared, sticking his nose in the air snobbishly. " You may call me Mr White, as you do not approve of my plan on 'Severus.'"

He said the Potions Masters name in a girly voice, sending Harry and James into fits of silent giggles.

" I do not think that was funny, you two," Lily snapped loudly, then once again glaring at Sirius. " And, I have not even heard the idea of this prank yet, and I do not want to know either, Sirius."

" Are you sure," Sirius said, putting on the innocent look. " I think it would be highly amusing to see this certain prank in action, wouldn't you?"

" No I would not, Daniel White," Lily said, using his other name for once. " I hope you choose not to participate, Harry."

Harry looked at her, bewildered. " Why wouldn't I take part in this, mum? It's the first time I will be able to prank him. I wouldn't back in the other reality."

" Harry," Lily said in a warning tone.

Harry shrugged carelessly.

" I can't help it. My dad is one of the best pranksters Hogwarts have ever seen," he answered proudly, ignoring the evil look she was giving him.

" Yes, well your mother is one of the strictest people in Hogwarts," Lily growled, narrowing her eyes, daring Harry for a response.

" Not really," Harry began, smiling sweetly. " I mean, McGonagall and Snape are rather strict, and you can't forget Flitwick on his bad days, oh yes and-"

" I get the point Harry," Lily said, throwing her hands up in defeat. " Maybe I am not the strict one in this castle, but I'm still stricter than some people."

" Name one," Sirius said, grinning at the look on Lily's face.

James laughed as Lily tutted and walked out.

" Do what ever, Snape probably deserves it," she said as the portrait shut.

" Yes," Harry yelled, grinning mischievously (much like the one on his fathers face). " Hehe, we outsmarted her!"

James on the other hand was counting backwards. " 5, 4, 3, 2, 1."

On one, Lily entered, glaring at the three innocent faces. " Don't do anything too dangerous you three. Or you will have me to deal with." She then, again, walked out, muttering under her breath.

" Good timing, you've been practicing," Sirius said, nodding his head in an impressed kind of way.

Harry looked at both of them, confused. " What?"

Sirius grinned at his confused godson before him. " In our years here, James was getting his time for that about a minute behind, but, he has practiced (as they played many pranks and every time, Lily would warn them) and perfected it quite well."

James stood up from the couch and bowed low many times. " Thank you so much. I would like to thank my whole family, including Sirius, Padfoot and ofcourse Remus, my other friend who is elsewhere at the moment."

Harry shook his head. " You are completely hopeless. I am certainly not like that!"

James growled and pulled the poor boy into a headlock. " Oh you take that back little boy, or the dog will get you."

As if on que, Sirius changed into a dog and sat down in front of the two Potters, growling dangerously.

He then changed back and said in his best accent," I vant to suck your blood."

At this both 'men' bawled their eyes out in laughter, whilst Sirius frowned. " It wasn't that funny guys. I heard it from a movie, and this was a good as a place to say it."

James wiped the tears away. " You were supposed to be a vicious dog, not a bloody vampire!" He then fells over laughing again.

Harry grinned at his godfather. " Lovely line, Padfoot."

" Hey, don't be sarcastic to me," Sirius began, poking his tongue out at the boy. " Or, I'll do something really horrible to you."

Harry raised an eyebrow and put on a bored face. " Like what?"

Sirius thought for a moment. " I'll think of something soon."

James and Harry snorted. " Yeah right Sirius."

James rolled his eyes and stood up and as formally as he could said," When shall this prank take place?"

" Tonight," Harry said immediately.

" Just was I was thinking, Harry," Sirius said proudly, ruffling his already messy hair." Well, we will need your invisibility cloak, Maraunders map and our wands."

" You forgot something Pad," James said suddenly, grinning. " Ourselves."

Sirius rolled his eyes, and stared at his best friend. " That was an obvious thing, Prongs. But, people who bang into walls often enough do not know this."

Harry laughed as his dad turned into Prongs and chased the grim like dog around the room, slowly gaining on him.

" Well stuff this," Sirius exclaimed as he changed back and ran out the portrait. " Run Harry, before he gets you!"

" Rah," James said dryly to his son who laughed harder and ran out the portrait after Sirius. " Bloody hell!"

Harry ran away from the stag that was now running behind him. After all of the running from his cousin, he was now quite fast, though was no match for a stag.

" Accio Firebolt," Harry yelled, his wand out, though still running as fast as he could.

His Firebolt came racing towards him, shining in the light of the castle.

" You'll never catch me now, dad!" Harry mounted and raced through the castle at outstanding speeds, dodging wandering students and walls.

"Harry, wait for me," Sirius called from behind him, though he quickly whizzed past him, towards the entrance hall.

" Where are we going," hissed a small voice from Harry's arm." It doesn't feel so good."

Harry looked down as he directed his Firebolt to the open door, which lead outside.

" Sorry Sam," Harry answered and drifted upwards slowly. " I forgot you were there. You are very quiet."

Sam flicked his tongue as he poked his head out from his sleeve and looked down, before quickly hiding again. " Looking down isn't good when you are afraid of heights."

" Harry," Sirius' whining voice interrupted his conversation. " You forgot about your godfather. Now, that is not a good thing."

Harry rolled his eyes and turned his broom vertical to the ground, and shot towards it like a bullet.

" This doesn't feel too good," Sam hissed, again poking his head out before hiding even further up his sleeve.

Harry chuckled and stopped in front of a shocked Sirius before dismounting, and grinning mischievously at his godfather.

" Maybe it was a mistake of giving you a fast broom for Christmas," Sirius finally said staring at Harry before angrily saying," How dare you scare the living daylights out of your godfather! What if you crashed? Do you think your parents would appreciate scraping the left overs of their son from the floor? I think not! If your mother-"

" Sirius," Harry said, shaking his head. " Calm down! I knew what I was doing, and it wasn't a mistake to give me a broom, I love it. Also, mum and dad wouldn't be scraping my left overs from the floor, it would be the grass."

Sirius looked both ready to kill Harry and hug him at the same time. Instead, he let out a 'gah' and walked towards the castle. A laughing Harry followed closely behind.

Inside, they both met a red-faced James and Lily. They all stared at each other, not knowing what is to be said.

Lily broke the silence. " Harry James Potter what did you think you were doing? And Sirius, you watching? You were most probably egging him on. I thought for a second there I would be scraping your left overs from the grass, and I don't think that would be the best thing to do today! Already Voldemort has attacked Diagon Alley, leaving no survivors."

Harry's eyes widened as Lily started crying. " He- he did?"

" He seems more active in this world than he is in ours," Sirius muttered, trying to comfort his old friend.

Harry nodded in agreement.

James gulped nervously and hugged his wife, soothing her a bit. " Who was in Diagon Ally, Lils?"

Lily sobbed and looked up with tears in her eyes. " Ara was working in Madam Malkins and Hannah was in Gringotts," she said softly before burying her head in James' chest, loudly crying.

Harry furrowed his brow. " Who's Hannah?"

" One of Lily's best friends from school," Sirius answered softly as James led Lily to their room. " Was a very nice girl at that. Haven't seen her since your first birthday party."

Harry smiled sadly and followed his parents up the stairs, jumping over the trick step absentmindedly. Sirius was right, Voldemort was much more active in this world than in there's. Voldemort just rose again, Harry reminded himself as they reached the picture of Godric.

" Voldemort," James said to Godric, who winked and opened up.

" Who's that?" a boyish voice asked from the corner of the room. " We've never seen him before."

James smiled sadly. " This is Daniel, he is an old friend of mine. Shouldn't you two be in class?"

Timothy grinned while Cailyn smiled politely to Sirius. " We can't really have DADA if the two teachers are here, can we."

Lily sobbed quietly before entering the kitchen to make a drink, with James following.

" What's wrong with mum, Harry," Cailyn asked, frowning slightly as her eyes followed her slouched form. " She was happy before."

Harry smiled to his 'cousin'. " Diagon Ally was ambushed. Hannah and Arabella were killed."

Even Timothy looked sad at this news. Cailyn gasped loudly and ran into the kitchen, where they heard Lily's sob and the soft sound of voices.

"Did he bring the news?" Timothy asked, nodding towards Sirius who was humming a sad tune to himself. " If he did why is he here?"

" I'm not the person who brought the news," Sirius said abruptly, offended at the thought. " As James said, I'm an old friend who decided to visit. I just arrived at the wrong moment."

Timothy nodded and then bombarded him with questions. " How did dad know you? Do you like pranks? How old are you? Where are you from? Are you mums friend as well?"

Sirius laughed loudly as Timothy curiously stared at him. " Well, I went to school here with James, I love pranks, I'm 37 now, I'm from Hogsmeade, and yes I am Lily's friend."

" That's enough questions," James said as he entered the room, looking at his eager son. " I'm sure Daniel has had enough for today. You may question him tomorrow afternoon, after all this action. Why don't you go to the kitchens with Harry and Cailes?"

Timothy shrugged and got up from the couch, and tugged at Harry's sleeve. " C'mon, I need to interrogate you now. Cailes come on, we're going to the kitchens."

" Bye Harry," Sirius said cheerfully, waving good-bye." Have fun, no pranks, remember."

" I thought he liked pranks," a confused Timothy said as they exited the passage with Cailyn following. " He said he loved them."

" He does," Harry explained, chuckling slightly. " He just wants no pranks to take place without his presence though. It would be the end of the world for him if a prank happened without his consent."

" Why does he like pranks though," piped up Cailyn. " They're pointless I think."

" Cailyn," Timothy exclaimed, stopping at staring in shock at his twin sister. " How dare you say something like that in front of me! Do you not know how important pranks are to me? To Harry? To dad? To everyone in this whole world apart from you? What a foolish thing to say, and I am insulted."

Harry chuckled lightly as Timothy huffed sarcastically and stormed towards the kitchens.

" A bit melodramatic don't you think?" Harry commented as he and Cailes walked after the 11-year-old Potter.

Cailes nodded in agreement. " You get used to it after a while. He always goes like that when you insult pranks," she said giggling. " One time he was too busy being dramatic he went face first into a wall."

Harry laughed as they stopped in front of the portrait of the fruit. He tickled the pear and quickly stepped inside after his sister, shutting the portrait quietly behind him.

"Mister Potters," a high-pitched squeak came from Harry's left. "How can Bilby help them? Anything Potters want, Bilby will get."

Harry smiled to Bilby, who stood there, scrunching up her pink apron. "Bilby, would you be able to get us some food? Some of your favourite dishes if you like."

"And some chocolate éclairs," piped up Timothy, who sat on one of the long house benches. "They're the best!"

Harry chuckled, sitting next to the boy, running a hand through his untidy hair as the house elves brought three piles of food.

"Do we need this much Bilby?" Harry asked in horror. "I can't eat even a third of this!"

Bilby smiled sheepishly. "Mister Potter seems ever so skinny, Bilby wants to fatten him up. Bilby is sorry."

Harry sighed, picking up a chocolate éclair and smiled back at Bilby. "I will try my best."

Bilby beamed before disappearing through the crowd of house elves to complete another job. Harry moaned in despair as he looked at the food piled up in front of him, ranging from chocolate éclairs to apples and oranges, and to a roast beef, which stood next to the pile, steam rising from the tender meat.

"How am I going to finish this," Harry said to himself, chewing another éclair from the pile. "Too much food!"

"I would help you eat it all Harry," Timothy started, but began giggling slightly. "But watching you go through all that food is just too hilarious to pass up."

Harry growled at both Cailyn and Timothy as they both laughed louder, staring at the pile of food in front of the angry Harry Potter. He sighed, gulping down the rest of a sausage and starting on another, now ignoring the high-pitched giggles next to him.

A couple of sausages and apples later, Harry lent back in his wooden chair, massaging his full stomach.

"Bilby?"

A pop came, and Bilby appeared in front of Harry, his big golf ball eyes staring back at him. "Yes Master Potter sir? How can Bilby help you?"

Harry smiled softly, gesturing to the piles of food. "I can't eat anymore Bilby, very sorry."

Bilby's eyes filled with tears as she made the food disappear. "It's okay Master Potter, Bilby is so sorry, she will bang her head in the oven when you are gone, but Master Potter looks so skinny."

Harry hesitantly patted the sobbing house elf on the back, glaring at Timothy and Cailyn, who were now giggling silently. Bilby stopped sobbing on her pink apron and smiled up at Harry.

"Master Harry is so kind!" she said loudly, hugging Harry tightly around the middle. "Bilby will remember Master Harry for a long long time!"

Harry smiled nervously, walking backwards as the small house elf let go. "Well Bilby, the twins and I need to go now, thank you for everything, we will come back."

Bilby waved enthusiastically as the three Potter's walked through the portrait, closing it silently behind them.

"Are you full now Harry?" Timothy innocently asked, his brown eyes twinkling mischievously. "I'm sure Bilby will give you more.."

"Shut up," Harry said shortly, glaring at the two eleven year olds. "I should have said that you two were quite hungry, but you are really lucky that I am not as mean as you two."

"We're not mean," the twins chorused, sending them into another fit of silent giggles as the three stood in front of Godric's portrait.

"Voldemort," Harry said quietly, smiling at Godric as he swung forward, letting the Potter's clamber inside. "Bye Godric."

"Bye young Harry," the portrait called back to him, slamming closed a second later.

James, Lily and Sirius all looked up at Harry, Timothy and Cailyn as they entered the room, Lily quickly wiping some tears away.

"That was quick," Sirius commented as they all sat down on the couch James had conjured out of nowhere. "You did go to the kitchens right?"

Harry nodded, massaging his sore and full belly. "Yes, but I got full really quickly and staying even longer would be an obvious mistake. All those house elves think I'm too skinny, and I need to eat a lot more."

"But you are skinny," James pointed out, stretching out to ruffle Harry's hair, grinning as he tried to settle it back down again. "And you do need to eat a lot more."

"Do not," Harry muttered, still trying to settle his hair down. "I eat enough as it is."

"Sure," both James and Sirius said, chuckling softly to each other.

A/N: So, how was that? I am so sorry it took so long, but I type really slow and yeah. Please review; I want to know how people think of my stories, especially this one! Thank you for those who are going to REVIEW!

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