Ok first off, this is kind of the third in a trillogy I guess.. SO, if you don't feel like wating for chapter 3, and havent read LOTR from a Nazgul's eyes, I recommend going here (after you read this

OR the prequel to this whole thing written by

I don't mean to, but I just know I am going to make jokes that involve these stories... BUT STILL, on to the story part (that's what you're here for)

oh, I don't own LOTR... but I already have a Witch King action figure!

(thanks Frodofreak88 and Biggstrek for reviewing!)

Chapter 2

"How does that ring work?" asked the Witch King

"Oh simple" said Sauron, "First you just kinda hit the top of the ring..."

"I thought that was for the Palantir"

"It IS!" said Sauron, "But we cant start going back in time and doing lots of stupid stuff without watching Bill and Ted's excellent adventure"

then the author mentioned that he didn't own Bill and Ted either... and as strange as it is, I don't intentionally make jokes off of that movie, in fact, I havent even seen it in a year or two...

"Ahh, of course" said the Witch King, as he pretended that the author had just made an authors note, instead of just typing it in the middle of a conversation.

AFTER the Nine, and Sauron finished watching the movie, Sauron picked up his ring again, and held it up to his cheek.

"What are you doing?" asked the Witch King

"SHHHH!" said Sauron, as a small ringing sound came from the ring, and Sauron moved the ring closer to his ear, "Im calling Galadriel, to tell her I'm going"

"Uhh, your kind of the Dark Lord of Mordor, I don't think she will care if you are going to go time traveling"

"OK FINE THEN!!!" shouted Sauron, as he ended the call, then he put the ring on his finger, and then began to tap it.

"What are you doing now?" asked the Witch King, slightly frustrated

"The darn letters arent showing, when I lost this ring, there were little letters that would pop up and make the ring look evil and menacing." Sauron replied

Then the second Nazgul walked up, and said, "Just reboot, if that doesn't work, reboot with f9 in safe mode"

Sauron tapped the ring a few more times, waited a few minutes, and tapped it again, and finally some letters started to glow.

"YAY!!!!!!" shouted Sauron giddily.

"Ok, first off your not supposed to be GIDDY" said the Witch King, "and second off, what do those letters say anyways?"

"The letters are ancient morgul script, of an ancient poem" Sauron replied

"What was the poem?" asked the Witch King

"No one really knows anymore, or cares really, but it MUST have been ominous and evil!"

"Can we go now?" asked Larry (Nazgul #5)

"OK OK OK, fine, we will GO!!!" said Sauron

Sauron then tapped the ring again, and a slight humming sound surrounded Sauron, and the Nazgul. Then everything went black for a second... and then they appeared in the second age.

"WHO DARES DISTURB MY MOUNT DOOM" said the evil looking creature standing in Mount Doom.

"AHH, heya there Melkie!" said Sauron

"OH, hiya there Sauron, I thought I told you to stop calling me Melkie, it hurts my image in front of the Balrogs" replied Melkor

(If you don't know, Melkor was Sauron's master, till he was banned from middle earth... basically, a big bad eviler version of Sauron)

"Ok ok, whatever, Prince of Waffles" Sauron replied

"HEY, that's MR. PRINCE OF WAFFLES TO YOU!!" shouted Melkor.

"Whatever..." replied Sauron

"HEY, I had to eat 137 waffles, and out-eat 3 giant wargs, and 4 balrogs!!!"

"Wow!" said the Witch King

"Whos that?" asked Melkor

"Oh, I want you to meet the Nazgul, and their leader, the Witch King" said Sauron

"Witch King... I thought Witches were women?" said Melkor

The Witch King then glared at Melkor, "Im called the Witch KING... while Witches are USUALLY women, KINGS are ALWAYS men"

"Whatever missy" replied Melkor

Just then, the Witch King drew his sword... and then Melkor drew his severly oversized evil mace.

"He he he!" said the Witch King, a little scared, "I was just JOKING!!!"

"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight" said Melkor, putting up his mace

"Oh, do you know where I can get some action figures?" asked Sauron

"Yea!" replied Melkor, "You can get em at Mc Morgoths, in the happy meals!"

Ok, this is the end of chapter 2... YAY. please R/R, feel free to give me any ideas you have... that's all :D