OK, so here's the lowdown:
I don't own InuYasha. I also don't own the song The Devil Went Down to Georgia. Nope. And there are two other people who had this idea before me, but I assure you, mine is completely different. They are ::drum roll:: Relics, and Ruby Raze! Go look and laugh at their funny parodies too!
I would appreciate it muchly if you review and tell me what you think. Criticize me, praise me, yell at me for being a twit, whatever. I love feedback! :)
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Naraku went down to a village
He was lookin for a Shard to steal
He was in a bind
Cause he was way behind
And he was willing to make a deal
When he came across this young girl
With a bow and twangin' it hot
Naraku jumped up on a dead tree stump
And said "Human, let me tell you what,"
I bet you didn't know it, but I can shoot a bow too,
and if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you shoot a pretty mean arrow, girl
but give the demon his due
I'll bet this arrow of gold
against your soul
cause I think I'm better then you
The girl said, "My name's Kagome, and I might not be too keen,
but I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, cause I'm the best that's ever been!"
Kagome rosin up your bow and shoot those arrows far
cause hell's broke loose in the Feudal Era
and Naraku deals the cards
and if you win you get this shiny arrow made of gold
but if you lose
then Kanna steals your soul
Naraku strung up his bow and said
"I'll start this show,"
and miasma seeped from his fingertips
as he knocked a feathered arrow
he pulled it back, let it go,
and it raced off with an evil hiss
and a band of demons pounced on it
it sounded something like this:
collective cry: JEWEL SHARD!! ::scuffling::
When Naraku got his Jewel Shard back
Kagome said, "That's good, old son,
but sit yourself right over there
and I'll show you how it's done!"
Miasma in the forest, flee boys flee!
InuYasha's on the way, chasin' after the bees
Miroku, Sango, and Shippo follow
Taijiya does your cat bite?
No, child, no
Naraku glared in fury
cause he knew that he'd been beat,
but he didn't lay that arrow
on the ground at Kagome's feet
instead he jumped into the sky
and made his getaway
and Kagome yelled right after him
"I'm gonna purify you one day!"
Miasma in the forest, flee boys flee!
InuYasha's on the way, chasin' after the bees
Miroku, Sango, and Shippo follow
Taijiya does your cat bite?
No, child, no
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Can any of you imagine Naraku giving anyone ANYTHING at all? I know I can't. U.U;
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