Disclaimer-
Hiei- 0:0 (the dots are his nose and Jagan!)
Kurama- Mikka, what did you do to him?
Me- Nothing! He ate his sweet snow too fast. And this is the internet! You can't say my real name!
Kurama- I only used the name that you have used in the story........
Me- oh..........hehe, whoops
Hiei- Fox........he.......lp........
Kurama- What did he say?
Me- Nothing! I own nothing! Not even Hiei! (yet......)
Kurama- Mikka, I can read.......
Me- um.......no you can't!
Previously.....
I'll give you sweet snow!
.............
And I'll get rid of Kuwabaka for the night!
........Fine.
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Chapter 4- Order?
Kurama saw Hiei give his smirk, and started to look a little worried. The Inuyasha gang had just finished watching themselves on TV, and had turned back to me.
"Explain, wench," Sesshoumaru ordered. Kurama and Inuyasha scowled ( Hiei was already), but didn't move, only watched me.
"I told you. You aren't supposed to be real. Neither are they," I said, waving a hand in the direction of the YYH cast.
"I watched them in English, and they came out speaking Japanese. You people just happened to be the opposite. I know this much about you all because this is broadcasted worldwide. That means that the entire world can see you whenever they want."
"Show respect for your superiors. Even a petty human such as yourself should have proper manners for their superiors." Sesshoumaru murmured.
"And even a SUPERIOR yokai such as yourself should know that you should be polite to those whose home you are in. And if I have to say one more time that I never wanted to be human in the first place, I'm going to scream, and I know how sensitive demon ears are!" I yelled the last part, and saw the grand yokai lord wince. Shippo and Inuyasha were laughing, because not only did I yell at Sesshoumaru, but my yelling didn't hurt them. Kagome figured that I would do that, because, well, she would, and had covered their ears. Hiei had read my mind, and had warned Kurama before covering his own ears.
"How DARE you speak to my Lord like that? I will-"I cut Jaken off.
"Will what? As I recall, Sesshoumaru-sama fought his own battles. I don't ever remember him allowing you to defend him in any way." The ugly toad shut up, looked at Sesshoumaru, who glared at both of us, and sat in the corner of the couch.
"I also do not recall allowing you to sit on my furniture." Everyone who was sitting stood.
"Oh, the rest of you can, just not him." They sat back down.
"Jaken, sit."
Sesshoumaru was telling Jaken to disobey me!?
"Jaken-sama (shudder), if you even TOUCH my furniture, I will personally rip out your tongue and use it as a noose to hang you on the ceiling fan," I threatened, eerily calm. I think Kurama translated for the others to know what was going on, because the rest of the YYH group stared at me for a moment, and grinned. Apparently, they hated the toad already, too.
"Now, Sesshoumaru-sama, I suppose that I will be a hostess for a while, so I will get some snacks and drinks for everyone, that will relax everyone. Is that what a good hostess would do?" He nodded curtly. I grinned, and found a pen and notepad.
"Alright, let's see. As far as I know, I have coffee, sweet snow, pocky, and chocolate."
I heard Shippo give a cheer when I said chocolate.
"Kagome-sama, what would you like?"
"Um, some coffee sounds good."
"Alright, one coffee. Inuyasha-sama?"
"Um, I'm not really sure. What are all those?"
"Coffee is a drink used to stimulate the brain and body, and is served hot. Sweet snow is ice cream, which is well, sweet and as cold as snow. Pocky is chocolate covered biscuit sticks, and Shippo eats enough chocolate for you to know what it is, but for Sesshoumaru-sama's sake, it is a sweet dessert that used to be for only nobles when it was in short supply."
"Ok, then, can I have all of them?" Everyone regarded Inuyasha with a strange look.
"What?" he asked.
"Nothing. Sesshoumaru-sama?"
"I decline."
"Yeah, right. You need the most relaxation that you can get, so you are going to get something. I'm going to give you a little of everything, like samples. Yusuke-sama?"
(Remember: Kurama is translating this whole time!)
"Coffee and pocky."
"Right. Kuwabara-sama?" (shudder)
"I'll have.....no, maybe....no, wait, how about...."
My fat kitty Bast shot through the mass of humans and demons in the living room and headed straight for Jaken. Bast grabbed the toad by the head, and ran off. Luckily, Jaken dropped his staff. Kuwabaka saw Bast, and cried out,
"Neko!" and ran after Bast, who ran into the basement with his prize.
".......Anyway, moving on. Kurama-sama, what would you like?"
"A cup of coffee, if that is alright with you."
"Sure, it's fine! Sango-sama?"
"Uh, coffee, I suppose."
"Miroku-sama?"
"Coffee and pocky, please. I was wondering i-"
"No, Miroku-sama, I will not bear your children. I assume that Shippo wants chocolate?"
Shippo nodded vigorously.
"Kirara, would you like the last of the milk?" I asked. She started purring.
/Hiei, would you like some sweet snow?/
He gave me a look.
"Alright, I'll be right back with everyone's orders!" I said, and started limping back to the kitchen.
"Do you need any help, Mikka-sama?" Kagome asked.
"No, I'm alright. Sit and chat amongst yourselves."
"It is apparent that you have no experience as a hostess. You have not given introductions, nor have you asked everyone what they have wanted," Sesshoumaru muttered.
"It is apparent that you do not visit anyone often, Sesshoumaru-sama. People are often nicer to people when they introduce themselves, and I already knew what Hiei-sama wanted. I told you, I know much about you. I simply asked because you are from the feudal era, and don't have the same beverages here as you do there. Kurama would have tea, but I don't have any. If you want respect, you should first show it. Be nice to me, and I will do likewise to you."
I left the room, and entered the kitchen.
Hiei- 0:0 (the dots are his nose and Jagan!)
Kurama- Mikka, what did you do to him?
Me- Nothing! He ate his sweet snow too fast. And this is the internet! You can't say my real name!
Kurama- I only used the name that you have used in the story........
Me- oh..........hehe, whoops
Hiei- Fox........he.......lp........
Kurama- What did he say?
Me- Nothing! I own nothing! Not even Hiei! (yet......)
Kurama- Mikka, I can read.......
Me- um.......no you can't!
Previously.....
I'll give you sweet snow!
.............
And I'll get rid of Kuwabaka for the night!
........Fine.
............................................................................................................
Chapter 4- Order?
Kurama saw Hiei give his smirk, and started to look a little worried. The Inuyasha gang had just finished watching themselves on TV, and had turned back to me.
"Explain, wench," Sesshoumaru ordered. Kurama and Inuyasha scowled ( Hiei was already), but didn't move, only watched me.
"I told you. You aren't supposed to be real. Neither are they," I said, waving a hand in the direction of the YYH cast.
"I watched them in English, and they came out speaking Japanese. You people just happened to be the opposite. I know this much about you all because this is broadcasted worldwide. That means that the entire world can see you whenever they want."
"Show respect for your superiors. Even a petty human such as yourself should have proper manners for their superiors." Sesshoumaru murmured.
"And even a SUPERIOR yokai such as yourself should know that you should be polite to those whose home you are in. And if I have to say one more time that I never wanted to be human in the first place, I'm going to scream, and I know how sensitive demon ears are!" I yelled the last part, and saw the grand yokai lord wince. Shippo and Inuyasha were laughing, because not only did I yell at Sesshoumaru, but my yelling didn't hurt them. Kagome figured that I would do that, because, well, she would, and had covered their ears. Hiei had read my mind, and had warned Kurama before covering his own ears.
"How DARE you speak to my Lord like that? I will-"I cut Jaken off.
"Will what? As I recall, Sesshoumaru-sama fought his own battles. I don't ever remember him allowing you to defend him in any way." The ugly toad shut up, looked at Sesshoumaru, who glared at both of us, and sat in the corner of the couch.
"I also do not recall allowing you to sit on my furniture." Everyone who was sitting stood.
"Oh, the rest of you can, just not him." They sat back down.
"Jaken, sit."
Sesshoumaru was telling Jaken to disobey me!?
"Jaken-sama (shudder), if you even TOUCH my furniture, I will personally rip out your tongue and use it as a noose to hang you on the ceiling fan," I threatened, eerily calm. I think Kurama translated for the others to know what was going on, because the rest of the YYH group stared at me for a moment, and grinned. Apparently, they hated the toad already, too.
"Now, Sesshoumaru-sama, I suppose that I will be a hostess for a while, so I will get some snacks and drinks for everyone, that will relax everyone. Is that what a good hostess would do?" He nodded curtly. I grinned, and found a pen and notepad.
"Alright, let's see. As far as I know, I have coffee, sweet snow, pocky, and chocolate."
I heard Shippo give a cheer when I said chocolate.
"Kagome-sama, what would you like?"
"Um, some coffee sounds good."
"Alright, one coffee. Inuyasha-sama?"
"Um, I'm not really sure. What are all those?"
"Coffee is a drink used to stimulate the brain and body, and is served hot. Sweet snow is ice cream, which is well, sweet and as cold as snow. Pocky is chocolate covered biscuit sticks, and Shippo eats enough chocolate for you to know what it is, but for Sesshoumaru-sama's sake, it is a sweet dessert that used to be for only nobles when it was in short supply."
"Ok, then, can I have all of them?" Everyone regarded Inuyasha with a strange look.
"What?" he asked.
"Nothing. Sesshoumaru-sama?"
"I decline."
"Yeah, right. You need the most relaxation that you can get, so you are going to get something. I'm going to give you a little of everything, like samples. Yusuke-sama?"
(Remember: Kurama is translating this whole time!)
"Coffee and pocky."
"Right. Kuwabara-sama?" (shudder)
"I'll have.....no, maybe....no, wait, how about...."
My fat kitty Bast shot through the mass of humans and demons in the living room and headed straight for Jaken. Bast grabbed the toad by the head, and ran off. Luckily, Jaken dropped his staff. Kuwabaka saw Bast, and cried out,
"Neko!" and ran after Bast, who ran into the basement with his prize.
".......Anyway, moving on. Kurama-sama, what would you like?"
"A cup of coffee, if that is alright with you."
"Sure, it's fine! Sango-sama?"
"Uh, coffee, I suppose."
"Miroku-sama?"
"Coffee and pocky, please. I was wondering i-"
"No, Miroku-sama, I will not bear your children. I assume that Shippo wants chocolate?"
Shippo nodded vigorously.
"Kirara, would you like the last of the milk?" I asked. She started purring.
/Hiei, would you like some sweet snow?/
He gave me a look.
"Alright, I'll be right back with everyone's orders!" I said, and started limping back to the kitchen.
"Do you need any help, Mikka-sama?" Kagome asked.
"No, I'm alright. Sit and chat amongst yourselves."
"It is apparent that you have no experience as a hostess. You have not given introductions, nor have you asked everyone what they have wanted," Sesshoumaru muttered.
"It is apparent that you do not visit anyone often, Sesshoumaru-sama. People are often nicer to people when they introduce themselves, and I already knew what Hiei-sama wanted. I told you, I know much about you. I simply asked because you are from the feudal era, and don't have the same beverages here as you do there. Kurama would have tea, but I don't have any. If you want respect, you should first show it. Be nice to me, and I will do likewise to you."
I left the room, and entered the kitchen.