I'm Baaaaaaaaaack. Yes this is the return of the glorious Winged Wolf Warrior! (Does anyone else smell delusions of grandeur or is it just me?) Any way this is a continuation of a story a few of you have come to know and love, so without further adu'...
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"Are ve going to do anyzing ozher than zit here, vaiting for Jedah, or razher the Jedah's, to attack or vhat?" Demitri asked in his thick accent. "Well, our best course of action would be to ask the expert," Rikuo replied looking at Queen Bee. She replied "I can tell you where his old lair was, and I suspect that he still may be using it,".
Meanwhile...
A large blackened silhouette casts its eyes over a crystal ball, which appears to have been super-glued together from several pieces. "Yes...bring the chosen one to me," it hissed. After hearing its share of the quaint little plan that his enemies had brewed up, it decided to take another look at the wall of fate.
The wall of fate is, in essence, an ever-changing prophecy of the world around us, it depicts certain events that are unchangeable, such as events from the past, with crystal clarity to those who can interpret it correctly. However, when viewing events that have not happened nearly all of these things are blurred out due to unforeseeable circumstances, such as the addition of human emotion to the formula.
The shroud stands in front of particularly large portion of the wall depicting a great gate. This inscription shows one creature standing in front of it, as if the creature were the gate's guardian. "It shall only be a matter of time before this prophecy is fulfilled, and I, Jedah, the one true dark savior, shall reign as KING!" the shade shouted into the cavernous castle, after which letting out a long, bellowing laugh of pure madness.
"ARE SURE YOU THIS ABOUT?" Sasquatch asked Q. Bee, I'm not exactly sure when or why he started to speak like a rather loud and obnoxious yoda, but he does for some reason. "Yes, our only hope is to burst in guns-a-blazing, after someone has managed to sneak in and lower the draw-bridge, Hisien-Ko, that's where you come in. And from what I've been able to gather on the clones, they out-number us, but they are significantly weaker than an average darkstalker," Q. Bee replied as they stood within a "commondered" bus, that was parked a few miles away from a looming black castle. "So when do we attack?" Donovan asked the sentient endo-skeletal insect. "In twenty minutes," she replied.
Our small platoon of the supernatural had managed to sneak-up the hill and had found several bushes large enough to conceal them, and did thusly. Hisien-Ko than used her given abilities as a resident of another realm, and became intangible, invisible to any not of the ghostly persuasion. She glided in to the castle, and found a lone guard in front of the controls of the draw-bridge. She manifested in our world and managed to completely dismember the clone without making a noise, a feat truly to be admired, and lowered the bridge. Our heroes then charged into the castle, but were soon met by over a thousand Jedah's, all of varying color schemes. Including one with pink and lavender standing off to the right who seemed a little too happy to see a few of the male darkstalkers, if ya know what I mean.
They had managed to travel deep into the castle while they were fighting the clones. Even though they were outnumbered three hundred-to-one, the entire battle took only fifteen minutes, with each attack used by our heroes taking out a minimum of three-dozen clones. "You really weren't kidding when you said they were weak," Morrigan stated, as she took survey of the room, with various body parts strewn across the room, and standing in nearly an inch of blood. "This doesn't seem right, who would protect themselves with an army of guards who can't even dispatch a few foes?" Hell Hound asked, a look of unease in his eyes.
"One who does not need protection," echoed a deep, almost below the range of human hearing, voice. "Show yourself!" John shouted into the blackness that was the interior of the castle. "Yes, I vould like to see zee vone who has annoyed me so," Demitri added. "Then prepare yourselves for the true battle...and your untimely demises," the voice said, as bright orange flames ignited, revealing that where the darkstalkers stood was the center of a massive macabre arena that depicted gory events on the walls, inlcuding several depictions of skeletons...of demonic origin. And a massive gate at the opposite end, which stood at over forty feet high and seemed to be adorned with the dried blood of countless creatures. "Where the hell are we?" asked Lilith, trying to fully encompass the immensity of the coliseum. "This, is the Demon's Womb, an ancient arena in which demons that exited their world would fight to see who would be strong enough to enter the human world and bring with them, the chance to completely subjugate the mortals," the voice replied. "Enough with the history lesson, come out and fight!" Hell Hound shouted. "Ahh, but this should interest you, since you are a part of it," Jedah replied, jumping down into the arena, enshrouded in a long black cloak. "What are you talking about?" Hell Hound asked in shock, already Jedah appeared different than in their previous encounters. "For you see that gate behind me...the is the true entrance between the two worlds, and you are its GURADIAN!!!" Jedah screeched, as the rest of the witness gasped. "What does that mean?" Hell Hound asked, unease and even fear, penetrating his voice. "You are the only one who can open it completely. You shall open it for me so that I can merge the worlds!" Jedah replied. Hell Hound replied in a whisper so quiet none could hear. "What was that, speak up," Jedah said. "I said No! I will not be the puppet of some insane megalomaniac, just as I've finally found a reason to exist," Hell Hound shouted, and quickly glanced at Hisien-Ko. "Ah, so it seems the little half-breed has a crush on the apparition," Jedah replied with a smirk, and Hisien-Ko blushed. "Enough talk, I want to see just how hard you'll try to stop me," Jedah replied. However, before anyone could react, Jedah removed his cloak, and stood there with only a pair of pants on, and grew. The sounds of bone breaking and re-arranging was heard throughout the castle. As his body twisted and writhed about, Jedah had a sickening smile on his face. After the change had finished, there he stood, nearly thirty-feet in height, and he looked no longer as Jedah, but more of a giant bat, with an extra pair of arms that were as thick as redwoods and reached long enough for the knuckles to drag on the ground.
Sasquatch attacked first, but was merely swatted away by the "Ultra-Jedah" like an annoying fly. Soon nearly all of the Darkstalkers had been removed in a similar fashion, with one exception...Hell Hound. Jedah then clasped Hell Hound within his massive palm, and it seemed his goal was all but imminent. "Now you shall open the gate for me, and destiny shall be fulfilled," Jedah spoke, walking toward the gate.
There was a noticeable impression on the face of the gate, a silhouette that matched Hell Hound perfectly. Jedah then placed him in this impression, as if inserting a key. Suddenly, a great white light, flashed through the room, blinding all in the arena. After a few moments, and his eyes adjusted enough, Jedah saw that the gate to the under-world was open, and continued to emit light bright enough, that if a normal human stared at it for a few seconds they would be blind for life. "Yes! The prophecy has come to pass, the worlds shall now merge forever under my RULE!!!" Jedah shouted and let out his insane laugh.
But, a shadow in the light could be seen. Slowly it grew as it drew closer. There stood Hell Hound, only he was not what he once was. He stood there in black armor, and carried a serrated bastard sword, and a dark-blue flame encompassed him and seeped out of his eyes. "You have served your usefulness, now BE GONE!" Jedah said launching a giant buzz-saw. Hell Hound deflected with a slight swat of his wrist "No Jedah, you are the one who is useless," he replied. "W-w-what are you to toss aside my attack as if it were a mere child's plaything?" Jedah stuttered in a rage. "I am something beyond your comprehension, I am, as you said, the guardian to the gates of the underworld, I, my friend, am now no mere hound of hell any more. I am CERBERUS!" he said charging at Jedah, and managed to slice one of the demon king's arms off with a single swipe of his sword. Jedah cried out in pain, and cupped the wound in his remaining hand, shutting off the blood flow with some of his dark powers. "I will accomplish my goal, and NO ONE WILL STOP ME!!!" Jedah shouted as a scythe sprouted from the stump of his right arm. They stood there, combatants analyzing every minute move that their opponent made, from the expansion of their chest due to an intake of air, or from the pulsing of their very veins, nothing escaped their eyes. And then they struck, faster than visible to any creature, human or darkstalker. And the two stood there, the armor on Cerberus's upper left arm fell off, showing a cut deep enough to allow the bone to be visible. Jedah then turned ready to strike the final blow, when he stopped dead in his tracks, a look of both pain and terror on his face. "H-how?!?" he asked as he fell into several large pieces, including one dividing his head in two.
The group then left the castle, and watched as the sun rose, with exception of Demitri, being a vampire and all. "Jedah is gone, for now. But when he returns, I'll be ready," Cerberus spoke with wings stretched out, with one foot on top of a large rock. "And I'll be there by your side," Hisien-Ko said, as she stepped beside Cerberus, and he took her in his arms.
Well, I think that turned out pretty well If I do say so myself, and please read my next Fic, which will be about the marriage of our two favorite supernatural beings, no not John and Felicia that's been done to death, besides they're already married. I speak of, yes, Victor and Lilith!!! And the whacky zaney-ness shall ensue with Redskin, Jon Badwolf, Louis the Rogue, and myself as guest stars, assuming they'll let me use their likenesses, which is pretty much a given.
