Detective Boys Squad!
Detective Boys Squad!
Shrunken Leader!
Know-It-All!
Pretty Face!
The Fatty One!
"OK," began Shrunken Leader, a stick figure version of a shrunken teenager wearing his school uniform, complete with bow tie. He adjusted his enormous glasses. "It's time to solve a case!"
"Hai!" cried Know-It-All, the freckle-faced boy.
"Hai!" cried Pretty Face, the short-haired girl.
"Hai!" cried The Fatty One, the human bowling ball.
"But to do that," continued Shrunken Leader, "we'll need some detective gear!" He tossed each of them a magnifying glass.
"Sugoi!" cried Know-It-All.
"Sugoi!" cried Pretty Face.
"Sugoi!" cried The Fatty One.
Pretty Face moved closer to Shrunken Leader and blushed. "I really, really like him!"
Lightning bolt'd!
And Pretty Face was burnt to a blackened charcoal.
Know-It-All blinked, and then peered at the charred remains of Pretty Face with his magnifying glass. "I'm gonna miss her."
The Fatty One's stomach rumbled, causing a minor earthquake. Several kittens fell to their deaths in the chasms. "I'm gonna miss lunch."
A commercial truck, labeled Cheap As Free, Inc., ran over The Fatty One.
18 Wheeler'd!
And The Fatty One flattened into a fatty pancake.
"Well," said Shrunken Leader, rubbing his chin, "I'd rule that one as a suicide."
Know-It-All pointed to the crisp Pretty Face. "What about her?"
A lion pounced on the charcoal girl and ate her, then stalked away.
"Can't know anything now without dental records," replied Shrunken Leader, sticking his hands in his pockets.
At that moment, a tall, teenage girl with long, flowing hair walked by.
"Aaah! My would-be/would-not-be girlfriend!" cried Shrunken Leader.
A cupid swooped from the clouds and shot Shrunken Leader, who keeled over with a heart-shaped arrow stuck in his chest.
Valentine'd!
Know-It-All stood alone in the midst of the dead bodies.
"Shinjitsu wa itsumo hitotsu!" declared Know-It-All. "There is only one truth!"
It's over!