Welcome to a Zelda fan fiction. This takes place in The Ocarina of Time
game. It's not so much about the fights and battles of Link's journey, but
the people, I mean girls along the way. Since the game is entitled Zelda,
it must be at least somewhat female driven, right?
Disclaimers: I own nothing of Zelda.
Chapter 1 Deep in the Kokiri Forest, Link (no last name), the only elf without a fairy, lay slumbering half the day away. Drool had crusted the side of his mouth and a faint nasal congestion (snore) could be heard.
"Rise and shine, sucker!" Link was awoken by unfamiliar voice. He opened his eyes in confusion only to be blinded by an unidentified orb of light.
"Ah, what?!" He murmured, still half asleep. As he became more aware of what glowed in front of him, he realized it was a fairy. And was instantaneously excited. He'd always been a little ostracized for being the only one in Kokiri forest without a fairy, Mido, especially cracked down on Link for it. But that's just because Mido's got his head stuck up his ass. Mido's always been jealous of Link's boyish swagger and style that makes them lady elves swoon, because when Mido tries to get a little, he's dismissed as a fag. You know the difference between a bitch and a ho? A ho sleeps with everyone, and a bitch sleeps with everyone except MIDO. And life's bitch.
"C'mon you elvish piece of shit, I got specific orders to collect you, move it!" The fairy practically barked at him.
"Orders from who?" Link wasn't going to buy into this so quickly.
"The DEKU Tree, moron! Let's go! No time to waste!" The fairy barked more.
Understanding that urgency, plus the mention of the forest guardian known as the Deku Tree, Link decided to trust the fairy. He Sprang up, slipped on his standard Kokiri boots and followed that fairy.
* * * (That means scene/time change
Link and Navi, his rather outspoken fairy comrade, appointed by the late Deku Tree (r.i.p.), return from battling the evil that had infected the tree. Although their efforts weren't enough to save the tree, a journey is set for Link.a journey that would determine the fate of Hyrule.
"So that means, I'm not a Kokiri?"
"No Shit" Navi responded in his tone as usual.
"That would explain me not having a fairy, well till now, but even so. A Hyrulian, that means, I .age?" Link tilted his eyebrows in question.
"No shit, again." Navi replied.
"I can't believe I didn't figure it out on my own." Link said in disbelief.
"I can." Adds Navi.
" I mean I knew it was something, something that made me different. But Saria too, she's different." Link pondered those aspects.
"Saria, ey? Homo in the tunic got a girlfriend?" Navi said feeling quite surprised.
Link chuckled a little bit, that thought never having crossed his mind before, "Oh nooo! Saria's my best friend."
"Sure she is." Navi says with a tone of sarcasm that Link can ignore very well.
"Saria!" Link sees her off in the distance. His face gleams in her direction, he can't wait to tell his best friend what he's learned about himself and the journey he's going to embark on for the fate of Hyrule. Link's rather headstrong, not realizing the danger of such a task as well as the blindness of terminal situations he could find himself in. If he had thought about that, the excitement would drain from his veins and he'd turn pale with fear.
Saria's head turned, making her sassy green hair flail with an anonymous flirtatious movement. A big smile grew on her face to see Link running to her, maybe this would be the day she thought. The day he'd realize her feelings for him, the day he'd fall for her. But that wasn't today.
"I'm leaving!" he said pleased with himself. Saria was a bit confused.
"Huh? Why?" she seemed a little distressed, but would never let her personal feelings interrupt her duties; and supporting Link was her most cherished of all responsibilities.
" I'm not a Kokiri, I'm destined to save Hyrule from the same evil that killed the Deku Tree." he said triumphantly, when all in truth he had accomplished nothing.
Oh boy did Link lay it on thick, too thick for Saria to digest at first, and she stood in silent shock for a moment or so, knowing Link was not the kidding type, and having a fairy in tow. Saria knew very well he didn't have one and would never get one for the purpose of being an elf. She knew he was different from the start.
" Oh Link, I always knew your fate would coincide to the world's. You come back if you need anything." Her gut ached, Link was really leaving, and he may never know how she feels.
"Hey Navi, uh where exactly are we going?" Link asks.
"To the castle dip-shit! Princess Zelda awaits." Navi snapped.
"Oh" One word said but a million more raced through his head. A princess.in need of him? Feeling the high of being needed, Link carried a permanent smile.
"I'll be seeing ya." He waves to Saria, still smiling and starts walking away.
Saria's heart is racing; yes-no-yes-no, ah fuck it. Here goes nothing. "Link!" she calls. He turns back. Waiting for her to continue unassuming the dispostion she's in. She walks over to him, "Good Luck." She says plainly, the exact opposite of her immense feelings.
"Knock it off! We gotta go! Now!" Barks Navi.
"Thanks." Link smiles and hurries along out of the forest.
Disclaimers: I own nothing of Zelda.
Chapter 1 Deep in the Kokiri Forest, Link (no last name), the only elf without a fairy, lay slumbering half the day away. Drool had crusted the side of his mouth and a faint nasal congestion (snore) could be heard.
"Rise and shine, sucker!" Link was awoken by unfamiliar voice. He opened his eyes in confusion only to be blinded by an unidentified orb of light.
"Ah, what?!" He murmured, still half asleep. As he became more aware of what glowed in front of him, he realized it was a fairy. And was instantaneously excited. He'd always been a little ostracized for being the only one in Kokiri forest without a fairy, Mido, especially cracked down on Link for it. But that's just because Mido's got his head stuck up his ass. Mido's always been jealous of Link's boyish swagger and style that makes them lady elves swoon, because when Mido tries to get a little, he's dismissed as a fag. You know the difference between a bitch and a ho? A ho sleeps with everyone, and a bitch sleeps with everyone except MIDO. And life's bitch.
"C'mon you elvish piece of shit, I got specific orders to collect you, move it!" The fairy practically barked at him.
"Orders from who?" Link wasn't going to buy into this so quickly.
"The DEKU Tree, moron! Let's go! No time to waste!" The fairy barked more.
Understanding that urgency, plus the mention of the forest guardian known as the Deku Tree, Link decided to trust the fairy. He Sprang up, slipped on his standard Kokiri boots and followed that fairy.
* * * (That means scene/time change
Link and Navi, his rather outspoken fairy comrade, appointed by the late Deku Tree (r.i.p.), return from battling the evil that had infected the tree. Although their efforts weren't enough to save the tree, a journey is set for Link.a journey that would determine the fate of Hyrule.
"So that means, I'm not a Kokiri?"
"No Shit" Navi responded in his tone as usual.
"That would explain me not having a fairy, well till now, but even so. A Hyrulian, that means, I .age?" Link tilted his eyebrows in question.
"No shit, again." Navi replied.
"I can't believe I didn't figure it out on my own." Link said in disbelief.
"I can." Adds Navi.
" I mean I knew it was something, something that made me different. But Saria too, she's different." Link pondered those aspects.
"Saria, ey? Homo in the tunic got a girlfriend?" Navi said feeling quite surprised.
Link chuckled a little bit, that thought never having crossed his mind before, "Oh nooo! Saria's my best friend."
"Sure she is." Navi says with a tone of sarcasm that Link can ignore very well.
"Saria!" Link sees her off in the distance. His face gleams in her direction, he can't wait to tell his best friend what he's learned about himself and the journey he's going to embark on for the fate of Hyrule. Link's rather headstrong, not realizing the danger of such a task as well as the blindness of terminal situations he could find himself in. If he had thought about that, the excitement would drain from his veins and he'd turn pale with fear.
Saria's head turned, making her sassy green hair flail with an anonymous flirtatious movement. A big smile grew on her face to see Link running to her, maybe this would be the day she thought. The day he'd realize her feelings for him, the day he'd fall for her. But that wasn't today.
"I'm leaving!" he said pleased with himself. Saria was a bit confused.
"Huh? Why?" she seemed a little distressed, but would never let her personal feelings interrupt her duties; and supporting Link was her most cherished of all responsibilities.
" I'm not a Kokiri, I'm destined to save Hyrule from the same evil that killed the Deku Tree." he said triumphantly, when all in truth he had accomplished nothing.
Oh boy did Link lay it on thick, too thick for Saria to digest at first, and she stood in silent shock for a moment or so, knowing Link was not the kidding type, and having a fairy in tow. Saria knew very well he didn't have one and would never get one for the purpose of being an elf. She knew he was different from the start.
" Oh Link, I always knew your fate would coincide to the world's. You come back if you need anything." Her gut ached, Link was really leaving, and he may never know how she feels.
"Hey Navi, uh where exactly are we going?" Link asks.
"To the castle dip-shit! Princess Zelda awaits." Navi snapped.
"Oh" One word said but a million more raced through his head. A princess.in need of him? Feeling the high of being needed, Link carried a permanent smile.
"I'll be seeing ya." He waves to Saria, still smiling and starts walking away.
Saria's heart is racing; yes-no-yes-no, ah fuck it. Here goes nothing. "Link!" she calls. He turns back. Waiting for her to continue unassuming the dispostion she's in. She walks over to him, "Good Luck." She says plainly, the exact opposite of her immense feelings.
"Knock it off! We gotta go! Now!" Barks Navi.
"Thanks." Link smiles and hurries along out of the forest.