Wandering Hyrule field made link tired and weary, he's never gone on such
an outing before, but the castle was in plain sight, he told himself he
could make it.
"Don't be pussy, kid. The castle's right there." Navi warned.
Link was too exhausted to say anything so he just nodded his head.
"Hey, grab that canteen, drink some, it'll perk you up." Navi instructed him to a canteen on the belt around his tunic, that Navi had packed with what he considered to be necessities.
Link did as he was told, except he guzzled it all down.
"Whoa there, shit head." Navi said halting Link.
Immediately after Link's consumption, his face cringed and he hunched over a bit. "What was that?" He said with a sour tone.
"Scotch." Navi responded plainly.
Link's eyes bulged. Oh man, he thought.
"Hope you can handle you liquor, you have been shit faced before, right?" said Navi as if it wouldn't be a big deal.
"Why'd it burn when I swallowed it?" Link asked, starting to feel woozy.
"Oh, fuck me." Navi realized his error.
He came to tree and saw a figure of petite stature. He leaned on the tree trunk.
"Hello there, what's your name?" The petite girl asked innocently. [A.D.I.D.A.S. by KoRn, starts playing]
Link tried mustering up enough breath, but dropped to the ground, his speech was far too slurred to understand. The girl had long hair, and slender frame, and a plain dress. It was soft to the touch, Link's mind was disabled to simple and primitive things; like touch, and he grasped on to her dress.
"Iss sohhh soffff" he breathed.
"Thanks, I made it myself." She giggled and felt very flattered. She sat down next to him. Link being intoxicated leaned on her, and caressed the dress that covered over body.
That was the last clear thought he could remember. The rest was flashes of some naked girl's small breasts bouncing above in a rocking motion; of that same girl's hips, and his hands tracing all over smooth body, and her ass which he remembers the most vividly. So soft and tender, the thought and feel of it made him erect. [The song is over!!]
But when he woke up in daylight, all that was pushed aside by consciousness. "Ah! Who the hell are you!" he screeched at the sight of a naked girl, but she only sifted in movement, still sleeping.
In being utterly startled, he rapidly put back on his clothes. He looked at the girl, the same girl he saw naked, the same girl who was currently naked. She was cute, but he was so lost in putting the pieces together in his mind, he was in silent panic. He had to get away from here, having no idea what else to do.
"Nice going fucker." Navi spoke to acknowledge his presence. Link jumped.
"Ugh, if I did what I think I did I should really go." he said in worry while he looked the girl while she still was sleeping. He felt guilty but didn't know any other way.
"Typical one night stand, ey." Navi wasn't helping.
"No, I, I, didn't know, I ugh.." Link faced was in panic." You're supposed to help me!"
"Yeah, so I don't recommend you raising your voice to wake the broad you just nailed, and are trying to ditch. They don't take well to those circumstances for some reason." Navi paused, "Dip-shit."
Link was ready to bolt and went to grab his hat that was a few inches from her face, and then she woke up. Her face gently smiled, and Link's jaw dropped. He adverted his eyes, began to back away putting on hat as well.
"Where are you going?" she asked, slipping her dress back on.
"Ugh, I'm late, so late, very late. Bye." He turned and quickly walked towards the castle.
"Smooth." Navi inserted his commentary.
"Oh, well, um if you're going to market. Could you find my father, he's been missing for sometime now." She sounded saddened in her speech. Feeling guilty, Link turned around.
"Sure, if I can." He flashed a smile, still trying to avoid eye contact, he felt so shameful. "His name is Talon. Tell him his daughter, Malon, is looking for him." She concluded.
"Uhh, yea, Bye." He squeaked out. And walked at hurried pace away from her. Its not that he didn't like her, but it all went down so fast, faster than he could deal with it.
"Bye" she said with the same sadness, he didn't look back to see her hopeless waves of good-bye.
* * * Link stood before Princess Zelda of Hyrule in awe, still somewhat hung over. She has beautiful sandy blonde hair, much like his, piercing eyes and subtle lips. She wore a violet and carnation pink gown, and overall looked ethereal.
"You must be Link." She said in proper tone. He was amazed she could be innate and wise, and so beautiful at the same time. Malon was completely out of his mind for Zelda captivated him so.
"Uh, Yes, yes I am." He spoke with mild fluster.
She spoke on of the threat to Hyrule, Ganondorf. She spoke more of his need and importance to the fate of Hyrule. But in his trance, he vaguely heard what she was saying in full, but nodded his head as if soaking up every word. Navi could always fill him in later, for Zelda was too damn hot. He would go to save the ends of the earth just for her. Never before had he seen a girl like her, so mature, so gentle, so gorgeous, and so caring.
"Mind wiping the drool off your shit face." Navi ruined a perfectly genuine moment.
Zelda eyes looked down, Link was embarrassed of Navi now and shot him a look.
Impa, Zelda's nanny and guardian, showed up, thus meaning this meeting was over and she'd escort him out.
They said good-bye by staring into each others eyes till Navi shone in front of Link's face, causing him to flinch and carry on walking out.
"Don't be pussy, kid. The castle's right there." Navi warned.
Link was too exhausted to say anything so he just nodded his head.
"Hey, grab that canteen, drink some, it'll perk you up." Navi instructed him to a canteen on the belt around his tunic, that Navi had packed with what he considered to be necessities.
Link did as he was told, except he guzzled it all down.
"Whoa there, shit head." Navi said halting Link.
Immediately after Link's consumption, his face cringed and he hunched over a bit. "What was that?" He said with a sour tone.
"Scotch." Navi responded plainly.
Link's eyes bulged. Oh man, he thought.
"Hope you can handle you liquor, you have been shit faced before, right?" said Navi as if it wouldn't be a big deal.
"Why'd it burn when I swallowed it?" Link asked, starting to feel woozy.
"Oh, fuck me." Navi realized his error.
He came to tree and saw a figure of petite stature. He leaned on the tree trunk.
"Hello there, what's your name?" The petite girl asked innocently. [A.D.I.D.A.S. by KoRn, starts playing]
Link tried mustering up enough breath, but dropped to the ground, his speech was far too slurred to understand. The girl had long hair, and slender frame, and a plain dress. It was soft to the touch, Link's mind was disabled to simple and primitive things; like touch, and he grasped on to her dress.
"Iss sohhh soffff" he breathed.
"Thanks, I made it myself." She giggled and felt very flattered. She sat down next to him. Link being intoxicated leaned on her, and caressed the dress that covered over body.
That was the last clear thought he could remember. The rest was flashes of some naked girl's small breasts bouncing above in a rocking motion; of that same girl's hips, and his hands tracing all over smooth body, and her ass which he remembers the most vividly. So soft and tender, the thought and feel of it made him erect. [The song is over!!]
But when he woke up in daylight, all that was pushed aside by consciousness. "Ah! Who the hell are you!" he screeched at the sight of a naked girl, but she only sifted in movement, still sleeping.
In being utterly startled, he rapidly put back on his clothes. He looked at the girl, the same girl he saw naked, the same girl who was currently naked. She was cute, but he was so lost in putting the pieces together in his mind, he was in silent panic. He had to get away from here, having no idea what else to do.
"Nice going fucker." Navi spoke to acknowledge his presence. Link jumped.
"Ugh, if I did what I think I did I should really go." he said in worry while he looked the girl while she still was sleeping. He felt guilty but didn't know any other way.
"Typical one night stand, ey." Navi wasn't helping.
"No, I, I, didn't know, I ugh.." Link faced was in panic." You're supposed to help me!"
"Yeah, so I don't recommend you raising your voice to wake the broad you just nailed, and are trying to ditch. They don't take well to those circumstances for some reason." Navi paused, "Dip-shit."
Link was ready to bolt and went to grab his hat that was a few inches from her face, and then she woke up. Her face gently smiled, and Link's jaw dropped. He adverted his eyes, began to back away putting on hat as well.
"Where are you going?" she asked, slipping her dress back on.
"Ugh, I'm late, so late, very late. Bye." He turned and quickly walked towards the castle.
"Smooth." Navi inserted his commentary.
"Oh, well, um if you're going to market. Could you find my father, he's been missing for sometime now." She sounded saddened in her speech. Feeling guilty, Link turned around.
"Sure, if I can." He flashed a smile, still trying to avoid eye contact, he felt so shameful. "His name is Talon. Tell him his daughter, Malon, is looking for him." She concluded.
"Uhh, yea, Bye." He squeaked out. And walked at hurried pace away from her. Its not that he didn't like her, but it all went down so fast, faster than he could deal with it.
"Bye" she said with the same sadness, he didn't look back to see her hopeless waves of good-bye.
* * * Link stood before Princess Zelda of Hyrule in awe, still somewhat hung over. She has beautiful sandy blonde hair, much like his, piercing eyes and subtle lips. She wore a violet and carnation pink gown, and overall looked ethereal.
"You must be Link." She said in proper tone. He was amazed she could be innate and wise, and so beautiful at the same time. Malon was completely out of his mind for Zelda captivated him so.
"Uh, Yes, yes I am." He spoke with mild fluster.
She spoke on of the threat to Hyrule, Ganondorf. She spoke more of his need and importance to the fate of Hyrule. But in his trance, he vaguely heard what she was saying in full, but nodded his head as if soaking up every word. Navi could always fill him in later, for Zelda was too damn hot. He would go to save the ends of the earth just for her. Never before had he seen a girl like her, so mature, so gentle, so gorgeous, and so caring.
"Mind wiping the drool off your shit face." Navi ruined a perfectly genuine moment.
Zelda eyes looked down, Link was embarrassed of Navi now and shot him a look.
Impa, Zelda's nanny and guardian, showed up, thus meaning this meeting was over and she'd escort him out.
They said good-bye by staring into each others eyes till Navi shone in front of Link's face, causing him to flinch and carry on walking out.