(((here's your long awaited Chapter 3. The next one's in the works and
probably won't take as long)))
After acquainting himself with Kakariko Village and Death Mountain, Link and Navi were on their way back to the Kokiri Forrest. Link, as per usual, was clueless to why, but all Navi said was that business was to be tended to in the Lost woods of Kokiri. The King Darunia needs a green song. Link followed Navi as they approached the entrance to the forest. He thought 'a green song? Songs have colors? Hmmm if Zelda was a song, what color would she be?' And as all possible colors of Zelda went through his mind he didn't notice the tree root in front of him and tripped over it.
"Get up dipshit, we're almost there." Navi said in an aggravated tone.
Link got up and nodded. He wasn't in such a rush to arrive back to Kokiri so soon, everyone might think he quit, or failed. But like most thoughts that are of Link's, it didn't stay in his mind for too long.
"Couldn't hack it out there, could you!" Taunted Mido, across the pond, who spotted Link first.
"Aww Mido," Link began, gearing up for something smart-ass to say. "Miss your morning wack-off? 'Great Leader' a bit cranky, uh huh." Link nodded. He glanced over at Navi.
"Ughh," Navi whispered, "that wasn't funny."
"Oh." Link fell off the mental mountain he was on.
"Lets get this straight: You're the 'dipshit'. I'm the 'smart-ass', and that megalomaniac pathetic jerk-off, has valuable information to OUR quest." Navi stated, and Link shut up.
Link followed Navi over to Mido.
"What are we doing here again?" Link turned to Navi.
"The song, fuck face! The song!" Navi barked with irritation.
"Oh right!" Link raised his pointer finger up in assurance. "Say, do ya know where I can find a g r e e n song?" he asked Mido.
"A GREEN song? What the hell is that?"
"A forestry tune, c'mon symbolism, shit heads!"
"Ughh No." Mido said to Navi, he and Link were both still confused on songs having colors.
Mido pretended that he had stuff to do, but managed to slip up and give reluctantly, information on the Sacred Forest Meadow, where Saria had gone.
"Now that I've told you what you want to know, tell me this. Why Saria?" Mido's eyes were cold.
"Huh?" Link was dumb....founded.
"Why are YOU looking for her, why are YOU back, why are YOU always on her mind, why are YOU her favorite, why?!!!" Mido shrieked.
Link drew a distance between himself and the elf that was distraught and fretting before him. Link honestly had no idea what Mido was bitching about. I mean Saria knew like everything, so yeah he'd have to find her. Mido's hands were on his own knees, his head bent down. In his final outburst he rose up and shrieked again.
"WHY YOU!!!!!" Mido's tiny fists beat against Link's chest. Mido was very weak, and Link only shoved Mido to the ground and hurried off in the direction the Lost woods.
"Creep." Link said and shivered. Pacing quickly, he looked back, half disgusted, half worried.
"He's the least of your worries, dipshit." Navi flew at pace to match Link's.
"We'll I'm still glad you came back, even if it is for a little while." Saria through her arms around link as they sat on stone ledge that was covered in moss.
"Nice, Nice, very Nice, cut the crap." Navi broke in.
Saria and Link ignored that, but moved on to develop a conversation.
"Well, you see, I got to meet King Darunia," he never failed to boast "and well, he needs to hear this green song." Link held his ocarina as if it were useless.
"Oh you mean a song that sounds like it's from a forest?" She smiled, his incompetence and dependence on her brain power she found to be adorable."
"Uh." He paused "Yeah." He paused again. Perhaps a revelation of song and colors collided with his brain.
She played a tune and he learned it. Navi grew insanely bored with all of it and rushed Link out of Kokiri Forrest, back to the quest. The sun was setting in Hyrule field, Link turned his head to admire it, then kept on walking after Navi.
"That sunset's quite pretty." Link remarked, innocently.
"Dipshit." Navi addressed Link.
"Yeah, Navi." He answered.
"Shut up." And the sun went completely down as they approached the path to Death Mountain.
After acquainting himself with Kakariko Village and Death Mountain, Link and Navi were on their way back to the Kokiri Forrest. Link, as per usual, was clueless to why, but all Navi said was that business was to be tended to in the Lost woods of Kokiri. The King Darunia needs a green song. Link followed Navi as they approached the entrance to the forest. He thought 'a green song? Songs have colors? Hmmm if Zelda was a song, what color would she be?' And as all possible colors of Zelda went through his mind he didn't notice the tree root in front of him and tripped over it.
"Get up dipshit, we're almost there." Navi said in an aggravated tone.
Link got up and nodded. He wasn't in such a rush to arrive back to Kokiri so soon, everyone might think he quit, or failed. But like most thoughts that are of Link's, it didn't stay in his mind for too long.
"Couldn't hack it out there, could you!" Taunted Mido, across the pond, who spotted Link first.
"Aww Mido," Link began, gearing up for something smart-ass to say. "Miss your morning wack-off? 'Great Leader' a bit cranky, uh huh." Link nodded. He glanced over at Navi.
"Ughh," Navi whispered, "that wasn't funny."
"Oh." Link fell off the mental mountain he was on.
"Lets get this straight: You're the 'dipshit'. I'm the 'smart-ass', and that megalomaniac pathetic jerk-off, has valuable information to OUR quest." Navi stated, and Link shut up.
Link followed Navi over to Mido.
"What are we doing here again?" Link turned to Navi.
"The song, fuck face! The song!" Navi barked with irritation.
"Oh right!" Link raised his pointer finger up in assurance. "Say, do ya know where I can find a g r e e n song?" he asked Mido.
"A GREEN song? What the hell is that?"
"A forestry tune, c'mon symbolism, shit heads!"
"Ughh No." Mido said to Navi, he and Link were both still confused on songs having colors.
Mido pretended that he had stuff to do, but managed to slip up and give reluctantly, information on the Sacred Forest Meadow, where Saria had gone.
"Now that I've told you what you want to know, tell me this. Why Saria?" Mido's eyes were cold.
"Huh?" Link was dumb....founded.
"Why are YOU looking for her, why are YOU back, why are YOU always on her mind, why are YOU her favorite, why?!!!" Mido shrieked.
Link drew a distance between himself and the elf that was distraught and fretting before him. Link honestly had no idea what Mido was bitching about. I mean Saria knew like everything, so yeah he'd have to find her. Mido's hands were on his own knees, his head bent down. In his final outburst he rose up and shrieked again.
"WHY YOU!!!!!" Mido's tiny fists beat against Link's chest. Mido was very weak, and Link only shoved Mido to the ground and hurried off in the direction the Lost woods.
"Creep." Link said and shivered. Pacing quickly, he looked back, half disgusted, half worried.
"He's the least of your worries, dipshit." Navi flew at pace to match Link's.
"We'll I'm still glad you came back, even if it is for a little while." Saria through her arms around link as they sat on stone ledge that was covered in moss.
"Nice, Nice, very Nice, cut the crap." Navi broke in.
Saria and Link ignored that, but moved on to develop a conversation.
"Well, you see, I got to meet King Darunia," he never failed to boast "and well, he needs to hear this green song." Link held his ocarina as if it were useless.
"Oh you mean a song that sounds like it's from a forest?" She smiled, his incompetence and dependence on her brain power she found to be adorable."
"Uh." He paused "Yeah." He paused again. Perhaps a revelation of song and colors collided with his brain.
She played a tune and he learned it. Navi grew insanely bored with all of it and rushed Link out of Kokiri Forrest, back to the quest. The sun was setting in Hyrule field, Link turned his head to admire it, then kept on walking after Navi.
"That sunset's quite pretty." Link remarked, innocently.
"Dipshit." Navi addressed Link.
"Yeah, Navi." He answered.
"Shut up." And the sun went completely down as they approached the path to Death Mountain.