Chapter4

King Darunia was quite pleased with the tune Link had obtained from Saria. So he fights a crafty and nearly epic battle, against some overgrown komodo dragon-like bomb spitting beast King Dodongo , and wins. (Like I needed to state that. Ok, Link dies in battle. Cause he is dumb ass. And doesn't listen to Navi. End of Story. )

Anyway, I have graciously decided to continue. So for helping King Darunia out (isn't that quite a feminine name?) and the Gorons. Link is awarded that damn Spiritual Stone of Fire.

"This is some shiny shit." Link paced slowly behind the glow that was Navi, admiring the ruby, examining it. "It would make an awesome necklace."

"Fucker." Navi quickened his pace. Some foolish hope that Link's stupidity and irrelevant perception would fall further behind.

"Say..."Link slyly spoke, as if to correct his previous comments concerning the ruby, but failing miserably in tone of voice. "Where are we going to next?" He asked. Since it was apparent that they now were exiting the death mountain area from which the Gorons and dodongos dwell.

"Up here, dipshit." Navi commanded. There was a ladder on the mountainside. Link gazed up, the bright sun shone in his eyes blinding him from seeing where it led to. He hesitated. That bothers Navi. "Get a move on!" he barked.

"This isn't the way we came in..." Link muttered to himself, confused but not willing to show it off. He climbed that ladder anyway. Knocking off unsuspecting skulltulas along the way. Reaching the top, he had a glimpse around and saw nothing. Just stone. Stone floor, stonewall, stone ceiling. Being unfazed by this place, he let his mind wander. Wander to thoughts of... Z e l d a. Physical details like eyes, lips, hair, smile, etc.

"Wake the fuck up and take out that wall!" Navi barked again.

"The Wall?" Link's eyebrows slanted with confusion. He placed his hand gently on the wall Navi had motioned to. Gritty, stone like wall. He couldn't understand what Navi meant.

"No, Pink Floyd-The Wall; Of course that wall dipshit! Bomb it to hell!"

Link did as he was told, but not with out taking his damn time with hesitation or odd facial expressions. He should come to know by now that Navi doesn't care, nor will he ever. But just as Navi will never care, Link will never learn.

The wall was demolished, and cave revealed. A tri-force symbol lay imprinted but faded on the ground.

"You see that symbol over there. It's a tri-force, a symbol of the royal family, you son of a bitch. Now move your ass over there and stand on it." Navi instructed. His patience was wearing thin, and something told Link it was barely even the beginning of their journey.

So Link stood on it, and smiled at the thought of Zelda, Her family's symbol he was standing on. And gosh it felt good.

"Don't just stand there, play the damn song."

Link hurried to pull out his ocarina, and looking quite flustered, took a deep breath and began to play.

Navi stopped him half-way, "NO NO NO!!! Dumb ass, that's SARIA's song! Play the one you learned from Impa! Zelda's Lullaby!" Navi blew a fuse.

Link for once felt his stupidity. Only because it was in direct relation to Zelda. He played the correct tune.

And so one of the Great Fairies Of Power was summoned. The cave's only light from the external world dimmed as she emerged, a radiant, ethereal, stunning yet subtle, glowing, blue presence. A much larger and physically personified looking fairy, with slim delicate features, and piercing eyes that caught Link in awe of what stood before him. Her cascading long wavy hair only added to her heavenly perfected appeal.

"Hot Damn!" hissed Navi as she emerged, and levitated before them.

"Who's she?" whispered Link.

"I," She interjected, "Am A Great Fairy of Power." She spoke eloquently.

"I'd hit that." Navi said aloud, although it seemed as if it should've been spoken off to the side with less volume. With that statement the Great Fairy seemed perturbed. But oblivious Link carried on to a conversation.

"Hi! I'm Link and-"He was cut off.

"I know who you are." She interrupted.

"Oh. Okay. Well I'm on the jour-"

"I know of your quest."

"Oh."

It got quiet before she spoke again, as always, with the most eloquence.

"Which is why I have come to teach you something the will serve the purpose of help along your journey's battles." She took her time.

Navi feeling restless felt it was his turn to say something. "Would that be getting a little nasty with me? Humm? Cause let me tell you, it would put me in a much better moral for dealing with this dumb sucker. Speaking of suck-"

"I do not comply with your inane and absurd request." She then turned to speak to Link again. "Draw you're sword."

"Ohhh, mixed signals! I like it!" said Navi. He was then darted an evil eye from the Great Fairy. She then proceeded in teaching Link the Spin Attack and giving him a magic meter. Woo hoo! Jack pot! For Link anyway.

"As for you, pathetic fly. Objectifying me? A Great Fairy. You will have not heard the end of this, disrespectful one." She glared at him, and then flicked him across the cave into the wall. Not for one moment did she loss her majesty.

"Now Link, use what I have taught you." He nodded. "And there will be another Great Fairy, like I, near Hyrule Castle." She began to back away.

"Oh, well I'm sure THAT Great Fairy wants a piece of this. You have no idea what you're missin' sweetheart!" Navi scowled.

She began to fade into dimness. "Take care Link." She frowned at Navi, and winked at Link.

The cave was borderline pitch black. Link could now only see Navi's glow floating closer and closer to him.

"N o I d e a." Navi said with spite. Link only grinned, he felt safe enough in the darkness to do so, after all it was an amusing ordeal.

"What are YOU grinning at, dipshit?"