Inuyasha

The Wicked Child

Chapter II

Suave Monk And... Haiku?

Monk Miroku. I wanted to kill that guy at first but I soon realized that I couldn't bring myself to do it. One, he is an innocent soul, without a trace of murderous intent. Two, he's not that bad looking of a guy, I have to admit but I'm appalled by his perverted antics. He seems kind of strong, even a little honorable, but I couldn't really go for him. He actually asked me to bear his children! No way! I'm young and I've been through a lot of shit, but I'm not ready to be a mother. In my opinion, children somehow have a way of totally ruining you life. I'm still a child my own damned self for goodness' sakes.

Miroku's a native of the town up ahead and boy is it much larger than my hometown. So we've decided to have fun with the rural festivities before venturing onward to the Nakatani Kingdom.

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"You want me to bear your children!?" Kagome beseeched, uncertainly. "Are you out of your rabid ass mind?" Her eye twitches in agitation and a vein appeared on her forehead.

"I'm serious, miss." Miroku defended, his voice choking a bit as her thigh tensed a bit on his neck. "This is a good opportunity. You like me, right? You didn't scream pervert when I saw you naked just now. Nor did you tried to hide your lovely body in self-consciousness."

Kagome gritted her teeth, applying pressure on the hold of his neck by her leg. Killing him now didn't sound too bad. Yes, kill him. Nobody will know. She abruptly shook her head in defiance. "You got a lot of heart." She revealed. "That, I cannot help but to admire. Although you definitely speak your mind, it is appreciated, but unwelcome." She released her grip on his neck and he fell to the ground.

"Thank you..." Miroku obliged as he inhaled precious air. "You have fairly strong legs. I wonder, what is your name?"

"Cerulean Raven." Kagome answered, although she hid a snicker from him, knowing full well that she lied.

"Typical of the honorable warrior." Miroku complimented. "Living life with a codename. It certainly fits you my dear-- mainly your appearance."

"Right. I get it." Kagome nodded as she slid her dagger into her sheath. "Listen Miroku, the spring is now all yours, so enjoy your bath. I got to get going." She turns her back to him, which was a bad move. "See you later." She wandered off to find her friends.

Miroku smiled mischievously, seeing this as an open opportunity to actually feel on that lovely protuberance that was easily noticeable underneath the back of her skirt. The ninja girl had a naturally seductive stride. Her rear was calling him-- offering itself as easy prey. So, typical for the monk, whether atypical or canon in a story, he pursued her booty... and gave it a nice groping.

Immediately afterwards, a shrill, indignant scream was heard.

Leaves rustled...

Forest critters scattered...

Nearby villager's sleep was disturbed...

Kagura and Nazuna hastily searches for Kagome in concern...

Kagome was highly embarrassed. For the very first time in a long time, she screamed, screamed like a little girl in trepidation. She held a hand to her mouth with a blush, not at all expecting that reaction. Plus the lecherous boy had his hand on her butt-- and never let loose his grip. Eyes wide, Kagome slowly gazes at him in awe at what he was doing to her taboo body part.

"Ah, just as I thought." Miroku cooed. "All smooth and tender." He still had his hand on her butt. Can't this guy read the writings on the wall? Not to mention her expressions.

Kagome absolutely did not believe this. He didn't relent off of her in one bit. Then something happened: her face became crimson, both from anger and embarrassment, and a force almost tangible risen in the pit of her abdomen. The timid, self-conscious little girl in her rose to the surface...

And...

"PERVERT!!!"

"Kagome, what's wrong?" Kagura and Nazuna inquired at the same time as they appeared to assist Kagome in whatever problem she was facing. To their surprise, they saw her, looking extremely piqued as she glowers at a stranger embedded into a nearby tree. Wait a minute? A man entrenched into the bark of a tree, and Kagome's all red in the face!? This cannot be good.

"YOU! DON'T YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR WOMEN!!?" Kagome demanded, a fierce scowl on her face.

"Kagome?" Kagura wondered. "What the fuck happened?"

Naz (?) processed a vague idea of what events occurred. "Well... judging from the look on Kagome's face, the slightly visible blush on her face, arms, and legs it was apparent that this guy must of sexually harassed her." She glances at Miroku. "Way to go, perv."

Miroku chuckled sheepishly, he never expect a woman to be this strong. "Please forgive me. That was a malicious habit. You see, at times my hands have the tendency to grow a mind on it's own."

"Kagome," Kagura regarded, "it's okay to shake him off but this is ridiculous."

Miroku's head cocked to the side slightly, noticing the name. "So your name's really Kagome? It is such a beautiful name. It certainly fits you my dear."

"Since you know my name, that means that I have to kill you." Kagome replied.

Miroku cringed, now fearing the girl.

"Kagome?" Naz realized the look in her eyes. "You aren't... are you serious?"

"Oh yes... he shall be a nice kill." Kagome grinned murderously. "My cold steel is starving to tear at human flesh. Crimson... lovely crimson... beautiful against stainless silver steel." She brushes her finger on the tip and then a drop of blood hit the ground. "Oh my."

"Uh oh! You're in for it now." Kagura advised. "You got her reciting haiku and shit."

Kagome slowly advances to the man stuck in the tree.

Nazuna immediately grabs her arm and pleaded to her. "Don't do it Kagome! Please don't! He's an innocent! At least this guy is cute!"

"Fuck that!" Kagome retorted, the sadistic smile still on her face. "He's going to get what he deserves."

"All because he heard your name!? Girl, this is ridiculous!!"

"Blood... crimson... the swipe of the unforgivable blade... the screams of the flesh..."

"Too late, Naz." Kagura sighed. "The bitch is now in the zone."

"Please!" Miroku implored. "I am ever apologetic for hearing your name."

Kagome approaches right in front of him, looking impish. The monk was now sweating bullets, now fully aware of what the kunoichi intent on doing with that dagger. Her eyes narrowing viciously, Kagome slashed at him in every which way. "That this! And this! This and that!!"

"KAGOME!! YOU FOOL!!" Nazuna yelped in horror.

Kagura only smirked. Admiring the work Kagome just done.

She slowly slides her dagger back into her sheath. "Ah. The deed is done."

Nazuna slowly gazed back over to the man on the tree... and gain a surprised burlesque expression. "What the!? What just happened here?"

Kagura bursts into laughter.

"You like it?" She queried. Rips were on the monks robes. Not just any rips, but she managed to legibly slash her name on his robes in Kanji. Another one of her talents. "Cool, ne?" She made a sweet smile. "I really had you going for a minute, didn't I?"

Miroku only nodded. His heart about to jump out of his chest along with a highly unwelcomed moisture in his loins, thus making his lower robes appear darker than usual.

"C'mon guys, let's be on our way." Kagome signaled as they resumed their way to the village ahead.

"Hmph." Kagura smirked. "Wasn't that unexpected or what?"

"Poor guy..." Nazuna sighed with condolence.

"Hey, are you going to just leave me alone in this tree?" Miroku demanded.

Kagome glances back at him. "You said that you wanted the forest yourself, so there you have it."

"This isn't the last you'll see of me." Miroku declared. 'I'm going to grope those booties when I seem them again, too.'

He was right. That wasn't the last we shall see of him. I know that this chapter was a little on the calm side but things are bound to happen starting on the next chapter. We can already see the face of the village from here. A festival is held there, the Hitomi village, right before the Nakatani kingdom. Although people from all corners of the globe visit this town to enjoy it, I can't help but feel suspicious of some of the foreigners. A trader, whom is a closer friend of the taiyoukai from the Western Lands, definitely give me the creeps. I hope that it's just a hunch. He's human but... nah.

Not only that we meet Miroku once more and he tagged along quite an interesting fellow... I like him. Oops! Did I just say that?

END OF CHAPTER II

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Festivities In A Chary Village