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Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom, Fairly Odd Parents, 9th Elsewhere, 'Imaginary' by Evanescence, Dance Dance Revolution, Trigun, the Matrix, or anything else previously copywrited. However, I do own Kathleen, myself, and the plot.

Twisting Reality

After a moment of disorientation, Danny and Caitlin touched down in the middle of a wide field of paper flowers. Caitlin stared about while Danny transformed back to human mode. "You know, I was kind of expecting it to rain DDR arrows."

"Watch what you say," Danny advised, beckoning for Caitlin to follow him, "this place is ruled by lucidity."

Caitlin moaned. "What is this place, 9E?" Danny chuckled.

"They weren't the ones who came up with lucidity, you know."

"Hey!" A shout from above made the pair look up, and in two seconds Caitlin was bowled over by a fairy almost the size of a ten-year-old. "About time you got your ass up here!"

Caitlin spluttered, spitting out a flower. "Kathleen?!"

"Yep!" the teen fairy chirped, sitting on her creator's chest. Her golden crown floated lop-sided over her messy brown hair, and wore a white long-sleeved shirt under a pale green t-shirt. Her lower body was clad in blue denim pants and black shoes. Kathleen's translucent blue wings quivered with excitement. "I've been waiting for-freaking-ever! What took you?"

"Um…" Caitlin was caught a little off-guard. "How long has this place existed?"

Kathleen rocked back, a look of concentration on her face. "Eh….two, three months." She glanced down at Caitlin's shocked face. "What, you were feeling super-depressed a while ago. You wanted a way out, and you made it; just didn't know how to find it."

"True…." Caitlin murmured, remembering the seemingly unprovoked bout of depression; she had chalked it up to jealousy of her best friend Gurkin and her boyfriend. "But wouldn't I know if I made something like this? Like a little pocket in my mind or something?"

"You'd be surprised how many pockets are in your mind, little Jynx," Danny commented, affecting a mature look. Caitlin shot him a look.

"Fact that you calling me that nickname disturbs me greatly aside, I believe I'm really the bigger one here. You have no right to call me 'little'."

Danny rolled his eyes. "In case you haven't noticed, I'm relatively the same age as you, genius." Caitlin propped herself up on her elbows and tilted her head to the side, observing him. Her Danny was right; he was taller than any fourteen-year-old she knew and something about him hinted at his older age, but she couldn't put a finger on it.

"…I win."

Kathleen hovered a couple of feet above the ground. "Quit stealing Gurk's lines."

"Why? They're great lines!"

"Just stop it." Caitlin harrumphed, but relented and stood up.

"So, where are we going?"

Danny grinned slyly, striding off with his hands behind his head. "You'll see…" The authoress groaned at this, but followed along, attempting to ignore the soft buzzing noise Kathleen's wings made. She gazed about, observing the purple sky with a bit of trepidation. Jeez, I knew songs inspired me, but this is ridiculous. Her mind began to drift, as it usually did, and her escort noticed a slight change in the landscape: sand was starting to dust the origami flowers. Kathleen prodded Caitlin in the side.

"Hey, you waiting for a Plant Bulb or something?"

"Myuh?" Caitlin slurred, startled by the intrusion on her thoughts. "What do you mean?" Immediately the sand disappeared.

"You were thinking of 'Feathers in the Sand'?" Danny asked, turning to face her.

"Uh…yeah, actually. I've been altering the plot a bit. Why?"

"You were causing a sandstorm."

She blushed. "Oops." Kathleen shrugged.

"There was no harm done, it's gone now. Let's move on before you start in on something—" A condom randomly fell out of the sky and hit Caitlin on the head. "Damn your hormones."

Caitlin flushed. "What? It's just a condom!"

And they continued. It was rather boring, and since the author is having a crisis with this particular part, she's going to screw it to all damn hell and get to the next bit.

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet now?"

"Nope."

"How about now?"

"Do you realize how annoying that is?!" Danny snapped, turning around to glare at his whiny semi-creator. She just grinned.

"A-yup."

"The hate coursing through me is enough to rival Agent Smith."

Kathleen rolled her eyes. "That's a lie and you know it."

"So? It still sounds cool."

Caitlin rolled her eyes. "Could you stop it? I'd really rather not randomly conjure up squiddies that would kill us all."

And then the chapter ended.

End Chapter 2

I kinda lost interest in this chapter, so I just threw in some funny scenes after the necessary joining of another companion. The next chapter will be more interesting, I swear! ducks from the mass of pointy things being thrown in her direction