Morgoth's Notebook

by Arandil

Found in the ruins of what was once Angband. The original Dark Lord had quite the knack for badfic writing (and apparently a little "thing" for Fëanor). This is his notebook of ideas. Read at your own risk. Transcribed by Arandil for the HASA Challenge: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Winner: "The Merry and Pippin Award (Humor 2nd Place)" MEFA 2005

13. Morgoth's Notebook EE Bonus Features

Procrastinating is a bad thing. This was posted at HASA, I figured I'd put it here too, since the Notebook was also posted here.

Thanks to everyone who read and reviewed! I'm so happy that so many people found this story funny. It's now also available on the public side of HASA (it passed review!)

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Movie Trailer for "Morgoth's Notebook"

Ominous music plays as the camera does a fly over of M-E and comes to black fortress that can only be Angband.

VO: In the dark fortress, the Dark Lord sits.

Camera goes through Angband, screams are heard, orcs are seen scurrying around.

VO: All alone, he plans and scemes.

Camera comes into room with Dark Lord Morgoth sitting at a desk, writing furously.

VO: A greater evil was never known in all of Arda...

Morgoth looks up, right into camera

Morgoth: Do you mind? I'm trying to write here. He looks back down.

VO: Morgoth's Notebook, in Beta Archives of HASA. Voice drops to whisper Read it if you dare...

Morgoth: grips notebook to chest and looks back into camera Don't you dare. I'm not a very nice Dark Lord when I'm angry... pauses Why don't you all go pester Sauron?

Screen goes black

VO: Morgoth's Notebook Voice gets quiet and speaks very fast so that it is barely understandable. Arandil is not responsible for any mental illness suffered due to exposure to this notebook. Morgoth's Notebook is in no way affiliated with Mordor Enterprises, Halls of Mandos, The Void, Ltd or Angband Brewery. Morgoth's Notebook may contain mild references to slash, torture, Mary Sue and Fëanor.