Hi! Now, I have the guilt. Regarding 'Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse
of the OOCness.' Yes. A month without an update. Truth is, I'm suffering
writer's block with that story, and I'm also really REALLY busy with exams
right now. So I'm sorry, I'll be updating it as soon as I can, I haven't
abandoned it! Till then, here's the next chapter of this mad story. Except
it's not as mad this time. Or it is mad, just controlled mad... or can
madness be controlled? Maybe it's- (is dragged away with someone's hand
over mouth)
Chapter 7 – Marvellous plans, conspiracies and Larry
Team Diana crept up towards the house, Will leading the way, Tanuki walking next to him, closely followed by Gemma, Terreis and Liza. Bringing up the rear was Jackie and Jack Cole. "Do you know where their room is?" asked Will.
Tanuki pulled out a small map. "She drew me a floor plan of the house so that I'd know which window to go to when I came to 'kidnap' her."
"According to this, her room faces the front of the house," said Liza, looking over his shoulder. The group hurried forwards and crouched in the undergrowth next to the drive.
"Looks like the pirates are already inside," whispered Jackie, looking at the broken door. "How are we going to do this?"
"We shouldn't just run in there straight away," said Gemma, seeing Will open his mouth, "The pirates might not know where they are yet; in which case, if they find them first, it'll be harder to rescue them and they might get hurt in the confusion, and if they don't know, two groups'll find them faster than one."
"She's right," agreed Terreis, "Any other ideas?"
There was a thoughtful silence. "I've got a suggestion," said Jack, "How fast can you girls run?"
Half of the pirates were hanging around in the entrance hall of Diana and Hanna's mansion while the others tore the upstairs apart, looking for the girls. Suddenly, as one, they all leapt a foot in the air as they heard a shout from behind them.
"Slean nid!" shouted Jackie from the doorway, Gemma, Liza and Terreis behind her. Bewildered, they turned and looked round at them.
"Y'what?" said one of them.
"Eio ra nid rutcha tha waerlinga nista!" shouted Jackie again in a threatening way, and arched an eyebrow deviously for good measure. The others glanced at each other, then followed suit. The pirates, as they had every right to, continued to stare at them in bewilderment.
"I don't think they understand," said Liza quietly.
"Even I don't," said Gemma. The girls all glanced at each other nervously. Then Terreis crouched down, picked up a stone from the drive, and threw it at the nearest one.
"Ow!" he cried, "What did you do that for?" He was answered by Liza also throwing a stone, which hit another one.
"Ow!" agreed the other pirate, "Stop that!"
The girls just smiled sweetly, turned and started running down the drive. The pirates glanced at each other and gave chase, but the girls had already reached the bushes at the end of the garden. The pirates skidded to a halt near them, looking around bewilderedly. Just as they were about to turn back to the house, Liza stuck her head out of the bush.
"Peek-a-boo!" she called, and vanished back in amongst the leaves. The pirates ran after them.
Will, Tanuki and Jack watched them crash through the bush, the girls staying just ahead of them and leading them away from the house. "They'll keep them busy for hours," said Will, "Come on. At least that's some of them gone."
Stealthily, as stealthily as only Disney heroes can be (much to Jack and Tanuki's surprise, they hadn't realized they'd been elevated to that level yet) they crept up to the front door. Drawing their swords, and pausing only for a second ("Don't fail me, Larry," Tanuki muttered to his sword), they stepped inside.
"Jack, hadn't we better, uh, be going up to the house?" asked Kathryn bewilderedly as Jack continued to heap bottles of rum into their arms. "I'm all for a party when we get back, but right now-"
"Party?" said Jack innocently, "Who said this was for a party?" He then shot a grin at her, a grin which said, 'Haha, I know something you don't, and when you do know you're going to think that I'm soooo cool.'
The people who had been with Jack on the last mission recognized that look and what usually happened after it, and shivered. Mort grabbed Helen's hand.
"Now this actually IS a conspiracy," muttered Eowyn. But finally, after looting several rum stores on the way up the hills and Alex was considering kicking Jack if he made them carry any more, he seemed satisfied. They started to make their way up to the house.
"This is getting boring," complained Gemma as they fought their way through yet another thorny bush, "Can't we just stop now?"
"No! This is fun!" said Terreis.
"For you maybe, but I only ever came because Alex and Frankie made me," protested Gemma, fighting to free her plait from one particularly jagged thorn, "Ow! I wanted to be a seamstress or something. When did they last prune these hedges? They're getting out of control!"
"Bushes need love like everything does," said Liza enigmatically. Suddenly they found themselves bursting out of the bushes into the open grounds behind the house. Behind them, quite a long way off in the bushes, they heard crashing as pirates fought their way through, and occasional cursing. Jackie looked out over the lawn.
"Look! Who's that?" she said, seeing a group of people running across it, away from the house. Terreis and Liza quickly drew their swords, but their suspicions were allayed when they saw one of them waving maniacally at Gemma.
"Oh, it's Team Hanna!" said Terreis, relieved, as Frankie hurled herself from the group at Gemma. "Did you get Hanna?"
"Yes, we did," said Elizabeth, "She's right here. Thanks to my brilliant plan-"
"Actually, it was my brilliant plan," said Anamaria.
"ACTUALLY, ladies, I believe it was my MARVELLOUS plan," said Mro nonchalantly.
"What about Diana and that other girl, Eos?" asked Jackie.
"When we looked back to the window, they were gone," said Bulma, her Wob- Wob jiggling on her shoulder in excitement. Elizabeth raised an eyebrow at it. "I think pirates must have got into the house. We can hope they only ran away, but we don't know..."
"So you're running away from the house – why?" asked Gemma, "Why didn't you go in and help?"
"Because we can't just go charging in," said Anamaria, "I saw the pirates going in. There's some positioned outside the house. If anyone goes in, then they'll go in after them; they're obviously expecting some sort of rescue attempt. If we try to go in that way, we won't stand a chance."
"WHAT?" said Jackie, "But – Will, Tanuki and Jack have just gone in that way!"
"Will?!" said Elizabeth fearfully. Without hesitating she turned and started running towards the front of the house; as one, the group followed. Frankie stopped suddenly, grabbing onto Hanna and Mro.
"Mro! You've just saved Hanna, you don't want to go leading her into trouble again. We should take her back down to the ship."
"But the others-" Mro looked at the house, then back again to Hanna and Frankie. "OK. I'm sure they can handle it." The three of them turned away from the house back towards the drive, Mro and Frankie taking out their swords.
But even as they ran towards the gates, they were seen by a couple of pirates who had just fought their way out of the bushes. The pirates watched them for a second, and then followed them.
"They're coming closer," whispered Diana as they heard the pirates crashing along the hall. She shuffled further behind the chaise-long, where she was hiding with Eos. She also moved her sword into a position where it was easier to defend herself. "What could they want? You haven't gone upsetting any pirates recently, have you?"
"I don't think so," said Eos. But she hesitated, and felt in her pocket for her bead frog, and the two gold beads for eyes.
Suddenly they heard a shout from the hallway below, that sounded different from the usual rowdy hollering of the pirates looking for them. It sounded younger. "That sounded like-" She froze for a second, then leapt out from behind the chaise-long, sword at the ready. Before Eos could stop her, she'd run to the door, pulled it open and run out onto the balcony above the hall.
Below her in the lobby, to her immense surprise, she saw Will, Tanuki and another young man she didn't recognize. She was so surprised at seeing them that she didn't notice that they were fiercely fighting with many pirates, and were outnumbered about three to one. Not that Will was finding that much of a difficulty, but the other two had less experience than them. She looked on in horror as Tanuki was caught off-guard and fell over, his sword skidding away from him across the hall floor.
"Tanuki!" she shouted desperately. All of them stopped fighting and looked up at her; all of the pirates searching upstairs heard and raced from various rooms on the top floor. But Diana didn't hesitate; she vaulted over the balcony onto the hall floor below with such agility that even Will was impressed. Before the pirates had time to react, she'd grabbed onto Tanuki's sword and handed it to him, before pulling him up.
They only had time for a brief smile and handclasp that said more than I could write even in this chapter before the pirates recovered from the surprise and leapt back into action.
"What are you doing here?" she asked as they fought side by side.
"Oh, you know, we were in the area..." shrugged Tanuki, "By the way, Diana, Jack, Jack, Diana."
"Hi," said Jack as he parried one pirate's sword and punched another in the head at the same time.
"He seems nice," said Diana.
"Where's Eos?" called Will, as he jumped onto the head of one pirate, and from there onto the balcony, where he used a belt of a pirate standing on the balcony to swing around onto the chandelier, and then spin round on that, kicking various pirates who came near. The move was so cool that even the enemy pirates stopped to watch.
Diana stared for a moment, then recovered. "I don't know. Why?"
"She's the reason why the pirates are here," said Tanuki, stopping to look at her. "Didn't you know?"
Diana was shocked. Before she could answer, Tanuki quickly stabbed a pirate over her shoulder, who she hadn't noticed was there. "Eos? Why?"
"Didn't she tell you? She's Cirfia's cousin. Anyway, these pirates are after the gold beads in her bead fairy. And yours. And Hanna's. Do you know where they are?"
"Yeah, they're in my room. But the gold beads? Why?"
"Long story, we don't have time for it right now." Tanuki looked towards the stairs. They were clear for now. He turned to Will. "Will! Can you cover us?"
"Of course," said Will, dropping down from the chandelier and spinning to face the other pirates who were in the hallway, and were hovering towards the edges of the room, not eager to fight a man who so obviously had the protection of Disney.
Tanuki and Diana raced through the crowd towards the staircase. Will and Jack, meanwhile, remained in the hallway, fighting off the pirates. Suddenly Elizabeth, Anamaria and the rest of the crews came bursting through the doors.
"Will!" shouted Elizabeth, Bulma, Terreis and Frankie.
"Namesake!" shouted Jackie.
"Holy crud!" said the pirates in the hallway at the entrance of the eight girls and Tobias. When all of those eight girls and Tobias also drew their swords, their profanities changed to much worse ones, which I can't write here for rating reasons. So I'll leave them to your imagination.
Im a Brandybuck – Well, that's where the idea for the title came from. You already knew that. Like I could come up with anything as cool as that! Pretty pretty Legolas indeed. Pretty... pretty... (jerks out of doze) What was I saying?
One of your many fans – Cursed fairies. Now there's a thought...
Theshiz – Ummm... unsliced bread, maybe? Sliced bread was first used in the French Revolution to stop people smuggling notes to Louis XVI in prison in loaves of bread... what was cool around then? Powdered wigs? Guillotines?
Terreis – What really did it, I think, was Orli being a bit conceited in an interview. And the fact he couldn't act all that well. But he seems to have had some lessons, and he's rising in my estimation again. Paris has been my favourite character of his so far... somewhat more human than the others.
Tanuki Yasha – Yes. I suppose. But we need more than one hero as well as Will, and you've been in here for the longest... the other guys are going to get their chances to be heroic as well.
Jedi from Rohan – I will come to your site! I really will! I just keep forgetting, and I'm really busy... gargh, these are all terrible excuses... keep reminding me!
Gilraen Ar-Feiniel – I might be able to fit you in later. Sorry, though. (huggle) (presents with commiserating muffin basket)
Alteng – I thought so! I spent ages trying to think of how they could be cursed, but then I thought 'Hey, not all the pirates in the Caribbean were cursed. Here's a freaky idea... what if they're NOT?' DURN DURN DURN!!!
Come-Undone – YOU'RE MY 100th REVIEWER!! I think... can't be bothered to count them all... anyway, if you are, YAAY!
Elderberry – I... don't know... trying to be different, I guess...
Bev Baudelaire – I'll try to fit it in!
Reasonably Crazy – (pictures the uruk-hai at Helm's Deep playing 'Walking on sunshine.') "Come on everyone! Sing along! You all know the words!" ... now there's a mental image... (collapses giggling)
Pirate-strumpet – That's a very good idea! (lassoes a nearby cow and rides off into the sunset)
Cat Youkai – I got your form, and you're definitely re-entering the story! I've sorted it all out! Hee hee! I'M ORGANIZED!
Tobias – Yes, it was swishy! And I got to swish it! I swished it GOOD!
Bulma Greenleaf – (was distracted by chocolate muffins) What?
La chica mysteriosa – You can send in the form, but I still have quite a few other people who didn't get in that I may try to fit in later, so I don't know if you'll get in. Sorry.
Lady Shinimegami – Yay! I'm revolutionary! Rebel! Rebel! Re- (is dragged away with hand over mouth again)
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Chapter 7 – Marvellous plans, conspiracies and Larry
Team Diana crept up towards the house, Will leading the way, Tanuki walking next to him, closely followed by Gemma, Terreis and Liza. Bringing up the rear was Jackie and Jack Cole. "Do you know where their room is?" asked Will.
Tanuki pulled out a small map. "She drew me a floor plan of the house so that I'd know which window to go to when I came to 'kidnap' her."
"According to this, her room faces the front of the house," said Liza, looking over his shoulder. The group hurried forwards and crouched in the undergrowth next to the drive.
"Looks like the pirates are already inside," whispered Jackie, looking at the broken door. "How are we going to do this?"
"We shouldn't just run in there straight away," said Gemma, seeing Will open his mouth, "The pirates might not know where they are yet; in which case, if they find them first, it'll be harder to rescue them and they might get hurt in the confusion, and if they don't know, two groups'll find them faster than one."
"She's right," agreed Terreis, "Any other ideas?"
There was a thoughtful silence. "I've got a suggestion," said Jack, "How fast can you girls run?"
Half of the pirates were hanging around in the entrance hall of Diana and Hanna's mansion while the others tore the upstairs apart, looking for the girls. Suddenly, as one, they all leapt a foot in the air as they heard a shout from behind them.
"Slean nid!" shouted Jackie from the doorway, Gemma, Liza and Terreis behind her. Bewildered, they turned and looked round at them.
"Y'what?" said one of them.
"Eio ra nid rutcha tha waerlinga nista!" shouted Jackie again in a threatening way, and arched an eyebrow deviously for good measure. The others glanced at each other, then followed suit. The pirates, as they had every right to, continued to stare at them in bewilderment.
"I don't think they understand," said Liza quietly.
"Even I don't," said Gemma. The girls all glanced at each other nervously. Then Terreis crouched down, picked up a stone from the drive, and threw it at the nearest one.
"Ow!" he cried, "What did you do that for?" He was answered by Liza also throwing a stone, which hit another one.
"Ow!" agreed the other pirate, "Stop that!"
The girls just smiled sweetly, turned and started running down the drive. The pirates glanced at each other and gave chase, but the girls had already reached the bushes at the end of the garden. The pirates skidded to a halt near them, looking around bewilderedly. Just as they were about to turn back to the house, Liza stuck her head out of the bush.
"Peek-a-boo!" she called, and vanished back in amongst the leaves. The pirates ran after them.
Will, Tanuki and Jack watched them crash through the bush, the girls staying just ahead of them and leading them away from the house. "They'll keep them busy for hours," said Will, "Come on. At least that's some of them gone."
Stealthily, as stealthily as only Disney heroes can be (much to Jack and Tanuki's surprise, they hadn't realized they'd been elevated to that level yet) they crept up to the front door. Drawing their swords, and pausing only for a second ("Don't fail me, Larry," Tanuki muttered to his sword), they stepped inside.
"Jack, hadn't we better, uh, be going up to the house?" asked Kathryn bewilderedly as Jack continued to heap bottles of rum into their arms. "I'm all for a party when we get back, but right now-"
"Party?" said Jack innocently, "Who said this was for a party?" He then shot a grin at her, a grin which said, 'Haha, I know something you don't, and when you do know you're going to think that I'm soooo cool.'
The people who had been with Jack on the last mission recognized that look and what usually happened after it, and shivered. Mort grabbed Helen's hand.
"Now this actually IS a conspiracy," muttered Eowyn. But finally, after looting several rum stores on the way up the hills and Alex was considering kicking Jack if he made them carry any more, he seemed satisfied. They started to make their way up to the house.
"This is getting boring," complained Gemma as they fought their way through yet another thorny bush, "Can't we just stop now?"
"No! This is fun!" said Terreis.
"For you maybe, but I only ever came because Alex and Frankie made me," protested Gemma, fighting to free her plait from one particularly jagged thorn, "Ow! I wanted to be a seamstress or something. When did they last prune these hedges? They're getting out of control!"
"Bushes need love like everything does," said Liza enigmatically. Suddenly they found themselves bursting out of the bushes into the open grounds behind the house. Behind them, quite a long way off in the bushes, they heard crashing as pirates fought their way through, and occasional cursing. Jackie looked out over the lawn.
"Look! Who's that?" she said, seeing a group of people running across it, away from the house. Terreis and Liza quickly drew their swords, but their suspicions were allayed when they saw one of them waving maniacally at Gemma.
"Oh, it's Team Hanna!" said Terreis, relieved, as Frankie hurled herself from the group at Gemma. "Did you get Hanna?"
"Yes, we did," said Elizabeth, "She's right here. Thanks to my brilliant plan-"
"Actually, it was my brilliant plan," said Anamaria.
"ACTUALLY, ladies, I believe it was my MARVELLOUS plan," said Mro nonchalantly.
"What about Diana and that other girl, Eos?" asked Jackie.
"When we looked back to the window, they were gone," said Bulma, her Wob- Wob jiggling on her shoulder in excitement. Elizabeth raised an eyebrow at it. "I think pirates must have got into the house. We can hope they only ran away, but we don't know..."
"So you're running away from the house – why?" asked Gemma, "Why didn't you go in and help?"
"Because we can't just go charging in," said Anamaria, "I saw the pirates going in. There's some positioned outside the house. If anyone goes in, then they'll go in after them; they're obviously expecting some sort of rescue attempt. If we try to go in that way, we won't stand a chance."
"WHAT?" said Jackie, "But – Will, Tanuki and Jack have just gone in that way!"
"Will?!" said Elizabeth fearfully. Without hesitating she turned and started running towards the front of the house; as one, the group followed. Frankie stopped suddenly, grabbing onto Hanna and Mro.
"Mro! You've just saved Hanna, you don't want to go leading her into trouble again. We should take her back down to the ship."
"But the others-" Mro looked at the house, then back again to Hanna and Frankie. "OK. I'm sure they can handle it." The three of them turned away from the house back towards the drive, Mro and Frankie taking out their swords.
But even as they ran towards the gates, they were seen by a couple of pirates who had just fought their way out of the bushes. The pirates watched them for a second, and then followed them.
"They're coming closer," whispered Diana as they heard the pirates crashing along the hall. She shuffled further behind the chaise-long, where she was hiding with Eos. She also moved her sword into a position where it was easier to defend herself. "What could they want? You haven't gone upsetting any pirates recently, have you?"
"I don't think so," said Eos. But she hesitated, and felt in her pocket for her bead frog, and the two gold beads for eyes.
Suddenly they heard a shout from the hallway below, that sounded different from the usual rowdy hollering of the pirates looking for them. It sounded younger. "That sounded like-" She froze for a second, then leapt out from behind the chaise-long, sword at the ready. Before Eos could stop her, she'd run to the door, pulled it open and run out onto the balcony above the hall.
Below her in the lobby, to her immense surprise, she saw Will, Tanuki and another young man she didn't recognize. She was so surprised at seeing them that she didn't notice that they were fiercely fighting with many pirates, and were outnumbered about three to one. Not that Will was finding that much of a difficulty, but the other two had less experience than them. She looked on in horror as Tanuki was caught off-guard and fell over, his sword skidding away from him across the hall floor.
"Tanuki!" she shouted desperately. All of them stopped fighting and looked up at her; all of the pirates searching upstairs heard and raced from various rooms on the top floor. But Diana didn't hesitate; she vaulted over the balcony onto the hall floor below with such agility that even Will was impressed. Before the pirates had time to react, she'd grabbed onto Tanuki's sword and handed it to him, before pulling him up.
They only had time for a brief smile and handclasp that said more than I could write even in this chapter before the pirates recovered from the surprise and leapt back into action.
"What are you doing here?" she asked as they fought side by side.
"Oh, you know, we were in the area..." shrugged Tanuki, "By the way, Diana, Jack, Jack, Diana."
"Hi," said Jack as he parried one pirate's sword and punched another in the head at the same time.
"He seems nice," said Diana.
"Where's Eos?" called Will, as he jumped onto the head of one pirate, and from there onto the balcony, where he used a belt of a pirate standing on the balcony to swing around onto the chandelier, and then spin round on that, kicking various pirates who came near. The move was so cool that even the enemy pirates stopped to watch.
Diana stared for a moment, then recovered. "I don't know. Why?"
"She's the reason why the pirates are here," said Tanuki, stopping to look at her. "Didn't you know?"
Diana was shocked. Before she could answer, Tanuki quickly stabbed a pirate over her shoulder, who she hadn't noticed was there. "Eos? Why?"
"Didn't she tell you? She's Cirfia's cousin. Anyway, these pirates are after the gold beads in her bead fairy. And yours. And Hanna's. Do you know where they are?"
"Yeah, they're in my room. But the gold beads? Why?"
"Long story, we don't have time for it right now." Tanuki looked towards the stairs. They were clear for now. He turned to Will. "Will! Can you cover us?"
"Of course," said Will, dropping down from the chandelier and spinning to face the other pirates who were in the hallway, and were hovering towards the edges of the room, not eager to fight a man who so obviously had the protection of Disney.
Tanuki and Diana raced through the crowd towards the staircase. Will and Jack, meanwhile, remained in the hallway, fighting off the pirates. Suddenly Elizabeth, Anamaria and the rest of the crews came bursting through the doors.
"Will!" shouted Elizabeth, Bulma, Terreis and Frankie.
"Namesake!" shouted Jackie.
"Holy crud!" said the pirates in the hallway at the entrance of the eight girls and Tobias. When all of those eight girls and Tobias also drew their swords, their profanities changed to much worse ones, which I can't write here for rating reasons. So I'll leave them to your imagination.
Im a Brandybuck – Well, that's where the idea for the title came from. You already knew that. Like I could come up with anything as cool as that! Pretty pretty Legolas indeed. Pretty... pretty... (jerks out of doze) What was I saying?
One of your many fans – Cursed fairies. Now there's a thought...
Theshiz – Ummm... unsliced bread, maybe? Sliced bread was first used in the French Revolution to stop people smuggling notes to Louis XVI in prison in loaves of bread... what was cool around then? Powdered wigs? Guillotines?
Terreis – What really did it, I think, was Orli being a bit conceited in an interview. And the fact he couldn't act all that well. But he seems to have had some lessons, and he's rising in my estimation again. Paris has been my favourite character of his so far... somewhat more human than the others.
Tanuki Yasha – Yes. I suppose. But we need more than one hero as well as Will, and you've been in here for the longest... the other guys are going to get their chances to be heroic as well.
Jedi from Rohan – I will come to your site! I really will! I just keep forgetting, and I'm really busy... gargh, these are all terrible excuses... keep reminding me!
Gilraen Ar-Feiniel – I might be able to fit you in later. Sorry, though. (huggle) (presents with commiserating muffin basket)
Alteng – I thought so! I spent ages trying to think of how they could be cursed, but then I thought 'Hey, not all the pirates in the Caribbean were cursed. Here's a freaky idea... what if they're NOT?' DURN DURN DURN!!!
Come-Undone – YOU'RE MY 100th REVIEWER!! I think... can't be bothered to count them all... anyway, if you are, YAAY!
Elderberry – I... don't know... trying to be different, I guess...
Bev Baudelaire – I'll try to fit it in!
Reasonably Crazy – (pictures the uruk-hai at Helm's Deep playing 'Walking on sunshine.') "Come on everyone! Sing along! You all know the words!" ... now there's a mental image... (collapses giggling)
Pirate-strumpet – That's a very good idea! (lassoes a nearby cow and rides off into the sunset)
Cat Youkai – I got your form, and you're definitely re-entering the story! I've sorted it all out! Hee hee! I'M ORGANIZED!
Tobias – Yes, it was swishy! And I got to swish it! I swished it GOOD!
Bulma Greenleaf – (was distracted by chocolate muffins) What?
La chica mysteriosa – You can send in the form, but I still have quite a few other people who didn't get in that I may try to fit in later, so I don't know if you'll get in. Sorry.
Lady Shinimegami – Yay! I'm revolutionary! Rebel! Rebel! Re- (is dragged away with hand over mouth again)
AND NOW, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS. WELL, TECHNICALLY NOT OUR SPONSORS, BASICALLY THE AUTHOR TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO READ ANOTHER OF HER STORIES.
Have you seen 'Troy'? Coming soon is... (drum roll) The Official Fanfiction University of Troy! For more info, go to my bio!
AND THAT'S ENOUGH ADVERTISING FOR NOW
No it isn't! IT'S NEVER ENOUGH! IT'S (is dragged away with hand over mouth. Again. Dang. Must stop getting into trouble.)