Sleeping with the Enemy
Chapter 1: the after shock
"I hate dumbledor!" Hermione screamed into her pillow. She was just told all muggle-borns must marry into a pureblood Family and Dumbledor arranged her and Malfoy to wed. Harry and Ron and almost all her friends were at her side.
"Hermione are you sure you don't want us to kill Malfoy?" Ron asked
"Do it i don't care" Hermione said face still in her pillow.
"Well Hermione since I don't want to go to Azcabam (?sp) Prison I will give you advice, 1. DON'T let malfoy touch you 2. don't thnk about him and 3.do not and i mean DO NOT fall in love with him" Harry stated, suddenly there was knock on the door. Hermione sighed and got up to answer it, when she opened the door she screamed.
"What are you doing here!!!!" she exclaimed happily and hugged her lifetime best friend, Beth.
"Well i heard about the law and figued you needed my help" Beth had long blonde hair a skinny body and a regular sized chest (A:N/hi beth!!!!). She had twelve bags with her, hermione noticed this and turned to the guys, they groaned and put all bags in hermiones room.
"Everyone this is Beth Kreiser, my must be seperated and birth best friend" everyone greeted her.
"Where are you staying" Beth pointed to the ground,
"here?" hermione asked, beth nodded and she jumped around.
"Wait a minute, your a muggle-born too so who are you marrying?" Hermione asked
"Blaise Zambini" she said simply
"you bitch, i'd rather give you draco malfoy" hemrione said everyone (but beth) was surprised to hear hermione curse.
"listen ho, i ahve seen Draco Malfoy and your getting the better deal" Beth said smiling.
Later that night......
Beth and hermione were sitting on her bed talking. earlyer that day Beth did a charm to make hermione's hair into a million braids.
"hey guess what" beth said
"What" came hemrione voice
"I went out with that consution workers son, you know we ended up in that bed-" beth was cut off.
"did he have to take a number or was the line moving briskfuly" hermione said smirking
"Bitch" beth said and hit her with a pillow
"okay okay go on" Hemrione urged
"honey he dropped his pants and whipped it out all proud and i said 'oh, now were is the rest of it?'" the two girls laughed.
"do you remember that one guy i fixed you up with?" beth asked
"yeah i wander why it never worked out" hemrione said
"oh don't play that shit girl you scared him so much now he t-t-t-talk l-l-l-like t-t-this" beth mimicked
"that is bull" hemrione said
"Remember"
flashback
"No i didn't mean you were uptight" devin said
"oh what did you mean?" hermione asked
"It was a complemant in reverse" devin smiled
"oh in reverse i get it now, do you know the female praymantis bites that head off the male while mating. yeah the go out they date but when they do the dirty she turns his ass into a happy meal, So you might be happy , but you not a happy meal, so i'm moving on to better cuisine, ba bye" she turned away.
"Hold on this is goodbye?" devin called after her, she turned around
"No this isn't goodbye, it's hello in reverse" hemrione said and walked away.
end flashback
"hermione if you would show the d-cups you have and i want you would not be a virgin" Beth said
"Don't go there okay, it's the guys not me" hermione said
"Seems like you two need real men, we could help you there" Came a voice from the doorway, the two girl turned to see their 'fiances' Draco, and Blaise in the doorway.
"love the outfit, Granger" Draco siad, Hermione looked at her nighty which was a short silk dress that was black with red sides. Seeing what she had on she puledher matching robe over it. Beth (wearing the same thing only black and blue) did the same.
"What do you want?" Hermione snapped
"is that anyway to talk to your future husband?"Draco asked smirking
"Hey Beth can see you in my room, maybe we could get to know eachother" blaise said with a suggestive wink.
"Sure" Beth said she whispered to hermione "Don't wait up" "never do why start now" hermione answered. soon Beth and blaise left leaving Hermione and Draco alone hermione sat on her bed.
"well, what do you want" hermione asked
"Nothing from a mudblood" He said, she rose from her feet and tried to slap him but he caught her wrist and twirled her around so her back was against his chest. His other hand was on her mouth.
"Now you call that civil" he whispered in her ear, Hermione bite his hand and he pushed her away.
"You bitch, you almost drew blood you fucken vampire" he said holding his hand.
"So what I should have drawn blood, you grabbing me like that" she said, his hard face relaxled and turned into a smirk.
"Well what way should i grab you then?" He was right behind her again, moving his hand from her shoulder, to her bak, and it rested on her butt. With his other hand was removing her robe.
"Hermione, we're marrying Harry and Ron we need our help" Someone said and entered the room, Hermione noticed it was her two other BFF's Natasha and Destiny.
"Oh is this you fiance'?" Destiny asked smiling
"Yes unfortanatly" hermione as she straighted out her robe.
"Are we inturrupting?" Natasha asked smirking
"No, Malfoy was just leaving" She said and turned to Malfoy to give him the 'Get out now' look and he did.
"hi!" Hermione hugged her friends
"So your marrying my rich friends Harry and Ron huh, here's what i say Ron eats likes a pig, Harry needs to gets laid thats all you need to know" Hermione said ( yes I made them both rich)
"We could do that, see you tomorrow Hermione" the two girls left. Once gone, Hermione went to her calendar and marked the day after graduation as the wedding and went to bed.
(A:N/ I know somethings are weird but think AU, anyway Reveiw)