Elrond
Let me end a topic that has been discussed ever since Lord of the Rings first came out: The reason that I did not destory the ring myself was that it clashed with my wardrobe. Really, is that so hard to understand? I had a certain reputation to uphold! If I had been seen by anyone while in possession of the One Ring, even for a second than I would have been on What Not To Wear quicker than you could say Isilduir's heir! On a sidenote- exactly what is wrong with my eyebrows! They add a certain.... noble presence to my fair, youthful features!
Arwen
Please, it is not my fault that I took Glorfindel's part in the movie! The blame lies on him alone! If that arrogant Bolrag slayer hadn't got thrown from his horse all would have been well! And please, no more hate mail from all you Aragorn fan girls! Its high time you realize that he is MINE! MINE MINE MINE!
Boromir
I have but one question: Why do you authors kill me off again and again and again? Isn't dying once bad enough? Can't you go pluck Theodan from his grave more often instead of me? Can't a guy have a little peace and quiet once he's died? Hm?
Elladen
All I have to say is this: I am the eldest!
Elrohir
I am the oldest! Do not listen to what 'Dan says! And I am of course, the better looking!
Elladen
I believe dear brother that you mistook yourself for me! For as everyone knows, my beauty is above all of the eldar! Even Galadriel and the fair Evenstar!
Haldir
I was not meant to die. My ending was far too abrupt as well! Who would believe that the marchwarden of Lothlorien would be taken down by a lucky blow from an orc! And where was that ranger! Where was he when I needed aid! No doubt he was constructing love ballads to his beloved Arwen!
Aragorn
I was not! I was rushing to your aid!
Haldir
To my aid were you? Well, you sure did a lovely job of aiding me! Or am I just imagining this ax in my back?!
Aragorn
Well, at least I tried
Haldir
Obviously not hard enough! Hmph!
Thank you to all who have reviewed so far! Which at this point is; ElvenMaidenHobbitGirl and Silver Sniper! I thank you for all your kind reviews! This was my first submission to , and was a bit of my guinea pig! I hope to have some of my more detailed stories up soon! I will try to update this soon, I just have to think of who else needs a good rant!