Denethor
Does something smell like burnt pork in here? Ah well. It's probably just me. Faramir! Make yourself useful and go get me some air freshner! Now!
Faramir
Why must you treat me this way father? Can you not show me the same respect as you did Boromir?
Denethor
Speak not his name! You are too unworthy for my beloved son's name to pass your lips
Faramir
He always has been your favorite son! Boromir, Boromir Boromir! I have heard enough of his name to last me a lifetime! It is bad enough to have a name that sounds like his!
Denethor
Oh don't have a hissy fit. He's the only brother you'll ever have. So deal with the fact that you can never compare with him!
Faramir
I can find a different family! In fact its high time that I do! Farewell my former father!
Denethor
Faramir.....before you go.....
Faramir
Yes?
Denethor
Fetch me my airfreshner.
I know! Its horribly short! Please forgive me! I plan to have another chapter up tomorrow. A longer chapter! Of course, I suppose they're not really chapters..... ah well! It's better for me not to think at the moment!
Legolas: When do you ever think?
Aragorn: Does she even have her own brain?
James Norrington: She's got to be the worst author I have ever seen!
Legolas: Why are you here? Don't you have your own fanfictions to be in?
Norrington: Yes well, ever since I managed to lose the Interceptor ...well, its best we not talk about it.
Anyway, to my reviewers I love you all! Thank you so much for taking some time out to review my story! It means so much to me! I find myself becoming a review glutton! Its so satisfying to realize people out there really enjoy my writing!
ElvenMaidenHobbitGirl- Legolas is the prime example of a true man...er, elf male! You can't get more masculine than him! I'm glad someone out there agrees with me!
Silver Sniper- I do plan to write more! I will draw this out as long as its humanly possible!
Jennifer57- I'm glad there's someone out there who enjoys my humor other than me! Thanks for the review!
Earwen of the Elves- Of course I don't mind! Take your idea and run with it as far as you can with my blessing! I can't wait to read whatever you come up with!
Spiritstllionofthecimarro- thank you for your suggestion! I hope you liked Faramir's little mini rant!