Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho; I'm not talented enough to have made
something that good. And I wouldn't be here writing crazy stories now,
would I? The craptacular poem (if it can be called that) in part two is
mine though.
Warnings: OOCness, but that's the whole basis of the story. Also some shounen ai H+K+H ^_^
A/N: This is what happens when you've inhaled too many hair dye fumes and drunk a bit too much pink lemonade.
Chapter 1
Part 1 – Hiei
"Why do I have to get up so inhumanly early for school?" Yusuke yawned hugely for the millionth time this morning. He knew if he skipped school today Keiko would have a fit and he'd spend the rest of the week with a big red handprint on his face. Passing a large windowed storefront, Yusuke looked over...and promptly fell flat on his face. It took a moment for him to get over the severe shock to his system and pull himself off the ground. The Spirit Detective pressed his face against the glass to get a better look. Yup, he wasn't going insane and he'd seen exactly what he thought he'd seen. Hiei was inside. Dressed in his usual black attire and lounging in a chair. There were little bits of foil in his hair, right up in front where his white 'star burst' was. Yusuke snickered, 'So it isn't natural!' He also noticed the miniscule fire demons hands were being massaged and manicured by a rather pleasant looking older woman. He wondered if she really knew what was seated in the chair. 'Should I or shouldn't I?' Yusuke pondered. But then, he didn't want to die a premature death either. Anyway, it would be so much more fun to tell everyone about it.
Part 2 – Jin
Hiei grumbled darkly as he flitted from one roof to another. Damn Yusuke, he was going to die a painfully slow death. At least that was his plan, but so far Kurama had managed to 'talk' him out of it every time he even thought of bringing up the subject or acting on it. Hiei grumbled some more when he stopped on the roof of a small coffee shop. You could smell the caffeine in the air. Hiei decided to go in and grab a chocolate brownie frappachino. Yum. He patted a pocket, checking to see if he had any money. Satisfied with the lump in his pocket (no dirty thoughts now children!) he left the roof and entered the shop. Getting into the ridiculously long line, Hiei looked around. Several of the humans were seated around a small platform. Some kind of stage or something, he guessed. A mopy, gaunt looking girl was going on about how life was like a dead flower or some such thing. Boring. The line moved forward a whole six inches. Hiei began to wonder if it was worth it. He breathed in the coffee laden air. Yeah, it was worth it. The depressing girl finally left the platform and was replaced by...someone very familiar. 'Jin?!?' Hiei's jaw would have dropped in surprise at the sight of the Wind Master if he weren't so in control of his expressions. Jin's hair was still red as could be, his blue eyes still sparkled merrily, but he was dressed entirely in black. After reaching the stage the red headed shinobi cleared his throat.
"Darker than the brink of death
This shadow in my heart.
Not lover's touch, not sweet caress
Does shift its cold embrace.
My heart does yearn and feelings burn
Just like the dragon's flame."
Hiei blinked, what was up with him? This was so unlike the usually happy...often disgustingly happy...Shinobi no Kaze. He moved forward in line another six inches as he watched.
"So the heat and cold collide
And we're left with..."
Jin paused, picking up a bottle of water and taking a large drink. A very large drink. People began shifting uncomfortably. His cheek bulging with water, Jin looked at his audience before spraying them with his drink.
"A rainstorm!"
Cackling maniacally, he swiftly left the coffee shop before anyone could even really gather what had happened. Hiei sweatdropped and shook his head. Ok, maybe nothing changed.
End Chapter 1
A/N: Yeah, Jin wasn't too OOC and Hiei's chapter was shorter but I just couldn't drag it out any further than that. R&R Let me know what you'd like to see!
Warnings: OOCness, but that's the whole basis of the story. Also some shounen ai H+K+H ^_^
A/N: This is what happens when you've inhaled too many hair dye fumes and drunk a bit too much pink lemonade.
Chapter 1
Part 1 – Hiei
"Why do I have to get up so inhumanly early for school?" Yusuke yawned hugely for the millionth time this morning. He knew if he skipped school today Keiko would have a fit and he'd spend the rest of the week with a big red handprint on his face. Passing a large windowed storefront, Yusuke looked over...and promptly fell flat on his face. It took a moment for him to get over the severe shock to his system and pull himself off the ground. The Spirit Detective pressed his face against the glass to get a better look. Yup, he wasn't going insane and he'd seen exactly what he thought he'd seen. Hiei was inside. Dressed in his usual black attire and lounging in a chair. There were little bits of foil in his hair, right up in front where his white 'star burst' was. Yusuke snickered, 'So it isn't natural!' He also noticed the miniscule fire demons hands were being massaged and manicured by a rather pleasant looking older woman. He wondered if she really knew what was seated in the chair. 'Should I or shouldn't I?' Yusuke pondered. But then, he didn't want to die a premature death either. Anyway, it would be so much more fun to tell everyone about it.
Part 2 – Jin
Hiei grumbled darkly as he flitted from one roof to another. Damn Yusuke, he was going to die a painfully slow death. At least that was his plan, but so far Kurama had managed to 'talk' him out of it every time he even thought of bringing up the subject or acting on it. Hiei grumbled some more when he stopped on the roof of a small coffee shop. You could smell the caffeine in the air. Hiei decided to go in and grab a chocolate brownie frappachino. Yum. He patted a pocket, checking to see if he had any money. Satisfied with the lump in his pocket (no dirty thoughts now children!) he left the roof and entered the shop. Getting into the ridiculously long line, Hiei looked around. Several of the humans were seated around a small platform. Some kind of stage or something, he guessed. A mopy, gaunt looking girl was going on about how life was like a dead flower or some such thing. Boring. The line moved forward a whole six inches. Hiei began to wonder if it was worth it. He breathed in the coffee laden air. Yeah, it was worth it. The depressing girl finally left the platform and was replaced by...someone very familiar. 'Jin?!?' Hiei's jaw would have dropped in surprise at the sight of the Wind Master if he weren't so in control of his expressions. Jin's hair was still red as could be, his blue eyes still sparkled merrily, but he was dressed entirely in black. After reaching the stage the red headed shinobi cleared his throat.
"Darker than the brink of death
This shadow in my heart.
Not lover's touch, not sweet caress
Does shift its cold embrace.
My heart does yearn and feelings burn
Just like the dragon's flame."
Hiei blinked, what was up with him? This was so unlike the usually happy...often disgustingly happy...Shinobi no Kaze. He moved forward in line another six inches as he watched.
"So the heat and cold collide
And we're left with..."
Jin paused, picking up a bottle of water and taking a large drink. A very large drink. People began shifting uncomfortably. His cheek bulging with water, Jin looked at his audience before spraying them with his drink.
"A rainstorm!"
Cackling maniacally, he swiftly left the coffee shop before anyone could even really gather what had happened. Hiei sweatdropped and shook his head. Ok, maybe nothing changed.
End Chapter 1
A/N: Yeah, Jin wasn't too OOC and Hiei's chapter was shorter but I just couldn't drag it out any further than that. R&R Let me know what you'd like to see!