Disclaimer: Still dun own anything. I wanna own Jin dernit He'd be fun to have around the house!! Ahem...anyways. ;)
Genre: Humor, TWT
Warnings: I can't warn you. It would ruin everything! Though Kuwabara fans (yes, all three of you) can blame Shrek 2 for his part.
Chapter 2
Part 1 – Kuwabara
"Hhhhmmm," Jin sighed contentedly as he floated among the low clouds. Ningenkai wasn't half bad, really. Even on overcast days like this it beat the hell out of the Makai. The red headed wind master dropped out of the sky in the middle of a park. He was no longer dressed in his shinobi clothing, or his little black number from the coffee house. Ahh, the coffee house. Now that was fun! He grinned and ruffled his already disheveled hair to cover his horn as he set off at a leisurely pace. Outside of the glimpse he'd had of Hiei, Jin hadn't run into any of the Reikai Tantei. Pity that. It would be fun to see them again. Especially Yusuke.
His grin grew at the glances and giggles he got from some of the groups of girls he'd passed. Hands behind his head, Jin stared absently at the clouds passing overhead. Too bad Touya didn't want to come along. The short ice master was so sour. He really did need to lighten up. So lost in though was our kawaii horned shinobi, that he didn't notice the figure stepping out of a store carrying a very stuffed bag. The two collided, the stuffed bag spraying its contents all over the sidewalk. "Sorry 'bout that." Jin rubbed his head and looked at who he'd run into. He was surprised to see a familiar high cheek-boned face. Kuwabara was so distracted that it took a moment for Jin's presence to register. "Oh, um, hi. No, it's okay." The carrot top was busily trying to stuff the items that were spread about the sidewalk back into their bag before anyone noticed. And he was doing a good job...except for one thing. One of the frilly items was currently hanging from Jin's horn. Said horned one was currently removing and examining it. It was the laciest, frilliest piece of ladies' undergarments that ever existed. Kuwabara's face was beginning to turn a shade close to that of Jin's hair while he sputtered incoherently.
"T-t-t-that's not mine! These are for my sister! She's sick at home and made me go get them for her..." The lame excuses trailed off when he noticed Jin staring at his backside. "What?!" His hands flew to cover himself as he glared, redfaced, at the wind master. "Your sister's are they?" Jin pointed at the waistband of Kuwabara's pants. "Then what's that?" Sticking up at the back of the bad Elvis impersonator's pants was an incriminating two square inches of fabric with a few strings attached. The dreaded t-bar. Kuwabara gripped his bagful of feminine unmentionables and ran like his chain smoking sister was about to open a can of Shizuru style whoop ass on him, leaving Jin staring after him, still holding the pair of panties.
Part 2 – Kurama
"D-dammit!" Kuwabara grumbled as he walked. It had been two weeks now since the panty incident. Jin had mercifully returned to the Makai without telling anyone about his little 'hobby'. Though just because he'd been found out didn't mean he'd stopped. There was still a stash of frilly, Victoria's Secret items in the crawl space in his closet. 'Closet,' he thought with disgust, 'everyone would think I'm gay if they knew.' That train of thought was cut off sharply. Kuwabara found himself deep within the woods that surrounded the park. The area was fairly familiar; it was where Kurama usually went to train.
It was almost dead quit, with only the occasional bit of bird song interrupting the silence. An uneasy feeling crept over him as he tried to remember which way led back to the park proper. Kuwabara always had a feeling that some deadly Makai plant would attack him at any moment, even though he knew Kurama would never allow such a plant in a public place like this. It still creeped him out, though. As he walled in what he hoped was the right direction, Mr. I'm So Macho and No I DON'T Wear Ladies Underpants kept his senses on alert. Not well enough, it seemed. He walked around a particularly large tree and all but tripped over Kurama. The redhead was crouched over a container on the ground. "Kuwabara-kun!" Kurama jumped up, tipping the container over in his haste. "What are you doing here?" Kuwabara was busy staring at the blue liquid that was spreading over the ground and the familiar yellow and black-labeled green container next to the one that was on its side. "You use Miracle Grow?" Our youko in ningen guise was looking extremely uncomfortable. "I was...trying to see what effect ningen fertilizers would have on Makai plants." Yeah, that's it. Smart boy. He hoped Kuwabara would buy his story.
"But why? Your powers can do more than this stuff can." Carrot Top's distant relative crouched and picked up the plant food. The container was almost empty, which must mean something. The little hamster on it's spinning wheel inside his head was running flat out. "Yes, but I was...bored. So I decided to experiment." The hamster tripped. "I guess that makes sense. Yeah." Kurama sighed inwardly, 'Safe!' Kuwabara set the container back on the ground. "Um, how do I get out of here?" A slightly dirt smeared hand pointed, "That way." Nodding his thanks, Kuwabara headed back towards the park.
A/N: Ha ha! I managed to finish chapter 2! I'm so proud of myself. Though I don't think anyone's even reading this story. Throw me a review...please? ::big sad eyes::
Genre: Humor, TWT
Warnings: I can't warn you. It would ruin everything! Though Kuwabara fans (yes, all three of you) can blame Shrek 2 for his part.
Chapter 2
Part 1 – Kuwabara
"Hhhhmmm," Jin sighed contentedly as he floated among the low clouds. Ningenkai wasn't half bad, really. Even on overcast days like this it beat the hell out of the Makai. The red headed wind master dropped out of the sky in the middle of a park. He was no longer dressed in his shinobi clothing, or his little black number from the coffee house. Ahh, the coffee house. Now that was fun! He grinned and ruffled his already disheveled hair to cover his horn as he set off at a leisurely pace. Outside of the glimpse he'd had of Hiei, Jin hadn't run into any of the Reikai Tantei. Pity that. It would be fun to see them again. Especially Yusuke.
His grin grew at the glances and giggles he got from some of the groups of girls he'd passed. Hands behind his head, Jin stared absently at the clouds passing overhead. Too bad Touya didn't want to come along. The short ice master was so sour. He really did need to lighten up. So lost in though was our kawaii horned shinobi, that he didn't notice the figure stepping out of a store carrying a very stuffed bag. The two collided, the stuffed bag spraying its contents all over the sidewalk. "Sorry 'bout that." Jin rubbed his head and looked at who he'd run into. He was surprised to see a familiar high cheek-boned face. Kuwabara was so distracted that it took a moment for Jin's presence to register. "Oh, um, hi. No, it's okay." The carrot top was busily trying to stuff the items that were spread about the sidewalk back into their bag before anyone noticed. And he was doing a good job...except for one thing. One of the frilly items was currently hanging from Jin's horn. Said horned one was currently removing and examining it. It was the laciest, frilliest piece of ladies' undergarments that ever existed. Kuwabara's face was beginning to turn a shade close to that of Jin's hair while he sputtered incoherently.
"T-t-t-that's not mine! These are for my sister! She's sick at home and made me go get them for her..." The lame excuses trailed off when he noticed Jin staring at his backside. "What?!" His hands flew to cover himself as he glared, redfaced, at the wind master. "Your sister's are they?" Jin pointed at the waistband of Kuwabara's pants. "Then what's that?" Sticking up at the back of the bad Elvis impersonator's pants was an incriminating two square inches of fabric with a few strings attached. The dreaded t-bar. Kuwabara gripped his bagful of feminine unmentionables and ran like his chain smoking sister was about to open a can of Shizuru style whoop ass on him, leaving Jin staring after him, still holding the pair of panties.
Part 2 – Kurama
"D-dammit!" Kuwabara grumbled as he walked. It had been two weeks now since the panty incident. Jin had mercifully returned to the Makai without telling anyone about his little 'hobby'. Though just because he'd been found out didn't mean he'd stopped. There was still a stash of frilly, Victoria's Secret items in the crawl space in his closet. 'Closet,' he thought with disgust, 'everyone would think I'm gay if they knew.' That train of thought was cut off sharply. Kuwabara found himself deep within the woods that surrounded the park. The area was fairly familiar; it was where Kurama usually went to train.
It was almost dead quit, with only the occasional bit of bird song interrupting the silence. An uneasy feeling crept over him as he tried to remember which way led back to the park proper. Kuwabara always had a feeling that some deadly Makai plant would attack him at any moment, even though he knew Kurama would never allow such a plant in a public place like this. It still creeped him out, though. As he walled in what he hoped was the right direction, Mr. I'm So Macho and No I DON'T Wear Ladies Underpants kept his senses on alert. Not well enough, it seemed. He walked around a particularly large tree and all but tripped over Kurama. The redhead was crouched over a container on the ground. "Kuwabara-kun!" Kurama jumped up, tipping the container over in his haste. "What are you doing here?" Kuwabara was busy staring at the blue liquid that was spreading over the ground and the familiar yellow and black-labeled green container next to the one that was on its side. "You use Miracle Grow?" Our youko in ningen guise was looking extremely uncomfortable. "I was...trying to see what effect ningen fertilizers would have on Makai plants." Yeah, that's it. Smart boy. He hoped Kuwabara would buy his story.
"But why? Your powers can do more than this stuff can." Carrot Top's distant relative crouched and picked up the plant food. The container was almost empty, which must mean something. The little hamster on it's spinning wheel inside his head was running flat out. "Yes, but I was...bored. So I decided to experiment." The hamster tripped. "I guess that makes sense. Yeah." Kurama sighed inwardly, 'Safe!' Kuwabara set the container back on the ground. "Um, how do I get out of here?" A slightly dirt smeared hand pointed, "That way." Nodding his thanks, Kuwabara headed back towards the park.
A/N: Ha ha! I managed to finish chapter 2! I'm so proud of myself. Though I don't think anyone's even reading this story. Throw me a review...please? ::big sad eyes::