The Happily Ever After Collection

Authors Note: Hey thanks for all the awesome reviews. This story isn't quite as funny...I really just wanted to make fun of Laurana...so enjoy!

The Princess Who Wanted to Be Human

Under the deep sheltering forest of Qualnesti lived a beautiful princess name Laurnathalasalafasabiwabi. But her friends called her Laurana...she didn't have many friends, mainly woodland animals such as rabbits and squirrels. Anyhow Laurana loved to watch the humans travel on the roads, rowdy and exciting. Their was one human, or should I say half human that she particularly loved to watch, Tanis Half- Elven. Unfortunately this whole flirtation incident got him pretty much kicked out of Elven lands, Laurana knew it was just because he didn't approve of humans. So many interesting human gadgets made their way into her hidden forest clove. Her best friends a rabbit named, Sebastony and a squirrel named Cheeker brought her these hidden treasures and together they marveled at their glory. Their was a bottle of strong ale, none of that wimpy wine for humans, an old smelly boot from either a soldier or a prostitute she had seen in a group with Tanis, and those were just a few of their marvelous riches. Sebastony was supposed to be her royal guard, however her father wasn't the brightest gem in the treasure chest and he didn't seem to realize a rabbit wasn't the best guard, but that didn't matter to her. In fact it made it easier for her to go see Tanis. Cheeker was terrified of getting in trouble and was terribly worried every time Laurana snuck off to watch Tanis and the others live the interesting human life.

One day a jealous elven man saw her watching Tanis and told her father.

"You will stay away from those terrible humans Laurnathalasalafasabiwabi!" he demanded angrily. Laurana ran away crying and hid in her clove. Sebastony and Cheeker were terribly worried when she didn't return to the palace for bed so they ran to the clove and what they saw gave them a terrible start. Their was their beautiful Princess wearing a strange walnut shaped necklace speaking to a scary man in black robes waving his arms frighteningly.

"Sing!" he demanded in a shrill insane voice. And Laurana did just that causing trees to wilt, Sebastony and Cheeker to cover their ears crying and the man in black robes screamed as if in supreme agony. "Ugh stop singing! Gods have mercy on my poor ears." The man said covering his pointed ears.

Laurana tried to exclaim that he was an elf and not a girl scout selling peppermint cookies who just wanted to hear her pretty voice when she realized her voice was gone.

"Oh no!" Sebastony said. "It is the evil dark elf wizard Dalamar and he has stolen our princesses voice. Then Cheeker shrieked.

"And made her ugly with rounded ears!" The little squirrel said in a panic. Laurana took out her looking glass and looked at her reflection, she wasn't ugly, she was human! She jumped up and down excitedly but now due to her clumsy form she broke several sticks and made a horribly loud raucous. Several elven scouts came running at the noise thinking it was ogres. When they saw the human they apprehended her for questioning. Unable to speak they assumed she was a mute. When she was brought up in front of elven court they declared her an imposter dressed as the Princess who had been kidnapped. Unable to defend herself Laurana was given the worst punishment known to all those who lived in Krynn, she was sent to Goodlund with no way to escape and entrusted to a kender family consisting of 45 chattery members. Dalamar escaped safely and used the Princesses voice in plot to frame Silvanesti for her murder and he lived happily ever after. No one ever heard from Princess Laurnathalasalafasabiwabi again and that was okay, because she was sort of annoying and no one really liked her. In fact it turns out their was no Cheeker or Sebastony, she was just a weird, obsessed freak...The end