A/N: Yaaaaaaay, Chapter 11! It's about time I typed it up! I love this chapter, this is where I get REALLY random!
Teek: Only you would----merf...
Me: ((sapped duct tape over Teek's mouth so she wouldn't spoil the hyper surprise)) Shut up, Teek, or you're gonna ruin it!
Teek: Merf... ((rips off duct tape))YEOWCH! I'm gonna kill you next time you pull that trick on me, Twerp!
Me:P
Chapter 11 (A/N: Yattaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!)
(A/N: Okay, never ever ever ever ask your parents how it got to be 9:00 already. My dad just said "Time's fun when you're having flies." My family is totally nuts...)
Later that day, Sora and Kairi cornered Riku and demanded to know what had happened. Well, Kairi demanded, and Sora watched.
"Nothing! Honest!"
"Yeah right, Riku! If nothing happened, why were you in there so early, huh?"
"What are you thinking, Kairi?"
"Never mind that! What were you doing in there?"
"Yeah, Riku, what happened?"
"I told you already! Nothing happened!"
"Then why was she crying!"
"Now Kairi, don't sound so accusing, I didn't do anyth--"
"SPILL IT, BUSTER! WHY WAS SHE CRYING!"
"I had a nightmare, that's all."
"WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE!"
"Five minutes ago. Geese, could you guys possibly get any louder? My ears are ringing..."
"Mi-- Kage, you should still be in bed!"
"What, with all this racket? You guys are loud enough to wake the dead."
"Hey, it's now my fault. They cornered me and started asking me questions like I was on trial or something!"
"Well if you hadn't been in there so early in the first place we--"
"He had his excuses, okay Kairi? Give 'im a break!"
"We have a right to know, Kage!"
"Yes, and Riku has a right, too. It's called the 'Right to remain Silent'."
"'Right to remain SILENT'!"
"Yeah. 'You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.' Or, in this case, a Court of Kairi."
"Oh for crying out loud!"
"You've done enough of that already, Kairi."
By now Kairi was getting pretty ticked. And Riku honestly couldn't figure out why. Not that he was trying very hard... Kairi started blustering incoherently, which is a lot of fun to say!
"But-- You-- I-- But-- I'M GONNA FIND OUT EVENTUALLY ANYWAY! Why can't you just tell me now, huh?"
"If he really wanted to, he'd have told you already. And as you said, you're gonna find out eventually anyway, so what's the harm in waiting a little longer, huh?"
"Kage, I'm warning you!"
"'Bout what?"
About then Kairi started moving her mouth like a landed fish, then stalked off in a rage. Sora, however, was still standing there, looking distinctly bored.
"I suppose you're gonna pry too, Sora?"
"Naw," Sora said, putting his hands behind his head. "It's none of my business anyway."
"I wish Kairi would get that. Honestly, the way she was acting you'd think she was jealous! And she has nothing to be jealous about!" After saying that, Mizu and Riku looked right into each others eyes, then both looked away before either could blush. "Anyway, I wonder how long she'll stay mad at me?"
"Aw, it'll blow over. Eventually. ... Hopefully..."
"Oh, that's comforting, Sora. Oh well. I doubt it's the first time someone's gotten steamed at me."
"Betcha it is!"
"You're on, Sora!"
"That's a strange thing to bet on..."
"Oh, like we're anywhere near normal, Riku. So, Sora, how much you willin' t' bet?"
"Um... Loser has to... uh..."
"I said 'how much?' not 'what's the penalty?'"
"You don't have any munny to bet with anyway!"
"Loser has to kiss a fish." RANDOMNESS! ((insert musical notes, hearts, and stars in here.))
"Ugh! Riku! That's gross!"
"Sorry, Kage, it was the best I could think of."
"Okay, loser has to kiss a fish," said Sora, sounding slightly disgusted.
"Pucker up, bud! I see a fish now! Might wanna kiss it here in front of me and Riku instead of in public when you lose!"
"No way, Kage! I hope you like sushi, 'cause I'm gonna win this!"
"This is kind of funny when you think about it."
"No thought involved, Riku!" That was Mizu.
"Obviously." And that was Riku.
"What's that supposed ta mean!"
A/N: Boy, Rebecca didn't agree with that scene...
Teek: You probably shouldn't have said "random fish" when she asked about it.
Me: Aw, shaddap.
Mizu: Why would Sora kiss Rebecca? Oooh, Bobbi, you should draw that and give it to her!
Me: ((rotflmao)) I should! I should! Oh, that would be great!
Teek: You shouldn't have suggested it, Kage.
Mizu: ((is currently looking like a cat with a bowl of cream in front of it)) Don't I just know it!
Bloopers
Scene: Kairi corners Riku
Kairi: If nothing happened, what were you doing in there so early, huh?
Riku: Wouldn't you like to know? ((wink))
Kairi: ((blushes))
Director: Riku, behave!
Scene: Mizu shows up
Riku: M--Kage, you should be in bed!
Mizu: Only if you come with me. ((wink))
Riku: ((blushes))
Director: CUT! Why did I take this job?