Soon enough, lunch came. Diamond and Pippin were being a little too romantic, and were feeding each other apples. Arwen and Eowyn were arguing over who spent more time perfecting their hair. Rosie was so glad to see Sam; she gave all of her kids money to buy lunch with, because it would take too long to make 13 lunches. Faramir and Goldylocks were sitting in a corner making out, and the rest were gossiping.
"Can you believe Diamond let's her son do that, and can you believe Rosie lets him?" said Eowyn
Ancalagon was having trouble resisting eating all of these people, and for once Bill was being followed around.
"Almost at second base" said Frodo staring into the corner.
"Don't stare, it's impolite" said Arwen
"Don't stare, it's impolite" said Frodo mimicking her in a girly voice.
"Stop that!"
"Stop that!"
"Shut up!"
"Bite me!"
"Blow me"
"ALRIGHT ENOUGH!" yelled Galadriel
"That's my girl," said Celeborn walking by. Then Haldir walked by and winked at her.
"You should really divorce him, uughhh, I can't believe I'm related to him! Eewww" said Arwen
"Hey at least you don't have to share the bed with him, and listen to him snore" she shuddered
"HeeHee" Pippin and Diamond were giggling happily.
"Awww, they're such a cute couple," said Estella "I miss Merry, he's always busy, but when he comes home, he sweeps me off my feet, and then—"
"OK, don't think we need to know the rest," said Arwen. Estella had a dreamy look on her face. She probably had her own personal porno magazine of Merry stashed up in her head.
"Alright, second base," said Frodo out of the blue
"What?" said Arwen, she looked into the corner "Oh honestly, can't you two do that somewhere else, I'm mean, eeeewww, in front of your parents"
They both went into the girls' bathroom.
"Let's go to the library," said Estella
"I can't believe our librarian's a spider," said Diamond
"Well, it's better than a crabby middle-aged woman," said Eowyn
They went into the library and found Celebrian and Elanor (Sam's daughter) reading a magazine. Shelob was scuttering around putting books in their places. Every one was very quiet in the library, because they were afraid that she might eat them.
"What do we have after lunch?" asked Celebrian
"Home Ec." Said Estella
"Oh I hate Lobelia, she's such an old hag" said Elanor
"No duh, and she always favors Lotho, because he's her son, like eewww" said Eowyn, she saw Faramir looking at her. "Hmph" she turned away crossing her arms.
"Why are you so mad at him?" asked Estella "How could you be mad at that cutie?"
"Because, he said the carrots from my garden tasted old,"
"Uh, are you talking literally or figuratively here?" asked Diamond
"Literally, you dope" said Eowyn
"You're mad at him for that, maybe the soil you using wasn't healthy," said Diamond "Get over it already"
"Fine, whatever, lets go," said Eowyn
RING!
They went into the classroom, and it never smelled very good. It was ssooo boring. Lotho glanced at Diamond "Eeww, he looked at me" her and Estella were giggling.
RING!
"So are we going to have another ""get-together" soon?" asked Diamond
"Sure let's go right now, and skip last period," said Estella excitedly.
All the girls were in Estella's house.
"Come on! Bring out the Weed!" yelled Diamond
"How did you get this if Merry doesn't let you smoke the weed that Sam grows?" asked Arwen
"WHAT!?" yelled Rosie
"Uh...don't worry, he doesn't smoke it" said Diamond lying.
"Oh, good" said Rosie relieved.
"So how did you find it?" asked Eowyn
"Well I'll tell you," said Estella
It was a beautiful afternoon, but Estella was inside doing her regular cleaning of the house. She was now cleaning her bedroom, and she noticed a crack in the bottom corner of the wall.
"Hmm, what's this?" said Estella.
She dug around in the crack with her finger, and a section of the wall came out, and it wasn't empty. There were bags of weed in it. There was also a note on top of it.
Dear Merry,
I thought you might like some weed that I've been growing illegally, well, soon it wont be illegal, I'll make a new law, that makes it legal, but not if they tell my wife. Don't tell your wife either, or she might tell Rosie, and I'll get in big trouble.
Enjoy,
Samwise Gamgee
This must have been before he was famous and made that law. The law was that if anybody told Rosie or Rosie's friends about it, they would go to jail. Rosie's friends eventually found out, but they promised not to tell her. So Estella never told Merry that she found the stash, but she used it wisely, sparing it until she felt like having some. Along with the bags, there was also some crack, probably made by Saruman the unwise. So she added some to her delicious apple deserts, which she made for her girly parties of smoking weed.