"And that's how" said Estella, but when she told the story, she left Sam's letter out of it, because his wife was listening.
"Merry never noticed it disappearing?" asked Celebrian
"Nope, ha, It's like maybe he had other stashes around, and that was the emergency one, ha ha," Estella was just joking, but sometimes jokes come true, you'll find out later on.
They heard somebody open the door, and their eyes went wide.
"Hey girls, wazzup" said Aragorn
"Oh sweety you're home!" said Arwen delightedly. She went up to him and gave him a big kiss. The girls rolled their eyes. Their kiss was getting a little out of hand.
"Hey hot stuff," said Eowyn walking by him to the kitchen, his gaze following her.
"Don't look at her" said Arwen
"Hey, you're smoking pot," he said for a good come back. She noticed he was hiding something behind his back.
"What's this?" she said pulling it away from him "A PLAYBOY! You don't love me anymore do you, you love naked pictures of other women, and flirting with my friends!"
"That's not true, I only bought this for something to read, and you know I could never stop lovin' you babe" he said grinning, and he knew that trick would work, because he had used it many other times, to cheer her up, and it made him irresistible. She giggled and blushed, and the girls were again rolling their eyes.
"So, call it even?" he asked
"Sure, want some pot?"
"How could I say no to that?"
"You know, Tom is so annoying, he keeps bugging me, and trying to flirt with me, aren't you mad at him Goldberry?" asked Pearl
"Not really, because now he's completely ignoring me, and I like it,"
"At least you son isn't dating a slut," said Diamond
"Hey! He's dating my daughter," said Rosie
"Oh...right...well, she is a slut!" said Daimond
"I suppose," said Rosie agreeing
"Who's babysitting all your kids Rosie?" asked Galadriel
"Daisy" said Rosie. Daisy was Sam's sister.
"She's kind of a slut too" said Elanor
"Yeah" said Rosie "You know I think Goldylocks is sneaking out at night"
"I guess that explains all the racket I hear at night" said Diamond
"You know they should just get married, and find their own burrow to make racket in," said Goldberry
"Yeah, I'm getting really sick of their mushiness, once I saw her pretending that Hamfast (Sam's son) was Faramir Jr. and he was asking her to marry him, it was funny, but I guess that means she's ready to get married," said Eowyn
After a few hours they all started to get high. Aragorn and Arwen were so high that they fell of their chairs while they were making out.
"Pretty's are horses" said Eowyn
"Ya and Tweets go bird, bird," said Goldberry
"No, Birds go bird, bird," said Estella
"No, Birds go tweet, tweet," said Rosie
"Oh Yeah" said all of them
"I think we should all home go now," said Celebrian
"Remember to door the lock," said Estella bumping into the wall on her way to her room. Aragorn swept Arwen off her feet, and Brego was at the door ready to bear them home. Diamond and Rosie didn't get too high that easily, so they were actually able to open their front doors, if they found their home that is. Celebrian, Elanor, Galadriel and Goldberry were skipping and singing the whole way home. When Eowyn got home, Faramir was sitting on the doorstep.
"Hey...how you doin?" said Eowyn waving her arm very stupidly.
"Hey, are you on drugs?"
"Yah duh, are you?"
"Like ya man!" he said stupidly "Now come to bed"
"Ok" she tripped on her way, but managed to get to her bed before she passed out from dope. The only time they actually talked to each other was when they were either high, or drunk.
Eowyn woke up the next morning and couldn't remember much. She also had something strange written on her hand: 'ï