Kirune: Disclaimer!THE SLACKER THAT IS THE AUTHORESS DOES NOT AND NEVER WILL OWN INUYASHA!AND GOOD GOD BELOVED I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THE DAMN HOMEWORK!!!!!throws confetti
Achica:Uh-huh..only cuz I'm sick you idiot..-continues to play with her hamster-
All Your Ramen!
InuYasha sat in Kagome's home,mindlessly playing with her fat(me:yet so adorable I could die...)cat,Buyo.He stretched his arms in all directions,causing the cat to yowl and hiss.The hanyou laughed in response and continued his little game.
Soon,a very,very familiar smell drifted to his sensitive nose.InuYasha's amber eyes widened and drool threatened to escape his mouth.
"InuYasha!"Kagome called,opening the sliding door leading to her dining room.In her hands was a bowl of something steaming hot.
"MY LOVE!"InuYasha cried,dropping the cat and taking a leap toward the schoolgirl.Kagome blinked,blushed,and shrieked angrily as clawed hands swiped for the ramen.
The dog whimpered in failure as the ramen was hid behind Kagome's back,and a threat of a 'sit'ing was hanging in the air.He sat like a househould dog was and pouted.With the adorable puppy dog eyes and all."But Kagome..I want the ramen!".
"I have another bowl cooking for myself.And I..uh..want us to eat together!So..,"She paused looking at the clock,"In fifteen minutes,I'll come back and we'll eat together!How does that sound?"She said happily,ignoring his stammers of protest.She placed the bowl on the table and walked from the room.
InuYasha snickered sinisterly and closed in on his 'prey.
Instantly Kagome's head appeared in the doorway."SIT!"She commanded and the hanyou's face plumetted into the carpet."I told you we were eating TO-GETH-ER!God you so stubborn!"She fumed."If I come back and that ramen has been touched YOU'RE GONNA GET IT INUYASHA!".
Kagome turned on her heel and stomped out of the room.
InuYasha grumbled,waiting for the effects of the sit to wear off."Dammit Kagome!"He grumbled,tapping his claws on the floor.
Instanly,an idea struck him."I know!I can do something to take my mind off the food!".
He triumphantly hopped to his feet and began to search for something to do.Phonebooks,address books,manga,magazine,etc. went flying over his shoulder as InuYasha searched for something to occupy himself with."Aha!I know how to work this thing!"He said happily.
The dog hanyou tugged out a boombox from the cabinet and placed it on the corner of the table opposite of the ramen."Now lemme see..".
InuYasha poked the 'ON' button and grinned proudly as people's voices escaped the modern machine.He poked and prodded until a metallic -click- was heard.He had turned on the tape player.
An english singer's voice filled the room.
InuYasha felt his foot start tapping to the tune of the lady's song.He bobbed his head from side to side until finally,he couldn't take it anymore.
Jumping to his feet,he grabbed the remote and belted out:
"You make me wanna la la in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a french maid
When I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more!
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can meet me on an aero-plane
Or in the back of the bus
You can throw me like a boomerang
I'll come back and beat you up!!!
Oh, I have waited here for you
Dont, keep me waiting!!!
You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a french maid
When I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more
You make me wanna,you make me wanna...SCREAM!!!!"
(me:god bless his Ashlee Simpson loving soul! XD)
InuYasha continued singing the song until it ended and flopped back into his chair.He chuckled and turned off the boombox.
"Now I don't have anything to do again!"He grumbled,shoving his arms into the sleeves of his haori(me:kimono..thingie)
Once again,the ominous scent of the ramen caught his nose and his eyes traveled over to the tasty bowel of noodles.
"NO!I WILL NOT FALL INTO TEMPTATION!"InuYasha yelled,pulling on his ears.
'I know..I know..I've gotta think..think of something else!',he thought."Yeah!That'll do!"He said aloud.
At the moment,Buyo walked into the room with Souta's Samurai action figure in his mouth.InuYasha's face broke into a crazed grin.
"I KNOW!"He shrieked,causing the poor kitty to bolt from the room,"SAMURAI KITTY!".
"Sa..mu..rai..Kitty!Sa..mu..rai..KITTY!"InuYasha sung."Oh..look at it!The Samurai Kitty!Gotta love the FAT SA..MU..RAI..KITTY-CAT!"
He continued with his happy little theme song.
Achica:Ah..so this is what happens to poor Inu-chan when deprived of the ramen..DAMN YOU KAGOME!-burns a voodoo doll-.Ehe..sorry about that.Anyway,R and R if you will!
I'm putting up the second chapter when I feel like it(meaning when I figure out how to use this thing..-.-'').Flames will be used to make smores and cook my beloved Ramen for me and Inu-chan!Ja!