Kirune:Gosh...do I REALLY have to read this AGAIN?
Achica: DO IT...or else I'll sell you off for money when I'm sued.I'm sure tons of people would want YOUR hair.
Kirune: -pales-FINE FINE!My loving,adoring,BEAUTIFUL master does not own any of the characters in this fic!
All Your Ramen! Chap.2!
The room rung in silence of his random outburst as InuYasha sat,slumped in the chair.His hands kept twitching in the direction of the ramen. "Kagome!This is TORTURE!!!"he whined,banging his head on the table.
Feeling he abused his aching head enough,he went back to staring into space.He even found himself humming his song again."Sa..mu..rai..Kitty.."He mumbled,before drifting deep into a ramen filled sleep.
Meanwhile....
Kagome hummed alittle tune as she stirred the cooking ramen.There was only about five mintures until she could go in to share the meal with InuYasha.
She smiled and sat herself up on the counter.The blackhaired girl stared at her kitty slippers until her eyes went fuzzy.
She hopped down and tiptoed to the door to check on the hanyou.
"Aww.."Kagome sighed.InuYasha was slumped back in his chair,his face reflected that of an innocent child.It took all she had not to run in there and maybe move the bangs out of his eyes.
Shaking her head,Kagome turned back to the kitchen.The faster the ramen cooked the better.
(Me: OK..now...InuYasha's gonna kinda lose it now.Um..if that offends you..sorry.But this IS what you get when you deprive someone of their favorite thing..or am I just different?)
"InuYasha...."
The dog shot up in his seat."Huh?!".His ears turned in each direction,searching for the source of the noise.
"Your hungry,aren't you?"The disembodied voice came again.
"What the hell does it matter to YOU?"InuYasha barked,jumping to his feet and knocking his chair backwards.
The voice chuckled.It sounded close by."Look,stupid.I'm sitting riiiiight infront of you.Don't tell me your blind now?"
InuYasha blinked and looked around.'What is this dude talking about?'he thought,taking a sniff of the air,just in case.The only thing he smelled was the ramen.
"Oh c'mon!Your looking STRAIGHT.AT.ME!!"
"YOU!"The dog exclaimed,pointing a clawed finger at the ramen bowl."WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DID YOU POSSESS MY RAMEN?!!!!"
The Ramen 'ghost' laughed."Possessed?Oh no.Possessed is YOU singing a song about a fricking cat,you moron!"
"But..your just a talking bowl of noodles..."
"I get that alot.But,someday...someday very VERY soon,I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!MUHAHAHAHA!".
InuYasha stared blankly and the insane soup."Uh-huh...and then one of these days Kaede is gonna get one of them face-lift things.."
"SILENCE,YOU WEAKLING!"The ramen commanded.InuYasha yelped and hop back 2 ft."I will-and SHALL-RULE THIS ERA!Now..I have a tiny,little favor to ask you."
The hanyou blinked."What makes you think-"
"Quiet!In order for me to succeed in my plan...you need to EAT ME!"
"NOW I KNOW YOUR INSANE!WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN 'Eat You'?!"InuYasha hollered.Things were getting kind of crazy by now.
"EAT ME!"The Ramen commanded.
"I can't hear youuuuu!"InuYasha sung,covering his ears and crouching in a corner.He was NOT getting 'sat' on this hard as a rock floor.No,he refused.
"You can't handle the Ramen!ADMIT IT!"
InuYasha blinked and turned.A gleam of challenge shown in his eyes."What...was that?"He asked,fingers flexing toward the chop sticks.
"Oooohh!I think I hit a nerve...YOU RAMEN-INTOLERANT MUTT!You couldn't eat me if you tried!You couldn't and you-huh?Wh-what are you doing?!"The ramen panicked as InuYasha picked up the bowl and took a whiff of the smells.
"Now..YOU DIE!"InuYasha laughed.
A pained shriek and insane laughter followed.
(me:ah...nothing like a little epidemic to end your day!hehe..)
"InuYasha!"Kagome chirped cheerfully,bouncing into the room with her bowel of ramen.
The bowel crashed to the floor as she took in the sight of her once spotless dining room.
Broth and noodles were thrown all over the room.Wet footprints covered most of the furniture.And finally,crashed in the center of the room,was InuYasha.The ramen bowl was thrown over his face.His haori(me:once again..kimono..thingie..)was stained was broth and the chopsticks were still held in his hand.
"I-Inu..Yasha..?"Kagome stammered,the fires of rage forming behind her.
"H-huh?Oh..h-hi Kagome."InuYasha answered weakily,sitting up.
"SIT BOY!SIT SIT SIT!AND WHEN YOU GET UP YOUR CLEANING EVERYTHING!YOU HEAR ME!??!!!"
Owari!!!
Achica: Hehe,My first more then one chapter fic!I'm so proud of myself!-pats herself on the back-
Oh..incase you people are wondering,go to ,go to movies,and watch the one called "All Your Pie".It gave me the inspiration to right this.So basically..the idea was copywrighted to them..I only changed it for my lack of things to do and produced this!
