Still in front of Zim's base...
Dib tried the door, and found it open. So poor, unsuspecting Dib walked riiiight on in.
Zim descended from the ceiling on his back-pack spider-legs, landing behind Dib and shutting the door. Dib whirled and saw Zim standing in front of the door and grinning evilly.
Dib opened his mouth and started screaming, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-" Zim frowned, losing patience, "-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-" Zim's eye twitched, "-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....." Dib gasped for breath to keep going.
"SILENCE!!" Zim screamed.
Dib blinked, "Er...why?"
"Because....uh...," Zim shrugged, "Eh."
The spider-legs came out of his backpack and he picked Dib up, chucking him into storage area 4 under the couch. He scrambled after. "Now Dib, face my wr-..."
Dib pulled a small silver object out and pointed it at Zim, "HAH!" he cut Zim's tirade off.
"WHAT IS THAT?! ...AAAIIII! MY EYES!!" Zim dropped to the floor and started running around in circles, screaming.
Gir peeled himself off Zim's head, "YAY! YOUR HEAD'S ON FIRE!!" he screamed, pointing at the hysterical Zim.
Dib looked around nervously, "...but...I didn't DO anythi-..."
"CURSE YOU DIB!!!" Zim cried, pointing one black-gloved finger in Dib's face, "CUUURRRSSEE YOU!!!"
Dib took a step back and looked for an exit, Zim went back to screaming and running around.
Dib took the roundish silver object back out and looked at it. He caught his reflection in the silver surface and realized that he was still in the hamster suit. "Oooh yeaaah," he muttered.
Zim crawled up to him, both eyes twitching, "You filthy....human....worm-baby FILTH!" he paused to have a fit. "CURSE YOU AND YOUR HUMAN FILTH!!!"
"I LOVE YOU!" Gir screamed, latching onto the back of the hamster head costume, "LET'S GO PLAY WITH THE SQUIRREL!!"
Dib ran screaming from Gir, who was slowly squishing the stuffing out of the hamster head. "AAAAAAAAAAAAA-" THUNK "-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" THUNK "AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!" THUNK!
After dislodging Gir the third time he ran into a wall that looked kind of like a door, he ran back to the screaming Zim, grabbed him and smacked him into a box. The impact triggered boosters in Zim's backpack, and both went screaming back up the way they came.
They rammed into the couch, rebounded and shot into the top floor of the house. Zim curled up and twitched as green waffles began to rain down on him and Dib.
"AAAAAAHH!" Dib jumped up and ran screaming hysterically from Zim's house.
He ran all the way home, ran in the door and slammed it. He sat there gasping, covered in hamster-y goodness and streaming slimy green waffles, and shivering while his eyes twitched. "GAZ! HELP ME!" he screamed.
Gaz looked up and snickered, "Ok, that's funny," she grinned and went back to drawing a little piggy.
Dib screamed and ran up the stairs, waving his green waffle-covered arms...thingies.
Back at the waffle-infested base...
Gir ran through the waffles, screaming like a monkey and scarfing the waffles down as quickly as he could get them in his mouth.
Zim picked himself up out of the carnage of green waffle-y goodness. Something caught his eye, "What's THAT?" he muttered, slogging through the waffles.
He picked up a roundish silver thing and held it up, "Eh?"