Warning: Slight sex scene ahead. Nothing major, but I feel obliged to warn you.

The week flew by, and before they knew it the girls were standing in the room of requirement setting up the camera. They had decided on the first shot, and planned to do one shot a day, giving them chance to plan each one in advance.

"Right said Hermione. "First shot. Me, Minerva and Ginny sat at a table naked with piles of books as covers. Poppy, could you set up the camera over there please, Lavender, could you and Parvati get the lights, and us three will go and change into dressing gowns."

The room obligingly split in two, with a changing room off to one side, and a library on the other. As the camera and lights were being set up the three soon-to-be models undressed and slipped loose robes on. They'd take them off just before the photo.

Whilst she was changing Hermione remembered how the other staff had got her to call them by their first names. She'd been asking them if they were sure they wanted to this. The reaction had been amusing, most of all Pomfrey's "I'm 55. If I'm not gona get em out now, when am I?". They had then insisted that she call them by their first names, something they had been trying for ever since she became a student teacher, and which had become a sore point between them and the girl. They had resorted to threatening her grades if she didn't agree. Needless to say, she agreed.

Since then she'd become used to it, and was practically a teacher herself.

"We're ready," called Poppy through the door. The girls emerged from the dressing room, or un-dressing room, and viewed what they would soon be naked with.

Stacks of books were strategically placed on a table similar to the ones in the library, with open books in front of each place.

"Sit," ordered Poppy. They sat obediently, and shrugged off the robes. Picking up the open books in front of them, they crossed their legs under the table and arranged themselves so no-one could see anything.

"Ready..." Poppy checked the camera angle. "Cheese......"

The door opened just as the flash went off, and a startled Severus Snape walked in on what appeared to be some perverted porn group.

The three in question yelped and scrambled for their robes, or books, or anything to keep themselves covered, since they'd dropped the original coverings when the door opened.

Snape squeezed his eyes closed and turned around, his face red with either embarrassment or anger. "Would someone please explain to me what you are doing?" he asked tightly. Hermione scrambled up from the table.

"I'll go," she said. "Just give me a minute to get dressed." She hurried off to the changing room. Minerva and Ginny followed quickly. They walked in to find 'Mione scrambling into her shirt and trousers.

"It's alright, I'll go," said Minerva. "I'm the member of staff after all."

"No, I'll go, It was my idea," was the only reply as the head girl ran out of the room wearing about half her uniform.

Snape was still at the door, waiting with his eyes shut. When he realised the girl was ready he swept out of the room, Hermione trailing behind.

They reached the dungeons in record time, and were soon stood outside a painting of a large snake. "Salazar," hissed Snape, leading the girl into his chambers.

A fire was crackling cheerfully in the grate, flames flickering off the rough stone walls. An emerald green leather sofa and chair lay against one wall, while the other long wall of the rectangular room was covered in bookshelves. Although not the cosiest of rooms it was far from uninviting, and that was one of the many things people got wrong about Severus Snape.

His bad mood evaporated as soon as the door closed. "Sev?" asked Hermione carefully. "Are you mad?"

He turned towards her. "Of course not. It was just slightly surprising to walk into the room of requirement and find you, Weasley and Minerva naked at a table with a camera set up in the middle of taking a photo."

He grinned slightly. "Although, I must admit, not all of the sight was bad."

'Mione was saved from responding to that statement as Sev's lips found hers in a kiss. She wrapped her arms round his neck appreciatively, kissing back in earnest. When they broke apart a few moments later they were gasping.

"Next time you're going to be naked however," Sev managed to choke out, "would you please give me some warning. Have you any idea how hard it was for me to keep myself from jumping you and ravishing you on the spot?"

"I have a vague idea yes," replied Hermione with a smile as she ground her hips into his, brushing his crotch forcefully, feeling his prominent hardness. He groaned. "If this is anything to go by."

His mouth met hers again and for the next half hour or so they were far to busy to discuss the calendar.

Afterwards Hermione propped herself up on an elbow, facing her boyfriend. "Sev, when are we going to tell everyone about us?"

"I thought we could cause a stir at the graduation ball. That way it will be perfectly above board, and no-one can protest. Well, they can, but it won't mean anything."

'Mione grinned. "You're evil, you know that?"

"Yep."

"Anyway, you wanted to know what we were doing?"

"Well, yes."

"It's related to the tea tray competition. I came up with that too. We're making a nude calendar to raise money for the school. Dumbledore's agreed the basic idea, although I admit he doesn't know about what the calendar's of."

"You could have been in Slytherin, you know that?"

"Oi!!!"

"We should tell Minerva sooner than Graduation. She knows I'm with someone, but not who."

"Tell her then."

"I'm not telling her on my own! You're coming too."

"Can't we just turn up at hers holding hands, or let her see us kissing or something?"

"Fine."

Ten minutes later they were stood nervously outside Minerva's door.

"Come in."

Hermione went in first, closely followed by Sev.

"Yes? Oh, Hermione, I wasn't expecting you. And Severus. This is an unexpected pleasure. Is there a purpose to this visit, or have you just come to chat?" The last bit was said rather sarcastically, as it was well known that Sev never socialised.

"Umm, actually, we've got something to tell you."

The older woman looked at them expectantly. "Well..."

The pair looked at each other, then leaned over and kissed each other firmly on the lips. They came up a moment later, to find Minerva sitting gob smacked on the chair opposite.

"Out," she ordered Sev firmly. Once he was out of the room, she turned to Hermione. "Tell me everything."

Authors note:

Yet another chapter. Go me. This chapter earns the PG13 rating I think. And I did warn you in the summary that it would be HG/SS, so don't go flaming me about it. Still need ideas for photos.

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