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Disclaimer: I do not own Hamtaro but I do own Taya, Kiri, and Twink. BOO YAA!!

...: Me.

Italics: People/Hamsters thinking

...: Actions.

Chapter 7, New Friends and Bad News:

All the guy hams were trying very hard to keep up with Hamtaro, Stan and Maxwell.

"Hey, can we...slow...down...a little?" Boss asked through breaths.

"Yeah, I'm so tired ma feet can't keep up with the beat! Ha ha ha! That rhymes!" Howdy said laughing at his Stupid! rhyme. There's another one of my sad jokes. Everyone sweat dropped.

"Howdy this is no time for your stupid jokes!" Dexter yelled.

"What do ya mean stupid?!" Howdy yelled back.

"Guys stop fighting!" Panda cried.

"Well he started it!" Howdy and Dexter both yelled.

"I DON'T CARE WHO STARTED IT, JUST BE QUIET!!" Boss yelled, Howdy and Dexter shut-up.

"We're almost there guys!" Hamtaro announced.

"Good." Stan said.

Hamtaro lead them to where Sabu, the hamster with the eye-patch markings, lived. He's in the episode, 'Hamtaro, Come Home!' or whatever it's called.

"Sabu! Are you home?" Hamtaro called into a large box.

"Who's calling me?" a voice said from inside.

All the ham-hams jumped.

"Oh it's you, the 'missing ham poster ham'. What was your name again?" Sabu asked coming out of the box.

"Hamtaro sir."

"Oh yes, now I remember! So what brings you down in this knick of my alley?" Sabu questioned.

"Well, actually, we came here to ask for some help, since you live so near to 'Big Cat Alley.'" Hamtaro said

"'Big Cat Alley?! Why would a little ham like you want to go into a very dangerous alley like that?!" Sabu cried.

Oxnard started to violently shake.

"Well, we're here to rescue someone." Hamtaro said.

"Rescue who?" Sabu asked.

"A girl-ham named Sandy. That's what we wanted to ask you, if you've seen her." Hamtaro said.

"Hmm... well what did she look like?" Sabu asked.

"Like me, I'm her twin bro." Stan answered.

"Like you huh...hmm.. who was she with?" Sabu said.

"She was hamnapped by a large, reddish orange cat." Maxwell said.

"You don't mean 'Big Red' do you?!" Sabu said shocked.

"Heke?"

"Oh no! You probably won't see this 'Sandy' again. Big Red or Red for short, is the biggest, meanest cat around!" Sabu said sadly.

"Please we need to save her! I know she's still alive, I can feel it!" Maxwell cried.

"Have you seen her or not man?!" Stan said impatiently.

Sabu sweat dropped.

"Whoa there! I wouldn't know okay! the ham-hams fell down, anime style But...." Sabu thought hard.

"Yes?" the ham-hams said.

"Yes of course! I know exactly who would know!" Sabu said.

"Cool dude!" Stan said excitedly.

"Come on follow me!" Sabu called running towards 'Big Cat Alley'.

"So who is this ham anyway?" Maxwell asked running next to Sabu.

"Not ham, hams, Kiri and Taya, they live right in 'Big Cat Alley'. Secretly of course though." Sabu said.

They reached a small crack in the wall in the alley.

"In here." Sabu whispered. They all squeezed into the hole. Or crack.

"Taya? Kiri? Ya home?!" Sabu called.

"Yes?" a small voice said.

"Hi'ya Kiri! Can you go get Taya? Tell her Sabu is here." he said to a small shadow.

"Aha, I weel go get 'er!" the voice said excitedly. "TAY-AH!!" it called.

"Yes my Kiri?" another voice said.

"Sabu is 'ere to 'ee you!"

"Sabu? I'll be right down!"

A couple seconds later, two shadows appeared, one big and one small.

"Sabu is that you?" the bigger shadow asked.

"Yes, but I can't see you. Can you step into the light?"

Two hamsters appeared. One was about the size of Penelope, with black ears and a headband like black stripe on her head and she had black on the back of her head too. She also had black pigtails with pink ribbons and was holding a small, white hamster doll. The other had black ears and she had a white ponytail on the left side of her head with a black ribbon. The rest of the hams was white. The older one also had some headphones resting around her neck.

"Hamha Taya, hamha Kiri!" Sabu said.

"Hamha!" the rest said.

"'Amha!" Kiri said smiling. Kiri (Keer-ree) is little, so she talks like a baby.

"Sabu, are these friends of yours?" Taya asked looking at the ham-hams. (Tay-uh)

She caught sight of Panda and blushed. Ooo, love!

"Well yes and no. This ham right here is though. You know, the 'missing ham poster ham' Hamtaro?"

"Ummm.....oh yeah now I remember!" Taya said.

"Me too, me too!" Kiri said jumping up and down.

Everyone smiled at her.

"So, who are the rest of ya?" Taya asked.

"I'm Stan, your new lover!" Stan said flirty-like, running towards her and taking her paw. Everyone, except Kiri sweat dropped and fell down, anime style.

"Stan, this is no time to flirt!" Maxwell yelled.

"Oh sorry." Stan said not sounding sorry at all.

Taya just blushed.

"I'm Maxwell."

"My name is Dexter."

"Howdy, I'm Howdy! Hee, hee, hee! That's a joke get it?!"

Everyone sweat dropped but Kiri.

"That was funny! Again, again!" she laughed.

"Well, at least some people appreciate ma jokes!" Howdy said smugly.

Every sweat dropped again. (Except Kiri.)

"I'm Boss."

"I'm Oxnard."

"Hi, I'm..um....P-P-Panda." Panda said with little anime hearts in his eyes and blushing like crazy.

"Hey, where's Cappy?" Boss asked looking around.

"He's over there, looking at that pot." Dexter said.

Everyone sweat dropped, except Kiri, Again!

"Cappy! Get over here! This is no time to be scouting out possible hats!" Boss yelled.

"What? Oh! Sorry Boss, but those are some cool pots! Heh."

Taya and Kiri giggled.

"Ahem, Taya, these hams here are on a rescue mission. They are looking for a girl ham that looks exactly like this guy." Sabu explained pointing at Stan.

"Only with a red ribbon on her tail." Maxwell added.

"Ooo, a red ribbon! That sounds bootiful!" Kiri squealed.

Taya giggled.

"Don't mind her she's like only little. Hmm... a girl ham with like stripes and a red ribbon on her tail....."

"Yes?" Maxwell and Stan said.

"Oh my! Now I remember! Oh dear...." Taya cried.

"What?!" Stan said looking alarmed.

"Was this girl related to you?" she asked slowly.

"Yes she is my sister, why?"

"And my girlfriend." Maxwell added blushing.

"W-W-Well I like saw her this morning. Kiri and I were looking for some breakfast when I like smelled a cat. So we hurried back here and I peeked out to like see which cat it was. I was really scared because it was 'Big Red'. That's when I saw something in his mouth. I looked closer and saw it was a tanish ham with stripes and I think I saw a red ribbon. Her eyes weren't open so I just thought she was, well, dead." Taya explained sadly.

"My sis is not dead!" Stan yelled

"Whoa geez, I'm only telling you what I saw." Taya said.

"Do you know where this 'Red' lives?" Maxwell asked.

"Yes, but no ham like ever goes there!" Taya cried.

"Please Taya we need to find Sandy. Her best friends and her human are waiting!" Hamtaro said.

"Wait, you don't mean thee Sandy do you?! Sandy who sings really good, Sandy the coolest gymnast, Sandy with the pink ribbon?" Taya asked with stars in her eyes.

"Um, yeah. You must be a fan." Stan said sweat dropping.

"Well why didn't ya say so! Let's go!" Taya said.

"Hurray!" they cried.

"Like thanks babe!" Stan said.

Taya giggled and blushed.

"Let's go, let's go!" Kiri cried jumping up and down.

"Oh yeah that's right! Kiri can't go, it's way too dangerous. Can someone stay here to watch her?"

"OOOHHH, Tay-ah!" Kiri cried.

"No Kiri."

"I'll stay." Cappy said.

"Me too. I certainly don't want to go anywhere near a giant cat!" Oxnard said.

"Let's go find Sandy!" Panda said.

"Yeah!!" the others cheered.

KittieStar: I hope you liked that chappie cuz there's more are on the way! Hee hee! So keep readin' ya'll!