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Disclaimer: I do not own Hamtaro but I do own Taya, Kiri, and Twink. Ohhhh yeeeeeaaahhh!

...: Me.

Italics: People/Hamsters thinking.

...: Actions.

Chapter 9, Twinkle, Twinkle Little Fairy-Ham, Help Us Get Away From Them:

"Yay!" the ham-hams cheered.

"Oh Sandy!" Maxwell cried, bursting into tears.

"HOW can she NOT be dead?!" Red cried furiously "THEN I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO CALL FOR BACK-UP!!" he screamed. The large cat gave a whistle. Cats can whistle? Wow you learn something new every day!

The ham-hams looked around.

"Um.what was that for?" Taya asked.

Her question was soon answered when various meows, purrs, and yowls were heard all around them. Right before their eyes, dozens of alley cats arrived. Big and small, fat and skinny, the cats filed on the rooftop. Some sat on the coup while others chose to sit on the ledges on the roof. Each hamster gave a large gulp.

"You hamsters don't seem so tough now, now do you? Meow." Red cried gleefully. " Bon appetite my friends!" he said to his fellow cats.

And with that each cat gave a cry of happiness. Now of course each hamster was probably mentaly writing his or her will in their heads. The cats came in closer and closer. With each catly step the ham-hams bunched up even more.

"What're we gonna do?" Panda whispered to Boss in vain.

"I-I don't know Panda." Boss answered him shakily.

There came a raspy cough from behind them. Some of the ham- hams turned, and those who did gasped. Sandy had woken up and was trying to stand up. She wobbled, but still managed to stand.

"S-S-Sandy?!" Stan said in shock.

"I-I-I'm fine! Just let me walk!" she mumbled.

She was obviously delirious because she was trying to walk out into the sea of cats. But the ham-hams nearest to her hung on to her arms.

"Sandy are you nuts?!" her brother yelled at her.

She turned to look at him with a confused look on her face. He nodded his head out towards the cats. She turned and gasped.

"C-C-CATS!" she half-screamed, horrified.

She clung to Stan in fear, making him blush slightly. The cats were almost in striking range now...

"Please don't let us die! Please someone, anyone help us!" Hamtaro thought desperately.

As if someone above had heard him, a bright light shown above their heads. Everyone, hamsters and cats, looked up in surprise.

The light stopped gleaming and a hamster like figure appeared. She was pink, Yes pink. with three eyelashes on both eyes. She had on a light blue kimono with a pink sash, a necklace with a star on it around her neck, a wand with a heart on the end of it and white with blue in the middle wings shaped like butterfly wings. Her eyes were sky blue, but no one could see that 'cause it's dark out. She also had a goofy looking smile on her face.

"'Ello mates!" she said cheerfully in a British accent. No offence to the Brits out there! I just love the British accent so much I wanted to have one of my hamsters speak like that!

"Oh dear, oh dear! What do have here!" she cried.

She fluttered down a little and looked around at the cats and hamsters that were gaping at her. She gave a little laugh.

"What? You animals act like you've never seen a fairy-ham before!" she said, "Now, I'm looking for 'The Ham-Hams'. Has anyone seen them?"

All the animals fell down anime-style.

"Uh, we're the ham-hams" Boss answered.

"sweat drops Oh, yes of course! Silly me! Heh. Well then I guess it's time to help!"

She gave a flick of her wand and all the cats levitated off of the ground. All of the ham-hams gasped and the felines wiggled and yowled.

"Now off with you!" she shouted and the cats were all thrown into the walls.

Each kitty gave a large 'MEOW!' and ran away. All except Red. He breathed heavily, anger filling his body.

"Who...are.you." he asked angrily.

"Me? Why I'm Twinkle, Twink for short, 'The Ham-Ham's' guardian. I am the best of the fairy-hams. I am also the sister of Boton, Yeah from Yu Yu Hakusho. Heh. 'The grim-reaper-ham'." She answered proudly.

"All right then...why are you here?" he asked again.

"I am here on official business, and it's a good thing I'm here because if I wouldn't be Boton would!" she answered again.

"Well leave, because this is MY home and MY dinner! So SHOO! Me-yow!" he roared.

The ham-hams all shook in fear from Red's outburst. But the fairy-ham just laughed.

"Mate I don't leave 'til you do."

"Get the hell outta here NOW!!" he screamed in pure anger, making the hamsters jump.

"Tut, tut such language! I think it's time for you to leave my friend!"

She waved her wand again and threw the cat onto the fire escape below.

"OOF! Mrow, I'LL BE BACK!!!" he cried, racing away.

"Well that's that!" she said cheerfully, clapping her hands together.

She fluttered down to the hamsters and beamed at them.

"Was I good or was I good? Ha ha ha! wipes a tear..Now is everyone all right?"Don't ask, just, don't ask.

"Um....I think so." Boss answered.

"I don't think I'm all right." a voice said from behind.

They all turned. There stood Sandy clinging to her brother for support. She looked slightly dazed, her leg bent slightly. Her face was screwed up in pain and she was breathing hard.

"I-I-I think my l-l-leg is broke-broken." She managed to say.

"Oh poor dear let me have a gander..looks at her leg oh, yes it is! Here just let me...." she waved her wand in front of her leg.

Sandy gasped. Her leg faced the way it was supposed to and all her cuts were gone! The other hamsters stared at Twink in wonder.

"Wow thanks!" Sandy said breathlessly.

"You're very welcome!" Twink said with a grin.

"Are you really a fairy-ham?" Taya asked.

"Yes."

"Wow!" Hamtaro said

"Yeah cool!" Sabu added.

"I've never read any thing like this in my books before!" Maxwell commented.

"Well, we like to keep ourselves a secret. But enough talk, I need to get you hamsters home!" Twink said, "Were to?"

"Well first we need to go back and get the others in the alley crack." Panda said.

"Then we can go back and tell the girls the good news." Boss added.

"All righty then, to the 'alley crack'!" Twinkle declared.

"How do you know were it is?" Hamtaro asked in wonder.

"Er...I don't." Twink confessed.

All the ham-hams fell down anime-style. Twink just sweat dropped.

"You'll need to tell me were, darlings." Twink said.

"Darlings?" Stan asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Okay, it's a crack in the wall just a little ways from here." Taya directed.

"All right just picture it in your mind, miss. Now everyone take her paw. Good, good. Hey you two! Stop fighting and just hold paws!" Twink yelled.

"There's NO WAY I'm holding Howdy's paw!" Dexter yelled.

"Same here!" Howdy added.

"IF YOU TWO DON'T STOP ACTING LIKE GERBILS I'M GONNA TEAR YOUR PAWS OFF AND FEED THEM TO BRANDY!" Boss yelled.

"0.0" Dexter's and Howdy's faces.

Dexter and Howdy gave a very large gulp and reluctantly grabbed each other's paws. Twink gave Boss a large grin and turned to Taya.

"Do you have the location in your mind dear?" she asked her.

"Yes."

"Good, then off we go!"

She gave a swish of her wand and they all vanished.

KittieStar: Ha ha ha! Howdy and Dexter had to hold paws!!