A/N I'm a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad girl! I couldn't resist! Suer Ceech suggested this to me because I've got an idea jsut tlak full of knavery for the enst song. And actually the next one. Tee hee! So I hope you'll enjoy it. I would like to say that while this was Super ceech's idea, I think 'I need a hanyou' was pretty clever. Maybe I'm self glorifying, but you gotta admit, it works! So yeah. Enjoy!

P.S. I couldn't resist throwing in a Shenanigans style Jaken moment

HOLDING OUT FOR A HANYOU

"Whoo! We love you master Sesshomaru!" Jaken called out, grabbing the hem of his shirt

and pulling it up.

Flashing Sesshomaru.

"Oh Jaken," Sesshomaru sighed, rubbing his forehead. "You know you're not allowed to flash people. Not since the 'Occasion.' That's also why you're not allowed to where my pants anymore coincidently!"

"Encore Master Sesshomaru! Encore!" Jaken called oblivious to his master's annoyance.

"I just did one!" Sesshomaru snapped. "I'm not a bloody juice box!"

"That's juke box!" someone in the front row cried. Sesshomaru drew his sword and slashed the man across the chest. There was a flash of pink light and the demon blinked repeatedly, looking a little nervous.

"Damn Tensaiga," Sesshomaru said, smacking the pommel of his sword with the heel of his convenient demon arm which he'd pilfered from a dragon. He rattled the sword by his ear. "Jaken! The sword won't kill people!"

"It's your healing sword Fluffy-Sama," Rin said happily. "It's the other sword that posses people and kills them!"

"Oh yes Rin," Sesshomaru remembered. He re-sheathed that sword. "That's why you're here!"

Rin beamed to Jaken, who crossed his arms and grumbled.

Sesshomaru drew the Tokijin and paused before swinging.

"I'm really sorry about the delay," he told the demon who'd corrected him.

"Hey don't worry about it," the demon shrugged.

Sesshomaru slashed, catching the demon across the chest. The demons grabbed his chest as blood began to pour out. He gave Sesshomaru a weak thumbs up.

"Nice swing there buddy!"

"Thank you," Sesshomaru said sheathing his sword again.

"Sing again Fluffy-sama!" Rin called. "I love to hear you sing1 it's like the angels!"

"Oh Rin!" Sesshomaru said, putting a hand to his pale cheek. "Look, you're making me blush!"

Sure enough, Sesshomaru had color in his face now.

"Well Rin, just one more song!" he decided, going to the karaoke machine to chose another song.

"Yay Fluffy-sama!" she sang.

Jaken looked from Rin to Sesshomaru in growing panic. He jumped off his stool and shouted, waving his arms in the air, "I think you're an angel too Master Sesshomaru!"

"D'uh," Sesshomaru moaned. "Ugh. Jaken!" Louder he called out to the crowd. "This is the last song!" he said firmly. "I can feel myself being to sober up and I don't want that. Scotch is the only thing that gives me true happiness!"

He stood in the center of the stage for a third time and began to sing yet again while the crowd sat with their expectant faces turned towards him.

Where have all the good minions gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the street-wise yukai
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white haired demon, who isn't afraid to bleed
Late at night my stomach turns, because I know just what I need

I need a hanyou
Because I'm hiding out here 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta beat Jaken in a fight
I need a hanyou
Because I'm hiding out here 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And I need him to regain my life!

Somewhere after the sword
In his wildest frenzy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone who can set me free

He's beaten the thunder and he can stand the heat
It's gonna take a halfman to get rid of this freak!

I need a hanyou
Because I'm hiding out here 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta beat Jaken in a fight
I need a hanyou
Because I'm hiding out here 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And I need him to regain my life!

I need a hanyou
Because I'm hiding out here 'til the end of the night

I stand where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea

I would swear that Jaken is somewhere
Watching me

Through the wind and the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach
Like an illness of the blood

I need a hanyou
Because I'm hiding out here 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta beat Jaken in a fight
I need a hanyou
Because I'm hiding out here 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And I need him to regain my life!

A/N Some valid points about Jaken being easily beaten in a fight and well... it makes sense, I swear!