Author's note: I guess this would be season 5 if you need to know. Ross is working at the college and Chandler and Monica are dating, though no one knows. No one else is dating anyone. Sorry in advance that Phoebe isn't in this much. One last thing, everything in italics is Chandler's thoughts.
Disclaimer: There not mine.
Perfect, everyone is here. It's time to make plans for the rest of the week, "So guys anyone free this week?"
There should be at least 2 people free to hang out.
"Actually I'm thinking of getting a Halloween party together." Okay Rachel down, I expected that much.
"I'll help!" Darn Monica, I was afraid of that.
"No thanks I want to plan it on my own. Pick out invitations and decorations." Uh Oh, red alert red alert! This can not be good. The others must feel the same way, because Joey and Ross just tried to sink into their seats, and Phoebe's now talking to her coffee cup. I wonder if she'll get an answer.
"What?" Well that was ear piercing. "You don't know the first thing about planning parties. Plus you only have a week, there's no way you can do this without me." Valid point, but I don't think it will work. Let's find out.
"I'll have you know that I can plan an excellent party in a week. In fact I could do it in a day if I had to." Oh, yeah good come back Rachel. Way to get her riled up.
"We'll see about that!" Poof, and out the door she goes. This can't be good; she will be in a bad mood for a while. Although we could just play some foosball, she will beat me and feel a ton better.
"Few that was a close one. I think she took that really well." Ha.
"Really Ross, you could see from inside that chair?" Bring it on Dino Dude.
"Shut up" Excellent come back never heard better, Dino Dude. I should start calling him that out loud. "At least I wasn't talking to a coffee cup" Dino Dude has a point. Maybe I can figure out if it answered back.
"Hey, I just had an interesting conversation. Don't knock it till you try it." Oh, definitely next on my list of things to do. Wait conversation that means it did talk back. Oh no, Joey looks like he's got something important to say.
"Ok enough with the coffee cup. I have some great news. I'm going to be the star of a new movie!" Yeah, they're making a Stewart Little 3!
"So Joe, what's the movie." Do I really want to know?
"I knew what you did last summer. It the 3rd movie to the 'I know what you did last summer' movies. This one's about a guy, me, who wakes out of a comma to have lost his memory. He must figure out what the teens did and tell the authorities before they kill him." I bet they're already lining up for tickets.
"Way to go Joey." Wait a minute he'll be busy all week. That leaves Dino Dude, ha still funny, and cup girl, no just doesn't work, as the only ones left. Not my first choice, but, some interesting conversation will come none the less.
"Oh no, I have to go. I'm planning a costume contest at the college and have to meet with officials to approve it." Ross's busy. Well it could be worse, they could all be busy. Then I would just be bored all week.
"Guess it's just you and me, Phoebe."
"Sorry, I can't. Did I not tell you?" Either that or the aliens sucked out the memory. "I'm going to Montana with some work people for a masseuse convention." Great, just great, I'm all alone again.
Authors note: This chapter is kind of short but I wanted to see if people find my style confusing. Please let me know either way. I'll post the second chapter on Saturday.