A/N I'm so sorry about my last A/N. Especially this little bit right here "Suer Ceech suggested this to me because I've got an idea jsut tlak full of knavery for the enst song" I'm afraid that I inadvertently slipped back into my native alien tongue. Sorry about that folks. So yeah! Having lots of fun! Eh hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Thanks for your reviews they really make my low self esteem rise! LOL!
Thanks to all reviewers and D-E-V-L-41, you don't think Jaken flashing Sesshomaru happens everyday? How wrong you are!
Smacky, I'd love to IM you, but I'm not allowed to have IM because that's where the perverts are. My mommy said so, so it must be true! sigh Yes I am a goody-goody, but if you give me your e-mail we could talk that way. ! (looks stoned doesn't he? I mean he was supposed to look happy, but nah. It's not working!)
Hey. Idea! If anyone can decipher my alien babble, I'll write a chapter with your favorite song in it! For any chars you want! Eh? Eh? Eh?
The sweet-tart container is copyrighted to me as well. Why? Because I can't copyright the chars, so I'll just copyright words and inanimate objects and hope they'll fill the void. sniff
I CAN BE YOUR HERO
When Sesshomaru stopped the crowd began to applaud again. No one else called for an encore however. The corpse in the front row was a reminder that Sesshomaru didn't like to be told to do things he didn't want to.
He descended the stage and headed back towards the bar and ordered another bowl of scotch.
The bar tender had just brought his drink when Rin said, with a big grin, "Look Fluffy-Sama! Jaken wants to sing too!"
Sesshomaru turned around and stared in horror as Jaken began to struggle to lower to mike so he could sing into it. He clutched it with both hands.
"This is for you Master Sesshomaru!" he said breathlessly.
"Oh bloody hell!" Sesshomaru swore. He thunked his head against the bar counter and held out his hand. "Rin. Give daddy his pills!"
Rin handed Sesshomaru a plastic sweet-tart container about half the size of his palm.
Sessy opened it and began to drop pills into his bowl of scotch, while saying, in a resigned voice. "Some Advil, a little Tylenol," he sprinkled the pills. He grabbed a syringe. "A squirt of morphine..." He grabbed some more pills from the sweet-tart container. "Some Valium. Prozac. One or two acid tablets." He pulled a box of baking soda from the sweet-tart container and next a spoon. "A heaping helping of antacid." He set that down and grabbed a large bottle of pills out of the sweet-tart container. "A handful of Tums to avoid heart burn." He rummaged through the sweet-tart container looking for the next ingredient to add. "And just to be fun, about eight sugar pills."
When he'd completed added all his pills to the bowl of scotch. They floated around the top, looking like bizarrely shaped vegetables in a bowl of strange soup.
Sesshomaru picked it up and drank the entire bowl in one go.
He set it down firmly and licked his lips.
"Ah yes," he said. "Much better!"
And he promptly fell of his stool.
Jaken stood on his toes, scanning the crowd anxiously. He was too short to see where Master Sesshomaru had gone. Hoping his Master could hear him anyway.
"Master Sesshomaru. I can't be your hanyou!" he called into the crowd. "But I can be your hero!"
Sesshomaru pulled himself from the floor and looked at Jaken over the crowd.
"I may be drunk Jaken, but I'm not yet drunk enough for that to appeal to me!" he responded.
Jaken gathered up his courage and began to sing in a voice, perfect for a boy band.
Would you dance,
if I asked you to dance?
Why do you run,
and never look back?
Would you still cry,
if you saw me coming?
And would you save my soul, tonight?
Would you tremble,
if I touched your Fluffy?
Would you laugh?
Oh don't be so stuffy.
Now would you die,
Is Rin the only one you love?
Hold me in your arms, tonight.
I can be your hero, Master.
You can kill me again and again.
I will stand by you forever.
You can't chase me away.
Would you swear,
that you'll always be mine?
Or would you lie?
Will you still run and hide?
Is it because you're too deep?
Master, have you lost your mind?
I don't care...
You're here, tonight.
I can be your hero, Master.
You can kill me again and again.
I will stand by you forever.
You can't chase me away..
Oh, I just wanna to hold you.
I just wanna to hold you.
Oh yeah.
Are you just too deep?
Master, have you lost your mind?
Well I don't care...
You're here, tonight.
I can be your hero, Master.
You can kill me again and again.
I will stand by you forever.
You can't chase me away.
I can be your hero, Master.
You can kill me again and again.
I will stand by you forever.
You can't chase me away.
You can't chase me away.
You can't chase me away!!!
A/N That's starting to sound like threat isn't it?