A/N: Sorry about the long overdue update. I had writers block and then as soon as I figured out how I wanted to write this I got sick. Any way, this one will be slightly different (and hopefully more readable) then the last. The italics are still thoughts; however this time it changes who's thoughts it is depending on who is there. Please review to let me know if people are still interested in this story.

Disclamer: not mine.

Scene 1 Monica's work her and two coworkers Bob and Fred are there making meals (Its Monica's thoughts).

"So Monica are you coming to the Halloween party after close on Sunday?" Bob wondered.

"Sorry I can't make it. My friend decided to through together a last minute Halloween party." Even though I know she won't have it ready by then.

"That's cool." Fred replied. "My friend had the same thoughts yesterday. He planed it all out already and it is going to be so awesome."

"You can't plan a party in a day!" Monica shrieked.

"Well he did. He even sent out invitations," Fred answered triumphantly.

"Hey does that mean I'll be the only one at the work party?" Bob asked.

"No, I'm sure the wait staff is coming." Fred said while starting to laugh.

Oh no! Monica thought as her coworkers voices faded out. What if she can do it? If Rachel's party is a success it could ruin me. Soon she would be having parties all the time, there would be no end. She would even want parties to celebrate her new outfits. It won't stop there either. First Phoebe and Ross will start doing it, then Joey too. Oh no, even my boyfriend Chandler would. I can't let this happen. I have to sabotage this party. Oh I can start by randomly inviting people. "Hey Bob you're more then welcome to come to Rachel's party if you don't want to be the only chef at this one." Hey why are they giving me weird looks?

"Um... thanks for the invitation but weren't you listening? Fred just asked me to his." Bob said puzzled.

What when was this? Monica wondered. Damn it!

Scene 2 Ross is at his apartment alone. Every thing is his thoughts.

How do they get the nerve to laugh at me? I can get students interested. All I have to do is make up some awesome fliers and put them up everywhere. Hmm... what's a good slogan... 'What's more fun!'... no that's stupid. 'For a good time.' Definitely to pornish. Hey but if I change good to fun it might just work. Let's see: For a fun time stop by Dr. Geller's office. I like it. It sounds very professional, time to go make copies at the store.

Scene 3 Ross is at the store waiting in line there is a women with her young son in front of him. Still his thoughts.

"Umm... how much longer are you going to be?" Ross asked, "Because they are going to close soon and I can just come back tomorrow."

"I'm almost done." The women replied.

"Thanks," Ross replied, "Cute kid."

"Thanks." The women said.

"For a fun time stop by Dr. Geller's office." The kid read.

"Tommy! Where did you read that from?" The women snapped.

"Mommy it's just on this guy's fliers." Tommy replied.

"What?" The women said disgusted. "That's just sick, stay away from my child." She hurried out the door.

"What? I'm a college professor throwing a costume contest." Ross shouted. Well I don't think it's bad. Let's start coping, 300 sounds like a good amount.