A/N This is for you Calum. You translated my garbled alien text! Thanks for your reviews and I was just listening to my Shania Twain CD and I think I know what the next one is going to be.... eh heh! But who to sing it?
Any way. Ladies and gentlemen, behold, Go-Go as sung by Kouga, Ginta and Hakkaku. (I usually refer to Ginta and Hakkaku as friend/minion/henchman one and friend/minion/henchman two, but since this is for Calum, I'll call them by their names.
P.S. In the story some letters will be capitalized without being someone';s name or the beginning of a sentence. I know. They're supposed to be there. You put more emphasis on them that way!
chirp chirp
GO-GO
Jaken glared at the crowd which was dead silent except for the crickets. Huffing he put the microphone back in it's place and hurried down the stairs.
"That was kind of creepy," someone said.
"Yeah, makes me glad I'm dead," agreed the demon Sesshomaru had killed with the Tokijin.
"Hey, if you're dead why are still talking?" his friend asked him.
The dead demon paused to consider that.
"Now that's a very interesting question," he mused. "Why am I still talking?"
"Maybe you're being forced to suffer as I am!" Sesshomaru suggested from the bar hunched over his latest bowl of scotch.
"Why are you punishing me?" the demon lord demanded all the forces of the universe. "Why? What have I done to deserve this torment?" He paused. "Oh right. The sins." He looked at his bowl of scotch and shook his head slowly.
The door to the bar burst open and there stood Kouga, Ginta and Hakkaku. They marched in, giving everyone dark stares as if they wanted to unleash ravenous wolves on their children.
"You!" Kouga said pointing to Sesshomaru. "Have you seen your brother?"
"My brother?" Sesshomaru asked. "Oh yes! He's at the place by the thing!"
"I think you've had enough," the bartender said, reaching out to take his bowl.
"I'll tell you when I've had enough!" Sesshomaru snapped.
"Listen, buddy," the bartender said gently. "Look at the girl. She's drunk off the fumes!"
Sure enough Rin was staggering about like a drunken sailor.
"What'er yoUuuuu lookin' at?" she demanded Jaken who'd come back to his seat. She held up her fists and swung and missed.
"And she's a mean drunk," the bar tender continued. "Maybe you should take her home!"
"Oh fine!" Sesshomaru said rising. He grabbed Rin's hand as she began to beat Jaken with his staff. "Come along young lady, I'm calling you a cab!"
"Yeah?" she slurred. "Well yer a haTCH-back!"
"Lord Sesshomaru wait for me!" Jaken cried frantically jumping up and running out after him.
Kouga looked around and shrugged.
"Give me your finest grog!" Kouga ordered.
"We got beer," the bartender said flatly.
"Oh. Migod!" exclaimed Hakkaku. "Look! A karaoke machine!"
"No way!" Ginta exclaimed. "Can we Kouga? Please?"
"Well I suppose," Kouga said indulgently walking with them up to the stage. "Well now let's see which song should we do?"
After several minutes of debating they decided on one and struck dramatic boyband poses in front of the microphone.
Here I am
It's Friday night
I'm feeling good
The time is right
There she comes
Right out the well
And all that I can say is
I want you to know
That I can steal your girl
Kagome lets go
I want her to see
I'm really beatin' you so
You're not beatin' me
I want you to know
That I can rock you baby
With the lights down low
I want her to see
I'm really beatin' you so
You're not beatin' me
Go Go
So you think you got it all together
Before you make a move
'Cause the drop is steep
Don't you know that I can
Love her better?
So give her up, go home
And let us sleep
I want you to know
That I can steal your girl
Kagome lets go
I want her to see
I'm really beatin' you so
You're not beatin' me
I want you to know
That I can rock you baby
With the lights down low
I want her to see
I'm really beatin' you so
You're not beatin' me
Go Go
I must have been mistaken for another
You over looked the fact you're not
Your older brother
Don't you know the
girl-she wants me
So look in the other direction and go
and get some
Go Go...