A/N I'm going to start a more serious A/U story. I'm going to post a summery pretty soon, and some character crap for you to browse through if you're interested. If you are! Super! If you're not, well, sniff. I'll get by!

ROCK NARAKU

Miroku stuck his head into the abr and looked around. He sighed to himself and walked to the bar to watch the crowd.

"Hey Miroku," the bar tender greeted him.

"Hey Scary Ned," Miroku greeted the abr tender. "Did I just see Kouga and two of his men leave just now?"

"Yeah," Scary Ned, the bartender confirmed. "They came in looking for Sesshomaru's brother, but when they left they were talking about going after someone named Naraku."

"Ah that's right," Miroku nodded. "Naraku's daughter... er spawn Kagura killed a bunch of his men. I think he has a vendetta."

"Yeah, this Naraku guy isn't making any friends," Scary Ned agreed.

"Oh he is," Miroku snickered. "That's what Kagura, Kanna, Kageromaru and Jeromaru are!"

"So you looking for someone to bear your child?" Scary Ned asked him shrewdly.

"Twenty four seven," Miroku confirmed, looking around. "No one looks drunk enough to accept yet!"

Scary Ned shrugged and began to wipe the bar. Miroku shrugged and rested his staff against the counter.

"Well, I guess I'll go sing a few dirges and wait for Mrs. Right to appear," Miroku decided.

"What if she doesn't?" Scary Ned asked him dryly.

"Then I'll settle for Mrs. Right Now," Miroku replied.

He stepped onto the stage and adjusted the mike and then picked a song.

I woke up this morning with a thought rollin' 'round in my brain
I haven't been drinkin' but the thought's pretty good just the same
It must be contagious-looks like it's goin' around
It's cool once you catch it-you want to beat Naraku to the ground
C'mon, c'mon-He got something started
C'mon, c'mon-So let's start something now

We're gonna rock Naraku
We're gonna rock Naraku
Every hanyou boy every Miko girl
Gotta really get the psycho who looks like a girl
We're gonna rock Naraku
Right out of this world
Nah-ra koo-na-na-na...

From Sango to Shippou, Inuyasha, The Wolf Pack too
Or Kagome, no matter when you live-this buzz is for you

C'mon, c'mon-He got something started
C'mon, c'mon-So let's start something now

We're gonna rock Naraku
We're gonna rock Naraku
Every bewitched boy every slayer girl
Gotta really get the psycho who looks like a girl
We're gonna rock Naraku
Right out of this world
Nah-ra koo-na-na-na...

Nah-ra koo-na-na-na...

He's lusting after power
Hoping the Shikon will be found
He's coming in your direction
His kids are headin' to your town
They're kickin' up dust
Blowin' off steam
Things get nuts now
Everybody screams

We're gonna rock Naraku
We're gonna rock Naraku
Every foxling boy every red eyed girl
Gotta really get the psycho who looks like a girl
We're gonna rock Naraku
Right out of this world
Nah-ra koo-na-na-na...

"Yah!" Miroku gave the crowd a triumphant devil horns. "Anyone out there who wants to bear my child?" he called. He paused as several hands began to wave furiously in the air. "Any females who want to bear my child?"

The hands disappeared and someone else put their hands up.

"Oh wait no," the female demon replied pulling her arm back down quickly. Miroku sighed heavily and trudged off the stage dejectedly.