A/N My little brother took back his discman and I was reduced to using my old walkman and the only tape I could find. Spice Girls. Since everyone seems so found of Jaken singing rather, unnerving songs to Sessy, I thought maybe you would be placated with this one. It's naked, as song by Jaken to Sesshomaru. Enjoy!
NAKED
"Master Sesshomaru, Master Sesshomaru!" Jaken wailed running into the bar. Sesshomaru looked around for a place to hide, but for lack of anything better, he ducked behind the microphone.
"Master Sesshomaru!" Jaken wailed. "I heard the terrible news! You can't find your fluffy!"
"Uh yes," Sesshomaru agreed, peeking around behind the microphone.
"I'll make it all better!" Jaken promised. "I'm going to sing to you because music soothes th savage beast!"
He fluttered his eyes at Sesshomaru and hurried up to the stage.
Sesshomaru jumped off the stage and hurried to the bar.
"Don't you want to be on stage while I serenade you?" Jaken asked, pouting.
"No," Sesshomaru replied. "No Jaken I really don't!"
"This is for my master Sesshomaru!" Jaken declared to the bar. "To the best master ever!" He face went dark. "Of course things were much better before that eight year-old hussy Rin showed up! Oh she thinks she's so clever, what with her picking flowers and innocence1 but I know better! I know she wants Master Sesshomaru! Well she can't have him! There's only one woman who can love Master Sesshomaru in this entire world! And I killed her, so he belongs to me!"
chirp chirp again with crickets
Jaken cleared his throat uncomfortably and struck a pose on stage and began to sing.
Naivety and childhood left behind deprived of the goodness of mankind,
Past encounters should have left Rin dead, but Sesshomaru intervened instead
Undress you with my eyes, uncover your personality from where it lies,
Strip you down don't need to care, your fluffy is gone, exposed and bare
Naked
Nothing but a smile upon her face
Naked
She wants to play seek and hide, I may be small, but I'm not blind
Naked
This minion has fallen from grace
Naked
Don't be afraid Sessy, don't be shaken
Rin knows exactly how to manipulate men like you,
But inside out in my mind there's no clue where you're coming from
The Mystery will turn me on.
Undress you with my eyes, uncover your personality from where it lies,
Strip you down don't need to care, your fluffy is gone, exposed and bare
Naked
Nothing but a smile upon her face
Naked
She wants to play seek and hide, I may be small, but I'm not blind
Naked
This minion has fallen from grace
Naked
Don't be afraid to stare I'm only naked
(A conversation between Jaken and Sesshomaru)
Hello, its me
I thought you'd understand
Well maybe I should have kept my mouth shut
But she kept painting such stupid pictures
But I'd rather be pitied then hated
Licking me will increase your imagination
I want to dip you brie
This minions's dirty face is sore, holding on to what he had before.
Sess doesn't share secrets with any old fool, Master Sesshomaru can be so cruel
I want to get naked!
I want to get naked!
Naked
Nothing but a smile upon her face
Naked
She wants to play seek and hide, I may be small, but I'm not blind
Naked
This minion has fallen from grace
Naked
Don't be afraid to stare I'm only naked
A/N, listen, about these lines:
Licking me will increase your imagination
I want to dip you brie
A/N: Someone said something about Jaken licking himself to hallucinate and that's where that came from. The whole dipping Sess in Brie, which is a kind of cheese. I wish I could explain that I really do. But alas. Sorry. Don't hate me because I've got a warped mind! Sorry for mistakes, hot of the press!