Author's notes: This song was possibly the hardest (So far) of all to convert from Buffy to Ranma so have some mercy. Shampoo and Mousse are also speaking/singing in Chinese, which is why Shampoo is speaking perfectly and not chopped.
Mousse removed his arm from around Shampoo as she sat up, rolling over and snuggling with his pillow. Shampoo smiled one of the smiles only Mousse was to see, a special one with eyes filled with happiness. Not even Ranma had seen this one.
"C'mon honey," Shampoo cooed in Chinese, shaking Mousse gently. The four-eyed youth yawned and opened his eyes, smiling as he gazed at Shampoo.
"Mornin'," He said sleepily. Shampoo giggled a little.
"What would you like for breakfast?" Mousse asked, sitting up.
"Oh no Mousse, you cooked yesterday," Shampoo rested a hand on her beloved's shoulder. "It's my turn. What do you want?"
"Something fast and easy," Mousse thought about it. "How about eggs?"
"All right," The Amazon consented and, before standing up, gave Mousse a quick kiss.
::: Begin song:::
Shampoo: (Looks at Mousse with a smile.) This is the man that
I plan to entangle
Isn't he fine? (Stretches and stands up.)
A seam to my dream was to train and become stronger,
To make Ranma mine!
But I'm out of that noose,
the man I chased I'll trade for Mousse. (Walks to the kitchen and starts the
stove)
The only trouble is... (Shrugs)
I'll never tell. (Breaks some eggs into a pan)
Mousse: (Walks by the kitchen.) She is the one she's such
wonderful fun
(Twirls Shampoo, who giggles.) Such passion and grace
Warm in the night
when I'm right
in her tight embrace,
Tight embrace (Let's Shampoo out of his grip and she resumes cooking)
I'll never let her go
The love we've known can only grow (Thoughtful look appears on his face)
There's just one thing that-
No. (Looks at Shampoo fondly and she smiles back at him)
I'll never tell.
Both: 'Cause there's
Nothing to tell. (Sigh)
Shampoo: (Flips an
egg) He snores
Mousse: (Scuffs foot on the ground) She wheezes
Shampoo: (Glares at Mousse) Say "housework," and he
freezes
Mousse: (Glares back.) She has these creepy sneezes
that I can't describe!
Shampoo: I talk,
he breezes.
Mousse: She doesn't know
what cease is.
Shampoo: His body has got curses
from a Jusenkyo Spring! (Mousse gives her a dirty look)
Both: The vibe gets kind of wary,
Mousse: Like she thinks I'm
ordinary.
Shampoo: Like it's all just
temporary.
Mousse: Like her toes are kind of
hairy.
Both: but it's all very well!
'Cause, gosh knows, I'll never tell!
(Mousse picks up the paper in the living room, which was originally the waiting room of the Cat Cafe. Shampoo walks to him with a glass of Orange Juice)
Shampoo: Whenever
things get worse
He just hides behind his curse. (Mousse looks at her irritably)
Now look, he's getting purse!
'Cause he knows that I know.
Mousse: (Holds up a hand as if he counting things) She
clings,
She's needy
She's also really greedy
She never-
Shampoo: (Interrupts) His eyes are beady!
Mousse: (Rolls eyes) This is my line! Hello?!
::Jazzy music begins::
(Shampoo starts dancing, jerking her arms and legs randomly.)
Shampoo: Look at me!!
I'm dancing crazy!
(Mousse joins in and dances. They both follow a perfect pattern for a while.)
::Original music returns::
Mousse: (Pulls Shampoo in close)
Both: You know
Mousse: You're quite the charmer
Shampoo: My knight in armor
Mousse: Even though you're kind of
loopy (Pulls Shampoo in closer)
Your lips as red as rubies,
and you're firm yet supple- (Looks at her chest and blushes heavily before
diverting his gaze) tight embrace
::Music slows::
Shampoo: He's swell
Mousse: She's sweller
Shampoo: He'll always be my feller
Mousse: That's why I'll never
tell her that I'm petrified!
Shampoo: I've read this tale (Sighs and separates from Mousse)
There's wedding
then betrayal.
I know there'll come the day
I'll want to run and hide (Looks back at Mousse sadly)
Both: I lied (Look down to the ground)
I said it's easy.
I've tried
But there's these fears I can't quell (Look at each other and hold hands)
Mousse: Is she looking for a
faithful maid?
Shampoo: (Grins nervously) Will I
look good when I've gotten (Coughs) laid? (Both blush and look away from each
other.)
Mousse: Will our lives become too
stressful
if I'm never that successful?
Shampoo: (Pulls her cheeks out and looks into a mirror)
When I get so worn and wrinkly
that I look like David Brinkley
Mousse: Am I crazy?
Shampoo: Am I dreamin'? (Looks back at Mousse)
Mousse: Am I marrying
a demon? (Twirls Shampoo)
Both: (Face each other) We could
really raise the beam
in makin' marriage a hell!
So, thank god,
I'll never tell
Both: (Walk in a circle) I swear
that I'll never tell
Mousse: My lips are sealed (Makes gesture of zipping his
lips)
Shampoo: (Holds up one hand) I
plead the fifth
Mousse: (Takes off his glasses)
Nothing to see!
Shampoo: (Gestures as if guiding
people) Move it along
Both: I'll never tell (Both sit on
the couch and laugh.)
::: End Song:::
A couple of minutes after they ended the song loud beeping sounds could be heard and smoke drifted from the kitchen.
"The eggs!" Shampoo panicked and bolted for the kitchen. Mousse sighed and pulled his hands over his eyes. Of all the songs to sing it had to be about his upcoming marriage with Shampoo? He began to wonder if Ranma had discovered anything since Cologne had left.
Kasumi and Ranma walked into Tofu's old house, both carrying luggage; though Ranma had significantly more.
'Thank you so much for helping me Ranma," Kasumi said. Ranma shrugged as if it were no big deal.
"It's nothing," He said, setting down the luggage. Kasumi set hers down and turned to Ranma.
"Could you bring in the rest as well?" Kasumi asked. Ranma nodded and headed outside, where most of the luggage still was. When he neared it he noticed that some of the luggage was his.
"Kasumi?" He called. "You packed some of my stuff by mistake."
"It was no mistake," Kasumi said, walking behind Ranma. The pig-tailed youth looked at her in surprise.
"I didn't do it!" Ranma protested. It was bad enough most girls in Nerima thought of him as a pervert; he didn't want Kasumi to as well.
"Don't be silly," Kasumi responded. "I just decided that you might be safer here, no more beatings from my sister or unwanted fiancée's."
"Y-you know about that?" Ranma gaped at her. Kasumi rolled her eyes.
"I'm not naïve you know," Kasumi retorted. Ranma suppressed a laugh as he remembered other times that contradicted her statement.
"You'll live here with me now, and I want no arguments," Kasumi stated before walking into the house. Ranma didn't know how to respond.
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So who thought I was dead? Lol. I'm back, and plan on finishing all my
unfinished work. Gosh knows I have enough of it.