A/N Okay ladies and gentlemen who like Sessyessence. Are you prepared for the plot? This is a little roughed out plan Calum the Angel and Super Ceech and I have been working on and we really hope you enjoy it! This is just an outline so you can tell me what you think about it! Remember, I was flamed, my self esteem dropped ten points, she/he said I needed a plot!
Okay, here it is.
Blinded by sadness over the loss of his Fluffy Sessy gets even drunker and pops even more pills then he has already and then proceeds to have a wild one night stand. (No Sess fans it isn't with you!)
Meanwhile, the two fan girls have located his fluffy. But Naraku in a fit of jealous rage, because he doesn't have a pretty fluffy has cursed it so whoever touches it will become hanyou. He was intending for Sesshomaru to touch it and become hanyou, but the girls found it first. Now that they're hanyous they want to be Sessy's harem!
Rin, who had been left alone is wandering around, trying to find some pretty flowers to make Sesshomaru feel better. She stumbled across a very pretty purple flower with a golden stem. She picks it, but she passes out when she inhales some of it's spores.
The mix of the magical flower's spores and the scotch fumes which have soaked into her skin from Sesshomaru's compulsive drinking have a strange mix and she turns into a hanyou. But she ages eight years, so she's now a sixteen year-old hanyou with an eight year old mentality. She goes in search of Sesshomaru in hopes of becoming his mate.
Rin and the two fan girls battle violently for the honor of returning the fluffy to Sessy and becoming his mate and or harem.
Miroku fixed the wind tunnel in his hand by seducing Naraku, but by some weird twist of fate, they fall madly and passionately in love and Naraku becomes Miroku's bitch.
This enables Kagura to finally go off and marry Bobby (see deleted scenes for reference). Kanna develops a personality and then falls madly and passionately in love with Kohaku, but alas it is not to be because Kohaku is madly and passionately in love with Sango, who in return has fallen deeply in love Myouga.
Kouga falls into a very deep pit and is never seen from again, Ayame becomes a show girl, Kouga's wolf pack become a cult of cross dressers (no offence meant to cross dressing cults). Inuyasha, despite the love and hope that a life with Kagome promises decides to go to hell with Kikyo who is secretly banging Bobby, Kagura's man.
Kagome returned to her own time and is engaged to Hojo within the week. Her father returns, but it seems he left the family to have a sex change and is now her second mother. Hojo has lost his job, and to support Kagome has taken to closet pimping and his most popular bee-otch is Kagome's father/second mother.
Jaken, during all this has gone into hiding in shame.
The wild one night stand with Sesshomaru had strange repercussions and he is now bearing Sessy's child. Jaken gives birth to a fully formed, fully clothed, absolutely sinfully gorgeous young man with flowing blond hair and deep, deep blue eyes you just drown in.
Enraged at Sessy's treatment of Jaken, his mother, this boy goes in search of his father to make him pay. Unfortunately, along the way he accidently slips into the pool of transformation and turns into a really, really hot girl.
Well he, now officially a she finds her father, singing 'nobody knows the trouble I seen,' on a tall rock and she falls madly and passionately in love with him. When her affections are spurned she blasts her energy at the mountain, which is still burning in Kagome's time.
Rin and the two fan girls finally decided they can all bang Sessy together! Calling a truce they give Sessy his fluffy. But instead of turning into a hanyou, he turns into a chibi, which greatly disappointed his fan girls. For, as we all know, chibies are cute, but alas, undoable (if you catch my drift!).
At the end, all the wrongs, and misdeed and tangles in this web are discovered and with much weeping and wailing and reminiscing and teary eyed reunions. The story ends when they are crushed by a meteor and die.
Except Kouga.
He fell into a pit and was never seen from again.
Except the mole people.
He became their king.
Is that better?
It has a plot now? That makes it good right?
Right?
Right?
Answer me dammit!