A/N It's been fun Sessyessence fans, but the countdown to the end is coming. Five more chapters are coming. So PLEASE, hand in your suggestions after the tone. It's been fun ladies and gents, and I've laughed and I've cried, and I think we've all learned something. But all good things must come to an end, and I'd rather end this officially then loose interest and leave you all wondering. To my loyal fans.... Be strong! And remember, I took the both of you to the Princess Diaries: Royal Engagement. So, get over it!

That is all. Without Further Ado, Kikyo returns to us to serenade us with her lovely voice. I hope her clay face cracks!

COME WITH ME TO HELL

Kikyo, now mostly over her... enlightened state, induced by Sesshomaru's bowl of scotch wandered back into the bar, looking for some more rough and tumble fun. As she was sitting at the bar, the Inuyasha gang came in.

"And she was just staring at me!" Inuyasha was saying. "I was completely naked and she was staring at me! I mean! She was treating me like I was some sort of object! I have never felt so, so, so....violated in my entire life!"

"Why would Kikyo be peeping on you?" Miroku wondered, stroking his chin. "When there are so many more.... manly specimens around she could goggle at?"

Sango brought her fist down on Miroku's head.

The monk winced, but looked like his mind was elsewhere. Coincidently, so was his hand.

"Lech!" Sango snapped and stormed away. Kikyo watched them through narrowed eyelids. She rose loudly form her spot at the bar, making her stool squeak across the floor. She turned and stared at Inuyasha for a long time.

Maintaining eye contact the entire time she walked to the stage and got onto it. She found the song, and began to sing, as only Kikyo can, in her tortured female rock star voice.

Come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell
Come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell
Come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell

I don't like
What he's got

I think it'll change that
Inuyasha ain't all screwed up
I'll rearrange that

Come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell
Come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell
Come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell

I don't like who he sees
I think I'll fight her
I know their love is right

Time to get bitter!

Come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell
Come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell
Come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell

In the end it comes down to my babbling
And then nobody can blame
With help from all of my dabbling
No one left will be sane!

Nobody's going to help me
I've just got to beat him alone
Without dirtying my hands
And hope Inu plans
To make all of Hell his home!

Come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell
Come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell
Come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell

I don't like
What he's got

I think it'll change that
Inuyasha ain't all screwed up
I'll rearrange that

She jumped off the stage and began advancing on Inuyasha, who flattened himself against a table to avoid her. Whining like the terrified canine he was.

Come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell
Come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell
Come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell, come with me to Hell

"Inuyasha!" she ordered firmly. "Come with me to hell!"

Inuyasha swallowed heavily, eyeing her nervously.

"Um.... okay!"