A/N: This is it. The Last Chapter. I hope you enjoy it! Bye the way, Hanyou Grl, you rock! Thanx! Over a hundred now! (gives devil horns but not in a non Christian way otherwise Spacewolf's mama will kill her because her mom is just like that sometimes even though Spacey's mother will never really know that she does in her fanfics, but that's not really the point now is it? Sop stop bothering me! My fic my rules! Nyah)
P.S School computers SUCK! Sorry about the format. I can't convert it to html and I can send it home to myself in an email either becuase the computer hates me and I can't find my disks... so yeah! Enjoy it, with it's butchered format!
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IT'S RAINING SHARDS
"That was a lot of sits," Shippou commented, sipping on his sake. Of course he was allowed to drink alcohol. It was a karaoke bar after all! Geez! If the kid can risk his life fighting demon's he's allowed to get drink! Cha!
"Indeed it was my friend," Sango agreed in a sage tone. "Indeed it was!" She sipped her sake. The entire bar was watching Inuyasha, as he lay in a crumpled heap in the dent he'd made in the ground with the string of sits.
Kagome sat casually beside him, waiting for him to wake up.
"Come on Inuyasha!" she urged. "We've got to get going! It's getting late! I need to get back so I can get my education and not end up on welfare!"
Inuyasha could only moan and twitch.
"Here!" Naraku said, grabbing Miroku's staff. He poked Inuyasha in the back.
"Uuugh!" Inuyasha groaned.
Poke. Poke.
"Nyuugh!"
Poke. Poke.
"Fedubub!"
Pokepokepoke!
"Afleh!"
POKE!
Inuyasha groaned and rolled over. He glared at Naraku who handed the staff to Kagome and tried to look innocent. He only managed to look girly and vapid. It was a good look for Naraku.
Kagome helped Inuyasha sit up. As he rose, his cheeks went bright red, remembering how forcefully she'd shown her affections for him minutes earlier.
He knew Kagome liked him, he'd just never known she felt that way about him! It was kind of flattering, in a spine crunching sort of way!
"Come Shippou!" Kagome said, tugging Inuyasha to his feet. "We'd better get going!"
"Aw Kagome!" Shippou whined.
"Can't I sing one song?"
"Well okay!" she agreed. "Just one!"
"Yay!"
The cheerful little kitsune landed on the stage and struck a dramatic pose. Everyone oohed and awed over how cute he was with his giant head and tiny feet and hands.
"Alrighty!" he said taking a deep breath.
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world
It's a world of laughter
- A world of tears It's a world of...
"Iron Reaver Soul Stealer!"
Shippou had to jump off stage to avoid Inuyasha's attack. A second later the stage was reduced to rubble as everyone in the bar threw something, be it weapons,. Tomatoes, demon powers or panties at the stage. It was reduced to a smoking heap in seconds.
"Not that song!" Inuyasha screamed raggedly.
Shippou jumped onto the smoking heap.
"Alright, alright sheesh!" he grumbled. "Cripes! Everyone's a critique!"
He took a deep breath and began again.
Demons are rising
Decency is getting low
According to all sources
Feudal Japan's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
(first time)
Inform all the bards
(tell the bards)
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining shards!
It's raining Shards Demon'll get ya!
It's raining Shards!
Ah man!
I'm gonna go out
I'm gonna let myself get
Every little bit
It's raining Shards Demon'll get ya!
It's raining Shards!
Every specimen
Dog, wolf, thunder and flea
Most of whom are clearly bishi
Kami bless Kagome
Inuyasha too Guide
Miroku from heaven
And help Sango this pain to get through
Kami teach the angels
To burn down the sky
So that these two women
Could find their perfect guy
It's raining Shards Demon'll get ya!
It's raining Shards!
Ah man!
It's raining Shards Demon'll get ya!
It's raining Shards!
Ah man!
I feel demonic auras moving in
Battles to begin
Defeat the thunder
Shards in their head
Don't need the Shikon when you're dead
(Don't need the Shikon)
Kami bless Kagome
Inuyasha too
Guide Miroku from heaven
And help Sango this pain to get through
Kami teach the angels
To burn down the sky
So that these two women
Could find their perfect guy
Ooh, it's raining Shards, yeah
Demons are rising
Decency is getting low
According to all sources
Feudal Japan's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Inform all the bards
For the first time in history I
t's gonna start raining Shards!
It's raining Shards Demon'll get ya!
It's raining Shards!
Ah man!
It's raining Shards Demon'll get ya!
It's raining Shards!
Ah man!
It's raining Shards Demon'll get ya!
It's raining Shards!
Ah man!
It's raining Shards Demon'll get ya!
It's raining Shards!
Ah man!
Dog, wolf, thunder and flea
Most of whom are clearly bishi
It's raining Shards Demon'll get ya!
It's raining Shards!
Ah man!
It's raining Shards Demon'll get ya!
It's raining Shards!
Ah man!
"Yay Shippou!" Kagome exclaimed happily clapping. "Yay! You're the best Shippou!"
All the females agreed, squealing and cheering. There was a grumble and general consciences among the males that Shippou needed to die. They began sharpening their axes and stroking guns lovingly.
"When that little brat least suspects!" Inuyasha growled, sharpening Tetsusiaga.
"I say we defenestrate him!" Naraku glared.
"That's a ghastly ting to do to a man!" Miroku exclaimed, staring at Naraku in horror.
"It means throw him out a window," Naraku said rolling his eyes. "Oh."
And thus as the females cooed over the cute little boy, the males gathered behind the bar and plotted how best to ice the little wiener. Many a foul and wicked plot was hatched to dispatch the sickeningly cute kitsune. And Shippou, was none the wiser!
A/N Well, that's it ladies and gentlemen! The nineteen chapter of Sessyessence. We've been through a lot. A rhyming flame, a proposed plot, which you guys never got back to me on.... tons of songs and all sorts of other good times. We saw Kikyo head bang and Sessy pop pills, Inuyasha rap while naked and Naraku sing Shania Twain. All in all I couldn't be more satisfied...
Sesshomaru: Hold on hold on! The title is Sessyessence. Sesshomaru and Evanescence! I haven't sung an Evanescence song since the first few chapters! You can't end this fic like this you moron! I haven't found my fluffy yet! And nineteen chapters? What kind of freak ends a plot with story at nineteen chapters? Make it an even twenty!
Super Ceech: Here here! Especially with Shippou!
Calum the Angel: I respect that this is your fic and you have the right to do whatever you want with it. But if you don't....shakes fists as only Calum can
Spacewolf: cringes away from her enraged friends and bishi who exists only in the imagination of dreamers. Well reviewers? Should I add one more chapter? Make Sessyessence and even twenty? And should Sessy and his fluffy be reunited? I mean I am compulsive and I do like round numbers, especially ones divisible by ten... (please don't ask!) So the ball is in your court? Do we want a Sessy medley?