Sung to the tune of Dixie

Yoh: If I were the Shaman King,
I'd sleep each and every day away!
I'm enaged!
She's depraved!
I've been caged!
Shaman King.

Ren: If I were the Shaman King,
I'd kill you all, with this thing!
You would scream!
I would gleam!
If I were,
Shaman King.

All: I wish I was the Shaman King!
Hooray! Hooray!
Necromancers, itakos!
I would rule them all!

Hao: You twit!
That's it!
I'll burninate you all!

Silva: You can't.
That's that.
I'm starting to look fat!

Lalalalalalalalalala!!

All: I wish I was the Shaman King!
Hooray! Hooray!
Necromancers, itakos!
I would rule them all!

Silva: Most guys,
Yoh: Take sides!
Faust: No one will, support me!
Ren: We fight,
Hao: Tonight!

All: To become the...
SHAMAN KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!