A/N So it's been a while and I've only got three reviews from you guys telling me to add a 20th chapter. I'm just glad I was going to do the medley whether you wanted me to or not! I'm going to clean up the format a little bit on it, but other then that, this truly is the end of Sessyessence.
SESSY MEDLEY
Sesshomaru plopped himself down at the bar looking utterly forlorn and depressed. He exuded such a presence of sorrow that everyone immediately felt their tears prickle with sorrow.
Even Inuyasha who hated, loathed, despised and just plain didn't like his brother was touched by the tragic, defeated figure of the bowed Sesshomaru.
"What's wrong?" he demanded harshly. "It's not like I care or anything!"
"Oh brother," Sesshomaru said slowly and sadly. "Someday you'll find something worth holding onto for all your life. And you'll risk everything for it, but if you're not ready you might loose it. Someday the most wonderful thing in your life will come along. It hope you recognize it when it does. So you'll never know this aching sorrow in my heart."
Sesshomaru bowed his head in deep contemplation for the path not taken. For his true love which he had not appreciated. For the fluffy he'd taken for granted.
"I just wish," Sesshomaru said. He sighed heavily. For a moment losing his heart to continue. "I just wish that I had it here. That I could hold in my hands one last time and just tell it how much I truly, truly love it!"
"I find talking about it always helps me with my problems," Kagome said suggested.
"Naw," Inuyasha replied. "Senseless violence is the only way to be!"
"I like to lock myself in a room and do nothing," Naraku offered helpfully. "It adds to my dark and broody persona."
"I'm not a dark and broody person," Sesshomaru said dolefully. "I'm more of a smiting those who have angered me kind of person."
"Well, I still think you need to express yourself," Sango advised. "Maybe through angsty poetry, or depressing songs, or writing short one shots fics where everyone dies!"
Sesshomaru nodded, considering the possibilities carefully.
"I suppose, since music tames the wild beast," Sesshomaru said thoughtfully. "I should sing!"
"What does taming a wild beast have to do with anything?" Shippou asked, leaning over to Kana.
"Just go with it kid," she answered.
"To properly express my feelings and exorcize them in a healthy environment, without smashing open the skulls fo the nearest fools-" Everyone took a deep gulp and three steps back. "-I shall do what all great men do in such situations! Sing folk songs!"
My fluffy lies over the ocean
My fluffy lies over the sea
My fluffy lies over the ocean
Oh bring back my fluffy to me
Bring back, bring back
Bring back my fluffy to me, to me
Bring back, bring back
Bring back my fluffy to me
Last night as I lay on my pillow
Last night as I lay on my bed
Last night as I lay on my pillow
I dreamed that my fluffy was dead
Bring back, bring back
Bring back my fluffy to me, to me
Bring back, bring back
Bring back my fluffy to me
Oh blow ye the winds o'er the ocean
And blow ye the winds o'er the sea
Oh blow ye the winds o'er the ocean
And bring back my fluffy to me
Bring back, bring back
Bring back my fluffy to me, to me
Bring back, bring back
Bring back my fluffy to me
The winds have blown over the ocean
The winds have blown over the sea
The winds have blown over the ocean
And brought back my fluffy to me
Bring back, bring back
Bring back my fluffy to me, to me
Bring back, bring back
Bring back my fluffy to me
One fat tear slid out from underneath Sesshomaru's long, luxurious lashes.
"They haven't brought back my fluffy yet though," he sighed. It was a watery and wounded sound. Everyone crowded around Sesshomaru to give him a big hug. As the large crowd took turns embracing the Lord of the Western lands to make him feel better, (a few fangirls got two hugs) the bar room door was flung open.
"M'lord, you are saddened!" Jaken cried. He rushed forward, swinging his staff left and right, beating people off his precious Sesshomaru. "Back you beasts back!" he cried at the fangirls. "M'lord, it is I Jaken, your faithful servant! Please m'lord, are you hurt? Shall I kiss it better? Rub your feet or lick your shoes?"
Sesshomaru shuddered, his sadness forgotten for the moment.
"Jaken," he said sounding much more like his old self. "Why could it not have been you who was lost?"
Sesshomaru stood up abruptly, knocking his stool back. Everyone scattered, fearing the wrath of the bishi. He stalked towards the stage, looking relatively like his old-self, and yet, somehow incomplete without his fluffy.
"Jaken." Sesshomaru made a face and seemed unable to finish that train of thought.
Long-lost words whisper slowly to me
Still can't find what keeps Jaken here
When all this time I've been so hollow inside
Jaken, I know you're still there
Stalking me, haunting me
I can feel you pull me down
Sneering at you, loathing you
I won't let you pull me down
Hunting me, I can smell you - ugh!
Your voice pounding in my head
Stalking me, haunting me
I can feel you pull me down
Craving me, degrading me
Watching me
I can feel you pull me down
Fearing you, loathing you
I won't let you pull me down!
"Oh m'lord," Jaken moaned, fanning himself. "Oh m'lord when you sing about me I swoon m'lord! You make me go positively weak at the knees!"
"GET 'EM!"
This command came from a fangirl who had taken charge of the others. They all pounced on Jaken, beating him into the ground with chairs and baseball bats and various oversized novelty weapons they happened to have in their back pockets.
When the smoke cleared and they backed off, breathing heavily, they revealed the mangled pile of mush that was Jaken.
Kagome ran forward and dropped beside the small toad man. She placed her ear over his mouth to listen for breathing. She gasped and drew back, eyes going wide. She covered her mouth with her hands.
"He's, he's dead!"
There was a pregnant silence which filled the air after this declaration before the tavern, nay Japan, nay, the WORLD, burst into joyous, raucous unbridled elation at the news that Jaken was dead.
As if this wasn't enough good news, a minute alter the barroom door was flung open again. There, framed in the doorway, stood Rin, in her hands was the fluffy!
Sesshomaru let out a happy cry and threw himself forward. Slashing his way to the door, killing a few unimportant generic demons. He collapsed to his knees and with trembling hands reached out for his fluffy.
Shyly Rin placed it in his hands.
With a sudden movement, Sesshomaru yanked the fluffy to his chest, stroking it against his cheek.
"Oh my fluffy," he moaned happily, stroking it as if he could never do it enough. "How I've missed you! I'll never let you go again!"
He turned to the girl who'd returned his fluffy.
"Rin!" he sighed happily, stroking her face with one clawed hand. "Thank you. You've made me the happiest man alive!"
"Are you really happy then Fluffy-sama?" Rin asked eagerly.
"I really am," Sesshomaru nodded. He gave her a considering look. "You know, you're not half bad looking for a mortal," he said thoughtfully. "You're still sort of young though." He frowned, and then his face cleared. "Tell ya what! As soon as you hit puberty I'll be all over you like a drunk prom date!"
"Okay Fluffy-sama," Rin said happily, oblivious to the implications of that statement. Sesshomaru stood up and with trembling hands resumed the fluffy to it's place of glory.
There was a collective sigh as fangirls, and the still important, though not highly recognized fanboys melted into a collective puddle of sheer bliss at the sight of their sex god.
"Oh I feel so much better now!" Sesshomaru sighed happily. "You know, I never realized just how my image effects the world. I have fangirls bleeding themselves dry for me, killing toad men for me, and even melting into a puddle right here in a Karaoke bar in the Feudal Time. It's kind of ironic, how I, Sesshomaru, sexiest man in all of the Western Kingdom have accumulated such a gathering."
He stroked his fluffy in slow, thoughtful, erotic motions. (Don't ask how.)
"Losing my fluffy has made me realized just how important I truly am!" He nodded thoughtfully. "I need to sing again!"
He nodded and marched towards the stage once more, careful not to step in the fangirl/fanboy puddle.
"I'd like to dedicate this song, to everyone who's ever been a fangirl," Sesshomaru said in a mellow, sexy voice. "Whether your rabid or not. Stalker material or just interested, and even the fanboys, this song is for you! Mostly for the fangirls because I don't swing that way."
Perfect by nature,
An icon of self-indulgence.
Just what we all need:
More fluffies in a world that...
...Revolves entirely around Sessy.
I have no shame, 'cause I am Sessy!
Somehow I've become every fangirl's idol!
Look, here I come now.
Bow down and stare in wonder.
Oh, how you love me!
No flaws, I'm not pretending.
But now I know I....
Chorus
... Revolve entirely around Sessy!
You don't know how you should worship me!
Somehow I've become every fangirl's idol!
Serene as a mask, god I'm fine!
Can't find yourself lost in my shine!
You know the truth now.
You know who I am
and you'll love me forever more!
Chorus
Life revolves entirely around Sessy!
You don't know how you should worship me!
Somehow I've become every fangirl's idol!
Life revolves entirely around Sessy!
I'm not real and you can't have me.
Somehow I've become every fangirl's idol!
Everyone burst into thunderous applause, screaming and cheering for Sesshomaru. He graced them all with a faint smile, which actually unnerved them since he was showing emotion. But it was still pretty.
"I hate to break up this little love fest," Scary Ned said carefully. "But it's closing time!"
"Awww!" the entire bar crowd whined. "Do we hafta?"
"You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here," Scary Ned said sadly.
Sadly the abr began to shuffle towards the door, but it was flung open by a breathless Kouga.
"WAIT!" he wailed desperately. "We need one last song!"
"Well that seems fair," Kagome nodded. "A happy note to end on!"
"Who should sing it though?" Shippou asked curiously.
"Well obviously we all should!" Kouga said flicking his ponytail over one shoulder. "That's why me and my men haven't been ack since our cameo in chapter five with Go-Go. Someone had to gather up all the unimportant but loveable characters for our finale!"
He nodded and in through the bar door the unimportant but lovable characters filed in. Hiten, Monten, Juromaru, Kageromaru, Yura of the hair, Gatenmaru, Jenegi and various others. The bar was now packed at this point with all the demons squeezed inside. Kikyo had even returned. She took up position on one side of Inuyasha, much to his unease.
"Alright!" Naraku shouted over the din in his deep voice. Everyone was silenced immediately. "I am now passing out song sheets." He did so. Now everyone had a song sheet. "Are we ready?"
"Yup!" they all nodded. In perfect unison I might add.
How?
They're just talented like that!
We are from TV (it's on!)
We're all kinds of demons you see (Get up and party!)
We are from TV
Get up everybody and sing!
We are from TV
We're all kinds of demons you see
We are from TV
Get up everybody and sing!
Always as one, no matter the weather
As we walk on by.
And some can fly just like birds on a feather
And we'll tell no lie.
All of the people around us they say
Can they be that hot?
Just let me state for the record
InuYasha crew gives it all they got!
We are from TV
We're all kinds of demons you see
We are from TV
Get up everybody and sing!
We are from TV
We're all kinds of demons you see
We are from TV
Get up everybody and sing!
Living life is fun and we've just begun to get our share
Of the Shikon Shard
High hopes we had for the future
Now that Jaken's scarred
No we don't get depressed thanks to our awesome hair
Walk tall, talk big and do it with flair
And you won't got wrong oh no
This is our golden rule
We are from TV
We're all kinds of demons you see
We are from TV
Get up everybody and sing!
We are from TV
We're all kinds of demons you see
We are from TV
Get up everybody and sing!
We are from TV
We're all kinds of demons you see
We are from TV
Get up everybody and sing!
We are from TV (yaaaaay)
We're all kinds of demons you see (most are actually bishi)
We are from TV
Get up everybody and sing!
We are from TV (yaaaaay)
We're all kinds of demons you see (most are actually bishi)
We are from TV
Get up everybody and sing!
As the last notes of their perfectly in tune singing floated up to the heavens, Kikyo was crushed by a meteor and died.
The End.
A/N, Lemme see, killed Jaken, Killed Kikyo, found the Fluffy, made it to twenty chapters, and made all my favorite characters OOC. All in all I think I've accomplished everything I set out to do with Sessyessence.
It's funny how making meatball subs can spawn something so lovely isn't it? Really makes you think... O.o
Lists of all the songs ruined.... eh heh... altered for this fic!
Chapter One: I'm Immortal - My Immortal
Chapter Two: Jaken Killed Me Inside - Wake Me Up Inside
Chapter Three: Holding Out For A Hanyou - Holding Out For A Hero
Chapter Four: I Can Be Your Hero - Same (Jaken, Enrique Iglesias is there really a difference?) Chapter Five: Go-Go - Same (I remember B-4-4's hair as being borderline anime to begin with!) Chapter Six: Rock Naraku - Rock This Country
Chapter Seven: Dumb - Numb
Chapter Eight: Naked - Same (Jaken naked, now that'll be hard to explain in therapy!)
Chapter Nine: It was just Who Let the Dogs Out, (I had been flamed and was feeling small and insignificant inside because I was wounded)
Chapter Ten: I devised a plot for this fic ebcuase that's apparently a weakness of mine. No one ever got back to me on it though....
Chapter Eleven: I'm On My Way To Hell - Highway To Hell
Chapter Twelve: Man, I Look Like A Woman - Man, I Feel Like A Woman.
Chapter Thirteen: Pretty Boys Make Me Nervous - Pretty Girls Make Me Nervous
Chapter Fourteen: Come With Me To Hell - Raise A Little Hell
Chapter Fifteen: So In Love With Two - Same (It just worked!)
Chapter Sixteen: Can't Fight. No Moonlight - Can't Fight The Moonlight
Chapter Seventeen: InuYasha - Mamma Mia
Chapter Eighteen: Sit Me Baby One More Time - Hit Me Baby One More Time (Ever wonder if Brittany Spears likes pain? It's a thought)
Chapter Nineteen: It's Raining Shards - It's Raining Men
Chapter Twenty:
1) My Fluffy Lies Over The Ocean - My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean
2) Stalker Song - Haunted
3) Every Fangirl's Idol - Everybody's Idol
4) We Are From TV - We Are Family
And that, ladies and gentlemen is Sessyessence.