OK guys, me and some of my friends who were here when the Outsiders section STARTED are getting REALLY bored with the stories lately, there's nothing interesting anymore. And all this crap about your stories being new and original? NOPE! You cant take a NEW GIRL and give her a problem and say that's original. That's just a disguise for the fact that SHE'S STILL NEW! New girl moves into town, doesn't matter if she's black, blind, just a floating head whatever you want to do to her does not change the fact hat she is new and in an overdone story. THIS story was new and original. Almost all of my stories were completely new and original at one point and then more of the teeny fans got on the site and started over using my ideas. Granted the new girl, or the time travel (Which is also overused) were not my ideas, but a lot of this stuff was. I HAD THE FIRST SONGFIC! And now there's a lot of them on here. But I do think that the new girl, and the extended family members and time travel and Saying that your Dally when he was in NY story is original (Because its not, me and Augie did that one) the drugs, Sickness is also overused...SLASH! Slash has been WAY overused lately too. Come on ppl use your heads and come up with something that's REALLY new. I know there's more stuff that's overused and stuff but that's all I'm going into right now. I will update my Outsiders read fan fiction if you would like any other ideas on what's old. I came up with that story to let people know what's being overdone. I think it has some helpful tips in the form of an amusing story. Anywho now on to my story.

A day in the Life of a Computer by Two-Bit Matthews.

Monday
Got turned on. NO! not like that/ Although that might have been nice. All this button pushing hurts. And the girl using the computer hits hard when she gets angry at me. Its not my fault she never upgrades. And she listens to such angry music on me, I mean what the hell is MmmBop supposed to be? Are they going to come bop me or something? The only good thing I've downloaded for her was a Mickey Mouse Cartoon. Hooray for computer mice!

Tuesday
I am getting rather tired of being hit when my owner wants something. She'll pet me telling me that I am a good computer but one wrong move and BAM! I get hit. Does anyone respect my feelings? Feels hurt I think I liked being a woman better, At least I was getting HIT ON instead of HIT.

Wednesday

A welcome relief today a guy was on.. he kicked my female owner off, I think it was Dally or Steve. For as soon as I pulled up they were looking for naughty sites. I do have to worry about whoever was on when a gay guy site came up. Must find out who it was and stay away from them...Might have been Dally.

Thursday
Alas the female owner is back. And is having a conversation with another female friend. And the weirdest conversation too, they are talking about the gang and me, making us do strange things. Then she got on this site called fan fiction where there are other strange conversations with the gang that I don't remember having.

Friday
Female owner is now looking up lyrics to random songs. Most bizarre songs to except one called "Date Rape". This song reminds me of Tim. "If it wasn't for date rape I would never get laid..." Must remember this to tell the gang.

Saturday
Assume Tim heard about my remark and is now at my female owners house writing threatening E-mails to me. In response I keep shutting myself down when he nears the end of the letter. And Tim is too slow to hit the save button every few minutes causing him to lose threatening letters repeatedly. He soon gives up and goes on his way.

Sunday
My last day in this computer and luckily my female owner is not on me. I am now looking to find who in the gang I should worry about. Have discovered that it IS dally who stumbled upon those sites. Makes a mental note to stay away from Dally for the time being Have also been informed that there are cookies on me...have yet to find edible ones.

OK everyone that's it for now, I will try to update stuff more often now that my computer is working again. Leave lots of reviews!