I kinda finished and its longer and funnier I hope you enjoy this and please review!
"Dad come look!" Chris says as he watches T.V. Peter immediately ran down stairs to see what was up.
"Dad look at this new show that came on." Peter looks at the T.V. and says "Hey I saved that guy once in kindergarten, I think his name is Inuyasha which means Farts with wind or something like that. While he was thinking Chris was dying with laughter he soon stopped and corrected him.
"It means Dog Demon." He continues to giggle. "Well the story goes like this." On the first day of kindergarten I got to nervous and started to get gas so I skipped school but the next day was show and tell and I didn't know cause I skipped school so I just watched. The last kid brang a rocket which was taken and set aside then it was my turn. I got so nervous I farted and blew the rocket sky high. Not noticing my shoe laces melted with the rocket, So I went with it. I was to scared to open my eyes but when I did, I knew I wasn't in my time, So I explored the town I fell in. That where I met him, Basky, he flew away like the basket he was. "Kill Inuyasha!!!" that was the last word I heard so I headed up the hill. There I found a boy with demon ears and white hair. So I runs to the crowd to settle things.
"Hey, hey, hey stop this nonsense" I said in a consulting voice. "We will not stop until this demon kid is dead." Said the guy with a torch and soon swords and torches pointed at me. I got so scared I let the big one loose right into a torch which burned the basket. Then I saw a tear fall down the basket a freakin tear it was so funny. I started farting and laughing at the same time man Chris you should have seen it. But later I had to take a massive dump but since I farted all my farts out It made taking a dump very slow and man it was not pretty once it came out I flew out of the of the hut like that Keitaro in when he gets punched by that Naru chick oh, oh, oh and I swear I heard that YOU ARE NOW FREE TO MOVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY when I was in the air! I flew into a mountain where the biggest Kindergarten fight I had broke out. It was this hot chick called Sango with her little ruler boomerang and that dang kitten. It wasn't my fault that that kitten almost got crushed. So it started like this I ran at her and she ran at me with her boomerang and WAIT I got to do something first!!
Peter then runs upstairs to do something. Chris turns around and starts watching Inuyasha. (what's up next does not happen in inuyasha)Chris sees the bad guy onigumo get hit by a basket and transforms into Naroku "WOW DAD WAS RIGHT, HE REALLY DID SAVE INUYASHA COOL!!!" Okay Chris don't laugh, Peter comes down in Louis dress and sit down. Chris trying to not laugh asked peter why he was wearing a dress. "Well Sango told me to, when I tell this story or she will beat me up again. Chris confronted peter and made him wear his regular clothes. Peter then started the story from where he left off, BUT 2 minutes later Sango busted through his roof and beat him up. "Oh god reality doesn't make since anymore." Chris said in shock then peter replied "It never does" then he fainted and Sango flew away and all was quiet the rest of the night.