Chapter Eight:
"Sara ! You sly old fox you!!" Nick exclaimed happily as he slapped the young woman heartily across the back, nearly knocking her across the break room.
"owww." Sara mumbled irritably as she glared at the enthusiastic young man.
"You and Catherine ?!" Nick stated shaking his head in wonderment, and entirely missing the brunettes pissed off look.
"Wow !" He smiled, letting his mind wander through all the fun possibilities those two names together could provide a young lad.
"Nick" Sara growled, not liking the way the young man's eyes were lighting up at all.
"Heh, sorry Sara." He replied sheepishly, shaking himself out of his self induced haze and walking over to join the other woman beside her beloved coffee machine.
Leaning against the bench, he gave Sara his best boyish smile. "I just want you to know I'm so happy for you guys." he told her happily, throwing his arms around her, and hugging her as if her life depended on it.
"ummph ick ett ooof eeeee ." Sara gasped, trying to push the young man off of her.
"Hey Nick try and not suffocate my girlfriend okay ?" Catherine told the young CSI as she entered the break room, and headed straight for the couch.
"heh, sorry Cat." Nick mumbled apologetically as he extracted himself from Sara, checking to see that the young woman was still breathing, he walked over to sit beside the older CSI.
"I'm just so happy for you guys." He told the other woman, giving her a slight, entirely breathable hug.
"I know Nicky, I know." Catherine replied happily, giving the young man a gentle pat on the knees.
Growling lowly to herself Sara picked up her coffee and headed over to join the other two CSIs.
"Hey Sara what do you think about this dress ?" Catherine asked the younger woman as she sat down beside her. Turning towards her and shoving a brochure of an exquisite wedding gown into her hands.
"Do you think I'd too look fat in it ?!" She asked self consciously.
"Ohh my God Catherine !" Sara exclaimed completley stunned. "That dress costs fifty thousand dollars, hell yeah I think you'd look fat in it !" She told the other woman, thinking in fact the it would make the strawberry blonde look absolutely drop dead gorgeous.
Stunned, Catherine merly gapped at the young brunette for a long few minutes, before leaning in close to her. "Sara Elizabeth Sidle, you are so NOT getting lucky tonight !" She yelled as she stormed off towards the coffee machine.
"Rigggght ....." Sara murmured, shaking her head and blinking her eyes in bemusement.
"Because I was soooo getting lucky every other night ...... ?!???" She muttered to herself.
"Ohh man." Nick stated slapping his head at the stupidity of the woman now sitting next to him.
"Sara, Sara, Sara. You have got a lot to learn about women." He told the brunette sympathetically.
"Excuse me, I was actually a woman the last time I checked." Sara exclaimed offendidly. "I think I do actually know a little something about them."
"Sara, never ever tell a woman you think she looks fat." Nick replied, giving the young woman a compassionate pat on the shoulder.
"I am NOT paying fifty grand for a God Damned stupid frock ! " Sara told the young man, angrily shaking off his hand.
"Sara, if you don't want your credit card bill to shoot through the roof, then I suggest you go out and marry some guy." Nick laughed.
"god damned stupid wedding ...." Sara grumbled moodily to herself, as she hurriedly turned her back on the laughing man beside her.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Ahh good, everybody else is here." Grissom stated nodding his head as he walked into the room.
"Catherine, Sara, Nick. I'd like to introduce you to one Sister Mary Joseph Emmanuel, Mother Superior of the Sacred Heart convent in Reno." Grissom said, introducing the small carmelite nun beside him.
"Hey cool, did some nuns die ?" Nick asked excitedly, thinking that the night was starting to look quite good.
"No actually quite the opposite." Grissom replied, waiting for a still glaring Catherine to take a seat across from Sara before he continued.
"Actually Sister Mary is running a biannual convention for nuns here in Las Vagas this week." Grissom continued. " We seem to have absolutely no cases tonight." Grissom stated, shaking his head in wonderment. "As you can imagine I was rather perplexed by all of this, I mean this is actually Vagas."
"We like to call it Sodom and Gomorrah, in the business." Sister Mary interrupted pompously as she took a seat beside Catherine.
"Hmm yes quite." Grissom smirked at the sister's rather apt description.
"Anyway as I was saying I simply couldn't understand this until the sister rang me with a truly plausible reason. Sister if you will." Grissom smiled, leaving the nun to explain to his CSIs.
"Well its all quite simple really." Sister Mary began gruffly. "You see all crooks know that its bad karma to be naughty while there is a nun's convention on in town. So consequently most towns we visit are crime free during our stay." She stated proudly.
"WHAT ?!" Sara exclaimed loudly, just how stupid did Grissom think she actually was ?!
"You really expect us to believe that ?!" She asked the older man tersely.
"But didn't you say ...." Nick began before being silenced by Sara's stiletto heel.
"owww." He cried, shooting the brunette an evil glare.
"Of course I expect you to believe it Sara." Grissom replied unconsciously taking of his glasses and cleaning them."It makes a great deal of sense." He told her sagely.
"Anyway this leaves us without any cases tonight, and thusly with one of two options." He stated, replacing his glasses as he looked between his three CSIs.
"Either we could all catch up on some paperwork." He suggested to a chorus of groans.
"Or we can take the night of, and help our two ladies celebrate their upcoming wedding."
"I vote for paperwork." Sara decided suddenly, raising her hand to further stress her choice.
"Woohoo Bachelor party !" Nick whooped excitedly.
"Good choice." Grissom congratulated Nick, smiling at his boyish enthusiasm.
"I decided to invite Sister Mary and a few of her friends along, as a way of thanks for giving us all the night off."Grissom added happily, sure that Catherine and Sara would appreciate his kind gesture.
"Yes, it will prove an excellent lesson in temptation and sin I believe." Sister Mary said happily nodding her aged head.
"Anyway I've hired out a small bus, and Greg and Warrick are down there already with the other sisters. So come on people lets get this party started." He finished hopping he sounded terribly young and hip.
"I'm not paying for this right ?!" Sara called after the rest of the group, as she quickly ran to join them.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Wow !" Catherine muttered as she took in the extremely large two story black bus, filled with at leat a hundred nuns of varying ages.
"Wohoo Bachelor party with hundreds of single women !" Nick screamed excitedly as he pushed past the two women in his haste to get on the bus.
"Ahh Nick I don't think ..." Sara began, before deciding that the southern lad probably wasn't going to listen to her anyway.
"Come on ladies, your Carriage awaits." Grissom smiled as he brushed past them and boarded the big bus.
"Righhhht...." Catherine mumbled as she grabbed her fiances hand and pulled her onto the huge vehicle.
"Hey Cat, Sara." Warrick called out, as he walked down the isle to greet them both.
"I'm so happy for both of you." He told them, as he embraced Catherine, then heartily shook Sara's hand.
"Sara, you are one lucky woman." He sincerely told the young woman.
"Yeah well I bet my bank manager doesn't think so." Sara muttered glumly as she pushed past the other man and took a seat.
"Hey Catherine Wanna sit on my knee ?" Greg asked hopefully as the gorgeous older woman walked past him.
"Hey lab boy MINE !!!" Sara growled as she reached across to his seat and smacked him, rather upset that the young man hadn't asked her to sit on his knee instead.
"Ohhh honey, that's so sweet." Catherine smiled as she seated herself nearly on top of the other woman.
"Maybe you might just get lucky tonight baby." She whispered seductivley to the shocked brunette.
"Great." Sara smiled fakley, could this night possibly get any worse she wondered annoyed.
"Right then Sister's how about a rousing chorus of Kumbya ?" Sister Mary Joseph asked as she climbed aboard the bus and seated herself happily behind the wheel.
Sara decided to hit her head repeatedly against the seat in front of her.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Whoa ! Why are we stopping here ?!" Sara demanded desperately as the bus pulled up outside a rather large and seedy looking venue entitled The Kitty Lounge.
"Woohoo Bachelor party !" Nick and Greg screamed excitedly as they hurriedly ran off the bus.
"Umm No, no no no no no ....... " Sara shook her head worriedly.
"Come on guy's you don't need to pretend around us, we're family." Warrick kindly told the somewhat green looking young woman.
"Yes, it should be ahh ...... fun." Grissom added as he walked up the isle to them.
"Ahhh..... but the ahh .... nuns! " Sara tried, hoping for a last minute rescue. Only to notice the large line of nun's being handed large stacks of dollar bills by Sister Mary.
"I really don't think they're going to have that much of a problem honey." Catherine laughed, shaking her head at the odd scene as she dragged her unwilling fiance off the bus and into the building.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Now what you do is line up in front of the dancers and place the dollar bills into their underwear." Sister Mary instructed the excited group of nuns in front of her.
"Alternatively you could use a couple of the bills together to either buy some alcohol, or to get something called a 'lap dance' from one of the dancers." She added educationally.
"Now just spread out and try and learn as much as you can about this sort of temptation so that we may each be better able to help the damned and the sinners of our world." She encouraged.
"And if you need any help, I'll be sitting right over there." The elderly Sister smiled as she quicly headed towards a rather leggy and buxom young blonde dancer.
"Ohh My God !" Sara shook her head stunned by the non nun like activities the robed women were getting up too.
"I'm sooo getting a drink!" She quickly decided, as she hurriedly headed towards the bar.
"Hey, Give me your strongest drink, and make it a double." Sara asked the barman, as she quickly placed her money on the counter and jumped on to stool beside it.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Hey baby." A slightly tipsy Catherine replied, a long while later, as she wrapped a still seated Sara in her arms.
"You not enjoyng yorself." She slurred, as she placed her chin on the brunettes shoulder.
"Ohhh yeah, having a ball." Sara replied, before laughing uproariously, her drunken self finding her not funny sentence rather amusing.
"Come on baby, les go dance." Catherine whispered in her ear, pulling the tall woman from her stool.
"Cat, there's no dance floor." Sara sniggered at the other women.
"Ohh yeah." Catherine laughed to herself.
"Unless you want me to dance around a pole for ya ?!" Sara suggested.
"OHH YEAH !" Catherine whooped, hurriedly pulling the younger woman towards the platformed area, managing not to stumble too much.
"Ahh Cat no!" Sara exclaimed worriedly, her brain finally catching up with her mouth.
"Why ?!" Catherine whined, not wanting to let the young CSI talk her way out of this one.
"Umm ..... because ahh ...... well .... I'm allergic to poles." She lied.
"Ohh." Catherine sighed disappointedly, as she redirected them to a small table.
"How about I go get us some drinks huh ?" Sara suggested, happy to have got away with the lie.
"Okay, but hurry back." Catherine smiled, as she happily blew drunken kisses at the young woman.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Here you go." Sara stated a short while later, as she placed the two drinks on the table.
getting no response from the older woman she looked up to notice that a group of about five nuns were huddled around her fiance, trying to stuff dollar bills into the top of her black dress slacks.
"HEY ! NO !" Sara exclaimed angrily, as she grabbed the young Sisters and pulled them off her befuddled woman.
"But Sister Mary said ...." One of the older Sisters began.
"I don't care what your stupid Sister Mary said ...." Sara began, before an amusing idea came to her.
"I mean, what Sister Mary ment was that you should stick your money into that bearded man's pants." Sara sniggered as she pointed to an almost smiling Grissom.
"Ohh thank you." Squealed the nuns as they quickly ran in the direction of the older man.
"Sara, your so bad." Catherine laughed as she pulled the young woman down onto her lap.
Sara was just about to reply when she noticed someone sit down opposite them. Turning to look she recognised a smiling Sister Mary Joseph Emmanuel.
"Hi, I've been hoping to have the opportunity to talk with you two all night." She smiled kindly at the two CSIs.
"I was just wanting to talk with you about how much God, our Father loves the both of you. And to warn you that if you don't turn from this path of sin and immorality then you will both spend your eternal lives in HELL !!!! " She yelled dramatically, waving her frail arms about theatrically.
"Okay, so we're going to hell, and your not ?!" Sara asked, as she looked around the room at the hundreds of daboucherous nuns.
"Pretty much." Sister Mary answered, glad the young woman was following her.
"Lady, you is whacked !" Sara told the elderly nun, deciding that clearly the poor woman was starting to show the signs of dementure.
"We'll see." The nun told them, condescendingly nodding her head.
"Your jus jealous." Catherine slurred at the elderly woman, as she grasped Sara's neck and brought the younger woman's lips to her own. There, take that Sister Mary Something or other ! She thought happily to herself, as she quickly forced her tongue into the brunettes waiting mouth.
"Well I never !" Exclaimed the older nun, furiously fanning her flushed face, she extricated herself from the table and rushed back over to her blonde dancer.
"Wow !" Sara exclaimed breathlessly when the strawberry blonde finally released her.
"Ohh yeah, I'm soooo good !" Catherine murmered contentedly, staring rather hungrily at the young woman's enticing lips.
"Catherine..." Sara whispered to the other woman.
"Uhh huh ..." Catherine encouraged, as the younger woman leaned in even closer.
"I think I might be umm ..... gay." Sara whispered rather loudly into her ear.
TBC ...................
"Sara ! You sly old fox you!!" Nick exclaimed happily as he slapped the young woman heartily across the back, nearly knocking her across the break room.
"owww." Sara mumbled irritably as she glared at the enthusiastic young man.
"You and Catherine ?!" Nick stated shaking his head in wonderment, and entirely missing the brunettes pissed off look.
"Wow !" He smiled, letting his mind wander through all the fun possibilities those two names together could provide a young lad.
"Nick" Sara growled, not liking the way the young man's eyes were lighting up at all.
"Heh, sorry Sara." He replied sheepishly, shaking himself out of his self induced haze and walking over to join the other woman beside her beloved coffee machine.
Leaning against the bench, he gave Sara his best boyish smile. "I just want you to know I'm so happy for you guys." he told her happily, throwing his arms around her, and hugging her as if her life depended on it.
"ummph ick ett ooof eeeee ." Sara gasped, trying to push the young man off of her.
"Hey Nick try and not suffocate my girlfriend okay ?" Catherine told the young CSI as she entered the break room, and headed straight for the couch.
"heh, sorry Cat." Nick mumbled apologetically as he extracted himself from Sara, checking to see that the young woman was still breathing, he walked over to sit beside the older CSI.
"I'm just so happy for you guys." He told the other woman, giving her a slight, entirely breathable hug.
"I know Nicky, I know." Catherine replied happily, giving the young man a gentle pat on the knees.
Growling lowly to herself Sara picked up her coffee and headed over to join the other two CSIs.
"Hey Sara what do you think about this dress ?" Catherine asked the younger woman as she sat down beside her. Turning towards her and shoving a brochure of an exquisite wedding gown into her hands.
"Do you think I'd too look fat in it ?!" She asked self consciously.
"Ohh my God Catherine !" Sara exclaimed completley stunned. "That dress costs fifty thousand dollars, hell yeah I think you'd look fat in it !" She told the other woman, thinking in fact the it would make the strawberry blonde look absolutely drop dead gorgeous.
Stunned, Catherine merly gapped at the young brunette for a long few minutes, before leaning in close to her. "Sara Elizabeth Sidle, you are so NOT getting lucky tonight !" She yelled as she stormed off towards the coffee machine.
"Rigggght ....." Sara murmured, shaking her head and blinking her eyes in bemusement.
"Because I was soooo getting lucky every other night ...... ?!???" She muttered to herself.
"Ohh man." Nick stated slapping his head at the stupidity of the woman now sitting next to him.
"Sara, Sara, Sara. You have got a lot to learn about women." He told the brunette sympathetically.
"Excuse me, I was actually a woman the last time I checked." Sara exclaimed offendidly. "I think I do actually know a little something about them."
"Sara, never ever tell a woman you think she looks fat." Nick replied, giving the young woman a compassionate pat on the shoulder.
"I am NOT paying fifty grand for a God Damned stupid frock ! " Sara told the young man, angrily shaking off his hand.
"Sara, if you don't want your credit card bill to shoot through the roof, then I suggest you go out and marry some guy." Nick laughed.
"god damned stupid wedding ...." Sara grumbled moodily to herself, as she hurriedly turned her back on the laughing man beside her.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Ahh good, everybody else is here." Grissom stated nodding his head as he walked into the room.
"Catherine, Sara, Nick. I'd like to introduce you to one Sister Mary Joseph Emmanuel, Mother Superior of the Sacred Heart convent in Reno." Grissom said, introducing the small carmelite nun beside him.
"Hey cool, did some nuns die ?" Nick asked excitedly, thinking that the night was starting to look quite good.
"No actually quite the opposite." Grissom replied, waiting for a still glaring Catherine to take a seat across from Sara before he continued.
"Actually Sister Mary is running a biannual convention for nuns here in Las Vagas this week." Grissom continued. " We seem to have absolutely no cases tonight." Grissom stated, shaking his head in wonderment. "As you can imagine I was rather perplexed by all of this, I mean this is actually Vagas."
"We like to call it Sodom and Gomorrah, in the business." Sister Mary interrupted pompously as she took a seat beside Catherine.
"Hmm yes quite." Grissom smirked at the sister's rather apt description.
"Anyway as I was saying I simply couldn't understand this until the sister rang me with a truly plausible reason. Sister if you will." Grissom smiled, leaving the nun to explain to his CSIs.
"Well its all quite simple really." Sister Mary began gruffly. "You see all crooks know that its bad karma to be naughty while there is a nun's convention on in town. So consequently most towns we visit are crime free during our stay." She stated proudly.
"WHAT ?!" Sara exclaimed loudly, just how stupid did Grissom think she actually was ?!
"You really expect us to believe that ?!" She asked the older man tersely.
"But didn't you say ...." Nick began before being silenced by Sara's stiletto heel.
"owww." He cried, shooting the brunette an evil glare.
"Of course I expect you to believe it Sara." Grissom replied unconsciously taking of his glasses and cleaning them."It makes a great deal of sense." He told her sagely.
"Anyway this leaves us without any cases tonight, and thusly with one of two options." He stated, replacing his glasses as he looked between his three CSIs.
"Either we could all catch up on some paperwork." He suggested to a chorus of groans.
"Or we can take the night of, and help our two ladies celebrate their upcoming wedding."
"I vote for paperwork." Sara decided suddenly, raising her hand to further stress her choice.
"Woohoo Bachelor party !" Nick whooped excitedly.
"Good choice." Grissom congratulated Nick, smiling at his boyish enthusiasm.
"I decided to invite Sister Mary and a few of her friends along, as a way of thanks for giving us all the night off."Grissom added happily, sure that Catherine and Sara would appreciate his kind gesture.
"Yes, it will prove an excellent lesson in temptation and sin I believe." Sister Mary said happily nodding her aged head.
"Anyway I've hired out a small bus, and Greg and Warrick are down there already with the other sisters. So come on people lets get this party started." He finished hopping he sounded terribly young and hip.
"I'm not paying for this right ?!" Sara called after the rest of the group, as she quickly ran to join them.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Wow !" Catherine muttered as she took in the extremely large two story black bus, filled with at leat a hundred nuns of varying ages.
"Wohoo Bachelor party with hundreds of single women !" Nick screamed excitedly as he pushed past the two women in his haste to get on the bus.
"Ahh Nick I don't think ..." Sara began, before deciding that the southern lad probably wasn't going to listen to her anyway.
"Come on ladies, your Carriage awaits." Grissom smiled as he brushed past them and boarded the big bus.
"Righhhht...." Catherine mumbled as she grabbed her fiances hand and pulled her onto the huge vehicle.
"Hey Cat, Sara." Warrick called out, as he walked down the isle to greet them both.
"I'm so happy for both of you." He told them, as he embraced Catherine, then heartily shook Sara's hand.
"Sara, you are one lucky woman." He sincerely told the young woman.
"Yeah well I bet my bank manager doesn't think so." Sara muttered glumly as she pushed past the other man and took a seat.
"Hey Catherine Wanna sit on my knee ?" Greg asked hopefully as the gorgeous older woman walked past him.
"Hey lab boy MINE !!!" Sara growled as she reached across to his seat and smacked him, rather upset that the young man hadn't asked her to sit on his knee instead.
"Ohhh honey, that's so sweet." Catherine smiled as she seated herself nearly on top of the other woman.
"Maybe you might just get lucky tonight baby." She whispered seductivley to the shocked brunette.
"Great." Sara smiled fakley, could this night possibly get any worse she wondered annoyed.
"Right then Sister's how about a rousing chorus of Kumbya ?" Sister Mary Joseph asked as she climbed aboard the bus and seated herself happily behind the wheel.
Sara decided to hit her head repeatedly against the seat in front of her.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Whoa ! Why are we stopping here ?!" Sara demanded desperately as the bus pulled up outside a rather large and seedy looking venue entitled The Kitty Lounge.
"Woohoo Bachelor party !" Nick and Greg screamed excitedly as they hurriedly ran off the bus.
"Umm No, no no no no no ....... " Sara shook her head worriedly.
"Come on guy's you don't need to pretend around us, we're family." Warrick kindly told the somewhat green looking young woman.
"Yes, it should be ahh ...... fun." Grissom added as he walked up the isle to them.
"Ahhh..... but the ahh .... nuns! " Sara tried, hoping for a last minute rescue. Only to notice the large line of nun's being handed large stacks of dollar bills by Sister Mary.
"I really don't think they're going to have that much of a problem honey." Catherine laughed, shaking her head at the odd scene as she dragged her unwilling fiance off the bus and into the building.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Now what you do is line up in front of the dancers and place the dollar bills into their underwear." Sister Mary instructed the excited group of nuns in front of her.
"Alternatively you could use a couple of the bills together to either buy some alcohol, or to get something called a 'lap dance' from one of the dancers." She added educationally.
"Now just spread out and try and learn as much as you can about this sort of temptation so that we may each be better able to help the damned and the sinners of our world." She encouraged.
"And if you need any help, I'll be sitting right over there." The elderly Sister smiled as she quicly headed towards a rather leggy and buxom young blonde dancer.
"Ohh My God !" Sara shook her head stunned by the non nun like activities the robed women were getting up too.
"I'm sooo getting a drink!" She quickly decided, as she hurriedly headed towards the bar.
"Hey, Give me your strongest drink, and make it a double." Sara asked the barman, as she quickly placed her money on the counter and jumped on to stool beside it.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Hey baby." A slightly tipsy Catherine replied, a long while later, as she wrapped a still seated Sara in her arms.
"You not enjoyng yorself." She slurred, as she placed her chin on the brunettes shoulder.
"Ohhh yeah, having a ball." Sara replied, before laughing uproariously, her drunken self finding her not funny sentence rather amusing.
"Come on baby, les go dance." Catherine whispered in her ear, pulling the tall woman from her stool.
"Cat, there's no dance floor." Sara sniggered at the other women.
"Ohh yeah." Catherine laughed to herself.
"Unless you want me to dance around a pole for ya ?!" Sara suggested.
"OHH YEAH !" Catherine whooped, hurriedly pulling the younger woman towards the platformed area, managing not to stumble too much.
"Ahh Cat no!" Sara exclaimed worriedly, her brain finally catching up with her mouth.
"Why ?!" Catherine whined, not wanting to let the young CSI talk her way out of this one.
"Umm ..... because ahh ...... well .... I'm allergic to poles." She lied.
"Ohh." Catherine sighed disappointedly, as she redirected them to a small table.
"How about I go get us some drinks huh ?" Sara suggested, happy to have got away with the lie.
"Okay, but hurry back." Catherine smiled, as she happily blew drunken kisses at the young woman.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Here you go." Sara stated a short while later, as she placed the two drinks on the table.
getting no response from the older woman she looked up to notice that a group of about five nuns were huddled around her fiance, trying to stuff dollar bills into the top of her black dress slacks.
"HEY ! NO !" Sara exclaimed angrily, as she grabbed the young Sisters and pulled them off her befuddled woman.
"But Sister Mary said ...." One of the older Sisters began.
"I don't care what your stupid Sister Mary said ...." Sara began, before an amusing idea came to her.
"I mean, what Sister Mary ment was that you should stick your money into that bearded man's pants." Sara sniggered as she pointed to an almost smiling Grissom.
"Ohh thank you." Squealed the nuns as they quickly ran in the direction of the older man.
"Sara, your so bad." Catherine laughed as she pulled the young woman down onto her lap.
Sara was just about to reply when she noticed someone sit down opposite them. Turning to look she recognised a smiling Sister Mary Joseph Emmanuel.
"Hi, I've been hoping to have the opportunity to talk with you two all night." She smiled kindly at the two CSIs.
"I was just wanting to talk with you about how much God, our Father loves the both of you. And to warn you that if you don't turn from this path of sin and immorality then you will both spend your eternal lives in HELL !!!! " She yelled dramatically, waving her frail arms about theatrically.
"Okay, so we're going to hell, and your not ?!" Sara asked, as she looked around the room at the hundreds of daboucherous nuns.
"Pretty much." Sister Mary answered, glad the young woman was following her.
"Lady, you is whacked !" Sara told the elderly nun, deciding that clearly the poor woman was starting to show the signs of dementure.
"We'll see." The nun told them, condescendingly nodding her head.
"Your jus jealous." Catherine slurred at the elderly woman, as she grasped Sara's neck and brought the younger woman's lips to her own. There, take that Sister Mary Something or other ! She thought happily to herself, as she quickly forced her tongue into the brunettes waiting mouth.
"Well I never !" Exclaimed the older nun, furiously fanning her flushed face, she extricated herself from the table and rushed back over to her blonde dancer.
"Wow !" Sara exclaimed breathlessly when the strawberry blonde finally released her.
"Ohh yeah, I'm soooo good !" Catherine murmered contentedly, staring rather hungrily at the young woman's enticing lips.
"Catherine..." Sara whispered to the other woman.
"Uhh huh ..." Catherine encouraged, as the younger woman leaned in even closer.
"I think I might be umm ..... gay." Sara whispered rather loudly into her ear.
TBC ...................